johnny the fox Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 http://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-23/22-firefighters-rescue-american-exchange-student-from-giant-german-vagina-sculpture/? This has happened to me many many times..
johnny the fox Posted 23 June 2014 Author Posted 23 June 2014 to be stuck in that position for so long must of made him stiff..
Rincewind Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 Are you sure it is the vagina is big and not that the penis is small
Trumpet Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 Are you sure it is the vagina is big and not that the penis is small
Vacamion Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 The emergency services could have used an axe to free him, but wished to avoid any issues with a gaping axe wound.
DennisNedry Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 Who sculpts a vagina? I mean, seriously, who actually had a shit load of clay and thought 'mmm today I'll craft a cvnt'
Jordan Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 That's why you gotta keep a little K-Y Jelly on hand, just in case.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 They're still looking for a geezer, lost inside with his horse and cart!
Mark_w Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 Who sculpts a vagina? I mean, seriously, who actually had a shit load of clay and thought 'mmm today I'll craft a cvnt' And who decided to put it right outside a university?
Alf Bentley Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 The poor lad just got a bit ovary-enthusiastic. There was a story that his girlfriend had also got herself stuck on top of the sculpture of a giant penis, but the police have dismissed it as a phallussy.
notnow john Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 He may have caught a Sculpture Transmitted Disease!
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 And who decided to put it right outside a university? Some cnut!
Stadt Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 Who sculpts a vagina? I mean, seriously, who actually had a shit load of clay and thought 'mmm today I'll craft a cvnt' Me in ceramics in year 8
Unabomber Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 Are you sure it is the vagina is big and not that the penis is small
Legend_in_blue Posted 23 June 2014 Posted 23 June 2014 We all know what he was looking for. Too many late night movies. He couldn't find any teeth by the looks of it.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.