Rincewind Posted 22 December 2014 Posted 22 December 2014 A participating little ditty. Copy and paste previous lines in similar format when adding contributions making it longer. ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss
MooseBreath Posted 22 December 2014 Posted 22 December 2014 Rincewind I'm glad I've got an home this Christmas How it's paid for that's my business
orangecity23 Posted 22 December 2014 Posted 22 December 2014 ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss ORANGECITY23 This is not the place for your LCFC grieving, if you say 'Cattermole' or 'Pulis', you'd best be leaving.
General Smuts Posted 22 December 2014 Posted 22 December 2014 ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss ORANGECITY23 This is not the place for your LCFC grieving, if you say 'Catermole' or 'Pulis', you'd best be leaving. General Smuts With boy band good looks and an addiction to rusk I'm the Clown Prince of Tinder, the General of Smut If you think you'll have a rap thread without my appearance Then your mind's as messed up as Babylad's incoherence
cambridgefox Posted 22 December 2014 Posted 22 December 2014 Lock the doors, batten down the hatches Swiping right for tinder matches Rincey drinking ales he does no harm Tripping over tables breaking his arm King fox at the curtains in his new abode. Praying for some gay blokes petting across the road Una in the kitchen, just follow your nose The cheating fooking b'stard it all from Waitrose How low can you go How low can you go Well I slept with my sister!
Carl the Llama Posted 22 December 2014 Posted 22 December 2014 ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss RincewindI'm glad I've got an home this Christmas How it's paid for that's my business ORANGECITY23 This is not the place for your LCFC grieving, if you say 'Cattermole' or 'Pulis', you'd best be leaving. General Smuts With boy band good looks and an addiction to rusk I'm the Clown Prince of Tinder, the General of Smut If you think you'll have a rap thread without my appearance Then your mind's as messed up as Babylad's incoherence Cambridgefox Lock the doors, batten down the hatchesSwiping right for tinder matchesRincey drinking ales he does no harmTripping over tables breaking his armKing fox at the curtains in his new abode.Praying for some gay blokes petting across the roadUna in the kitchen, just follow your noseThe cheating fooking b'stard it all from WaitroseHow low can you goHow low can you goWell I slept with my sister! Carl the Llama Why you comin' home at five in the mone' Can I smell yo dick?Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't coolSo what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
Collymore Posted 23 December 2014 Posted 23 December 2014 ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss RincewindI'm glad I've got an home this Christmas How it's paid for that's my business ORANGECITY23 This is not the place for your LCFC grieving, if you say 'Cattermole' or 'Pulis', you'd best be leaving. General Smuts With boy band good looks and an addiction to rusk I'm the Clown Prince of Tinder, the General of Smut If you think you'll have a rap thread without my appearance Then your mind's as messed up as Babylad's incoherence Cambridgefox Lock the doors, batten down the hatchesSwiping right for tinder matchesRincey drinking ales he does no harmTripping over tables breaking his armKing fox at the curtains in his new abode.Praying for some gay blokes petting across the roadUna in the kitchen, just follow your noseThe cheating fooking b'stard it all from WaitroseHow low can you goHow low can you goWell I slept with my sister! Carl the Llama Why you comin' home at five in the mone' Can I smell yo dick?Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't coolSo what you need to do is let me smell yo dick Collymore Yo all lets see those hands I'm joined with my main man Neil Danns It's nice and warm now hear my chord I promise there'll be no mention of Mills or Beckford.
MooseBreath Posted 23 December 2014 Posted 23 December 2014 MooseBreath Biddly Biddly Biddly Biddly bong way-oo Shove your Christmas songs up your arse you ho
The Blur Posted 23 December 2014 Posted 23 December 2014 ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss RincewindI'm glad I've got an home this Christmas How it's paid for that's my business ORANGECITY23 This is not the place for your LCFC grieving, if you say 'Cattermole' or 'Pulis', you'd best be leaving. General Smuts With boy band good looks and an addiction to rusk I'm the Clown Prince of Tinder, the General of Smut If you think you'll have a rap thread without my appearance Then your mind's as messed up as Babylad's incoherence Cambridgefox Lock the doors, batten down the hatchesSwiping right for tinder matchesRincey drinking ales he does no harmTripping over tables breaking his armKing fox at the curtains in his new abode.Praying for some gay blokes petting across the roadUna in the kitchen, just follow your noseThe cheating fooking b'stard it all from WaitroseHow low can you goHow low can you goWell I slept with my sister! Carl the Llama Why you comin' home at five in the mone' Can I smell yo dick?Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't coolSo what you need to do is let me smell yo dick Collymore Yo all lets see those hands I'm joined with my main man Neil Danns It's nice and warm now hear my chord I promise there'll be no mention of Mills or Beckford. MooseBreath Biddly Biddly Biddly Biddly bong way-ooShove your Christmas songs up your arse you ho The Blur I am The Blur, I do not get involved in this forum' slurs apart from dissing Leicester City's dreadful performances this season even though it is a treason beyond all reason! I am the quizmaster Do you want a taster Of my quiz? Oh boy, it is certainly not a piece of pizz!
Guest MattP Posted 23 December 2014 Posted 23 December 2014 Alf Bentley stone cold sober now it's six months off the booze. If the Tories win next May then it's five more years like Scrooge. Leicsmac in Korea having so much bloody fun. Or maybe he's gone so left wing he works for Kim Jong Un. Rincewind feeling guilty, somehow got a Christmas bonus. Now he's on a festive bender instead of helping out the homeless. Moosebreath is working all hours, at his party some commotion. Directors baby daughter gone and so is his promotion. MattP now is out of here as too much of this is camp. Plus tomorrow I'll be relieving myself upon a dirty tramp.
Vacamion Posted 23 December 2014 Posted 23 December 2014 ALL The house is stocked with Xmas beer The inmates enjoying the atmos-phere Away from the footie forum crap Comes the sound of the Safehouse rap PURPLERONNIE I may be a leftie I may be square But at least I have all my hair. WEBBO The imposter LAMBY has left his home He's crouched in the corner all alone. MATTP I'll have a word I need a piss He'd better hope that I miss Rincewind I'm glad I've got an home this Christmas How it's paid for that's my business ORANGECITY23 This is not the place for your LCFC grieving, if you say 'Cattermole' or 'Pulis', you'd best be leaving. General Smuts With boy band good looks and an addiction to rusk I'm the Clown Prince of Tinder, the General of Smut If you think you'll have a rap thread without my appearance Then your mind's as messed up as Babylad's incoherence Cambridgefox Lock the doors, batten down the hatches Swiping right for tinder matches Rincey drinking ales he does no harm Tripping over tables breaking his arm King fox at the curtains in his new abode. Praying for some gay blokes petting across the road Una in the kitchen, just follow your nose The cheating fooking b'stard it all from Waitrose How low can you go How low can you go Well I slept with my sister! Carl the Llama Why you comin' home at five in the mone' Can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick Collymore Yo all lets see those hands I'm joined with my main man Neil Danns It's nice and warm now hear my chord I promise there'll be no mention of Mills or Beckford. MooseBreath Biddly Biddly Biddly Biddly bong way-oo Shove your Christmas songs up your arse you ho The Blur I am The Blur, I do not get involved in this forum' slurs apart from dissing Leicester City's dreadful performances this season even though it is a treason beyond all reason! I am the quizmaster Do you want a taster Of my quiz? Oh boy, it is certainly not a piece of pizz! Vacamion Merry Christmas fae Glesga, land of the Jocks I hope Santa fills up all your chriggy socks It's wet here and cold and there's often bad news But at least, unlike Empty, we don't blame the Jews.
bovril Posted 23 December 2014 Posted 23 December 2014 Yo Yo. My name be Bovril, like Ronnie I'm punk, But unlike Scouse, I never post drunk. My rhymes be deadly, like Vardy in the box, My lyrics are serious like a post from Hackney Fox. We got TPH, he's known for his graft, Col sliding up and down Cattermole's shaft. Gen chat is all truth, no word of a lie, MattP said it's true he knows a guy who knows a guy. So Merry Christmas homies, all of you, Just don't put your feet up near Fox92.
Merging Cultures Posted 24 December 2014 Posted 24 December 2014 I'm the MC, you know me, In Africa, they call me BB. I'm living it large, I have house staff, They clean and cook, in my big gaff. I care for the poor, while I wear my bling, Listen up FT b!tches, hear me sing... We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Rincewind Posted 26 December 2014 Author Posted 26 December 2014 Christmas is over goodbye festive cheer Consumed mountain of food, gallons of beer. The house is emptying for the match Upon your return, the doors on the latch.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 December 2014 Posted 27 December 2014 Left the door on the latch, A burglar came in to see what he could snatch, But all he found were empty tins Christmas rap
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