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SOCCERROO FOX

The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxlong

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She would shit on your chest for sure!

She shits logs of compressed steel.And that landing on your chest would create the same crush injuries as a high speed crash with a 12 tonne articulated. So, for that reason, I'm out.

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Stadt

Stadt

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This thread is worth sporadic GPRS mobile internet connection, golden.

Even everybody bitching about the certain you're-not-really-allowed-to-bitch-about-or-else-you'll-get-banned-person is pretty funny.

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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I'll post some resent matches (even if they are far away) as we're clearly lacking pics.

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Right

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Attention seeking moment from Su

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The girl who likes the office who I posted a couple of pages ago is amazing, I'm meeting her soon in London.

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cambridgefox

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I'll post some resent matches (even if they are far away) as we're clearly lacking pics.

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Right

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Attention seeking moment from Su

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The girl who likes the office who I posted a couple of pages ago is amazing, I'm meeting her soon in London.

Sarah-would not date-Gammy leg

Elly-would not date-Attention seeker" look at me I'm pretending to be with Jo Whiley"

Samantha-Would not date-bad posture,dodgy back= bad in the sack( I should no I had a bad back)

Su-would not date- ill fitting bra,scruffy mare.Sleep Narcolepsy....oh maybe a keeper after all .

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ozleicester

ozleicester

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Why has no-one used any of this...

 

I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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Why has no-one used any of this...

 

I froze your tears and made a dagger,

and stabbed it in my cock forever.

It stays there like Excalibur,

Are you my Arthur?

Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,

Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.

I’d drown with you to be together.

Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

If I get a match I will use that.

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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lol accidental charmer.

I predict you end up marrying her and annoying your children with the hilarious story of how you first mistook her for a fat man from Dudley or a webcam prostitute.

I didn't have the heart (or motivation) to respond to her.
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