The Tinder Thread

[Des.]

Smuts is the don, my tinder is dead now.

You can pull it back

[Unabomber]

You can pull it back

I dunno, none of my matches are interesting.

[Mike Oxlong]

Smuts is the don, my tinder is dead now.

But Smuts is king of the pun and has worrying grooming abilities and you're king of the put down. Different skills, different kills. Keep on it man.

Edited 23 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[Unabomber]

But Smuts is king of the pun and you're king of the put down. Different skills, different kills. Keep on it man.

You know what they say though - once the dog is dead, you can't put it down anymore.

[Mike Oxlong]

You know what they say though - once the dog is dead, you can't put it down anymore.

My last word on the matter. The dog ain't dead and if he is, be afraid. Smuts would probably stuff and mount him.

Edited 23 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[Simo86]

I dunno, none of my matches are interesting.

Come on Una sort it out!

[Simo86]

[General Smuts]

We were all underdogs once Una. I believe in your ability to be an utter douche hat over the internet.

[Jonaldinho]

I was planning on posting this.

[General Smuts]

Officially boycotting Tinder until MTWG returns.

I crave his approval like Ruth, 27 craves my shrivelled up chode.

[Mike Oxlong]

Officially boycotting Tinder until MTWG returns.

I crave his approval like Ruth, 27 craves my shrivelled up chode.

Translation;

I'm worried that MTWG has catfished me as Ruth and that it's him that I've been asking to hump my stump.

Edited 23 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[sphericalfox]

Officially boycotting Tinder until MTWG returns.

I crave his approval like Ruth, 27 craves my shrivelled up chode.

 

weak 

[AKCJ]

Has Ruth, 27 said owt today Smuts?

[General Smuts]

Has Ruth, 27 said owt today Smuts?

 

I've not checked. But I doubt it.

[Mike Oxlong]

This thread is turning into a disaster. I've actually had to speak to family this evening.

[FoxesAreBlue]

That's not on at all

#Justice4Oxlong

Edited 23 July 2014 by FoxesAreBlue

[Danno]

[Beliall]

[StanSP]

I blame Smuts for the downturn in this thread.

 

He's gone so far up the rankings we've got nothing left to live for. It's totally crushed the likes of Una and MTWG.

 

Oh Smuts. What have you done?

[Beliall]

Im still hoping its MTWG catfishing them

[Dr The Singh]

No repping until someone gets laid!!!  Having our cocks in our hand is not good enough!!

[StanSP]

I've just seen on Facebook that MTWG graduated today.

 

I had no idea Tinder Studies was a course.

[Unabomber]

I'm talking to a girl with a cracking arse, and she's local.

[Basingstoke Fox]

I'm talking to a girl with a cracking arse, and she's local.

Waiting for Stan SP to say that magic word.

[Simo86]

I'm talking to a girl with a cracking arse, and she's local.

How local?