Manwell Pablo Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 suggest this be added to the newbies guidlines thing to help new posters understand one of our more complex posters. 1. Impact - Ability to run fast, score goals, and assists. Commonly found in Irish full backs or Ivorian wingers. 2. Disallowed Goal - Something that can either be totally forgotten or remembered, depending on which striker puts the ball in the net, commonly used to bolster goals tally of unimpressive strikers (See 3) 3. Elvis Hammond - Misunderstood striker with Impact (see 1) Pace, Flair (see 19) and a better goal scoring record than Fantasy(see 5) 4. I have played and beaten two national champions and one world champion squash players and did that make me a good squash player? No! - I was once amazing at squash. 5. Fantasy - Matthew "Matty" Fryatt 6. Chosen Man - Player often played in first team for no other reason than that he earns a lot of money e.g Fantasy (see 5) Stephen Hughes and Stephen Clemance. Rarely seen turning out for reserves (See 12) 7. Alan Sheehan - God 8. Andy King - Best mates son, currently trying to find someway of making a claim for him in the first team, and failing. 10. Well you'd know all about that - No I'm not you are na na na na nah. 11. Loaned out – Out cast, no longer wanted, what should happen to Chosen Men (See 6) however never seems to happen 12. Leicester City Reserves – place where all players should prove themselves, preferred to first team games as the lack of attendance means I have more room to spread my elbows whilst writing in my notepad, It’s closer to my home (see 24), a fiver to get in and allows me to take the moral high ground with everyone (see 14) 13. Johnny Foreigner – Person or persons with foreign origin who do not have the acceptable standard of spoken English (see 14), do not necessarily have to be called “Johnny” 14. Hossein Kaebi – Not very good 15. Hungry – desiring success and trophies and victories, young and vibrant. To be of first team material 16. Hungary – Country of origin for new set of Chosen Men (See 6) not to be confused with 15. Currently waiting for nationals of this country to play poorly so I can start my Max Gradel in campaign 17. I once had a relationship with a lovely Asian girl and how we would laugh together if she were here now – I once went out with an Asian bird, which pretty much means I can say what I want without being branded a racist. 18. Youth Team – Future of first team, a hive of flair (see 19) and impact (see 1) must be protected from dourests (see 22)(sp). 19. Flair – attacking play, good passing movement, getting beat 5-4. Something of which to be happy about. 20. Pace – reason to play poor strikers with no touch (see 3) a lack off could seriously compromise entry into the Leicester City first team (see 5) 21. Hullfox – Nemesis 22. Dourests(sp) (See 21 and 23) People with little knowledge of Flair (see 19) Pace (see 20) or impact (see 1) Generally Happy with “away draws” and don’t like full backs who don’t get forward at every single opportunity. Can also be used for people who prefer experince over youth or defence over attack. Likely to defend if 1-0 up with 5 minutes to go, which inevitably leads to opposition scoring, 23. The Peoples Hero – Arch Nemesis, Serial under achiever, below par squash player. 24. Foxestalk – Place of Residence 25. Horse racing – What I was watching during Nigel Worthington’s first game in charge, you know, the game I said that was enough for me and it was time for Worthington to be “shipped out” 26. DavieG – Admin friend, ticket to do as I please. 27. Drink Driving – Good 28. Police – Bad, accept when arresting criminals (See 13) 29. I had a fair few Baa Baa’s – I was pissed out my tree
The People's Hero Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Manwell, predictably I found that hilarious. Depending on whether you're a power crazed mod or not this can be read as. 1) Thanks Manwell, that was well thought out and entertaining. OR 2) Exactly the sort of drivel that appeals to someone operating on TPH's level. He's a virus running through this forum.
syston_fox Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Haha that is brilliant!! Literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 January 2008 Author Posted 22 January 2008 Manwell, predictably I found that hilarious.Depending on whether you're a power crazed mod or not this can be read as. 1) Thanks Manwell, that was well thought out and entertaining. OR 2) Exactly the sort of drivel that appeals to someone operating on TPH's level. He's a virus running through this forum. I'm sure he will take it in the right way.
Tommy G Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 It's a bit harsh on the bloke... nonetheless quite amusing
James. Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Excellent work Manwell. Very, VERY accurate as well. Just missing this one from hebangsthedrums. 30. Fact - Opinion
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 January 2008 Author Posted 22 January 2008 It's a bit harsh on the bloke... nonetheless quite amusing hey, they're all his terms! Even Johnny Foriegner! EDIT: Having read it again it is a bit harsh. Sorry Thrac!
Tommy G Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 hey, they're all his terms! Even Johnny Foriegner!EDIT: Having read it again it is a bit harsh. Sorry Thrac! Im sure he'll see it as light hearted banter...
Daggers Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Superb. A shame that this will end up being closed or deleted.
Ric Flair Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Superb.A shame that this will end up being closed or deleted. I wouldn't have thought it will.
General Smuts Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Superb.A shame that this will end up being closed or deleted. Agreed. Made me laugh though.
The Reverend Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 suggest this be added to the newbies guidlines thing to help new posters understand one of our more complex posters.1. Impact - Ability to run fast, score goals, and assists. Commonly found in Irish full backs or Ivorian wingers. 2. Disallowed Goal - Something that can either be totally forgotten or remembered, depending on which striker puts the ball in the net, commonly used to bolster goals tally of unimpressive strikers (See 3) 3. Elvis Hammond - Misunderstood striker with Impact (see 1) Pace, Flair (see 19) and a better goal scoring record than Fantasy(see 5) 4. I have played and beaten two national champions and one world champion squash players and did that make me a good squash player? no! - I was once amazing at squash. 5. Fantasy - Matthew "Matty" Fryatt 6. Chosen Man - Player often played in first team for no other reason than that he earns a lot of money e.g Fantasy (see 5) Stephen Hughes and Stephen Clemance. Rarely seen turning out for reserves (See 12) 7. Alan Sheehan - God 8. Andy King - Best mates son, currently trying to find someway of making a claim for him in the first team, and failing. 10. Well you'd know all about that - No I'm not you are na na na na nah. 11. Loaned out – Out cast, no longer wanted, what should happen to Chosen Men (See 6) however never seems to happen 12. Leicester City Reserves – place where all players should prove themselves, preferred to first team games as the lack of attendance means I have more room to spread my elbows whilst writing in my notepad, (See 17) It’s closer to my home (see 24), a fiver to get in and allows me to take the moral high ground with everyone (see 14) 13. Johnny Foreigner – Person or persons with foreign origin who do not have the acceptable standard of spoken English (see 14), do not necessarily have to be called “Johnny” 14. Hossein Kaebi – Not very good 15. Hungry – desiring success and trophies and victories, young and vibrant. To be off first team material 16. Hungary – Country of origin for new set of Chosen Men (See 6) not to be confused with 15. Currently waiting for nationals of this country to play poorly so I can start my Max Gradel in campaign 17. I once had a relationship with a lovely Asian girl and how we would laugh together if she were here now – I once went out with an Asian bird, which pretty much means I can say what I want without being branded a racist. 18. Youth Team – Future of first team, a hive of flair (see 19) and impact (see 1) must be protected from dourests (see 22)(sp). 19. Flair – attacking play, good passing movement, getting beat 5-4. Something of which to be happy about. 20. Pace – reason to play poor strikers with no touch (see 3) a lack off could seriously compromise entry into the Leicester City first team (see 5) 21. Hullfox – Nemesis 22. Dourests(sp) (See 21 and 23) People with little knowledge of Flair (see 19) Pace (see 20) or impact (see 1) Generally Happy with “away draws” and don’t like full backs who don’t get forward at every single opportunity. Can also be used for people who prefer youth over experience or defence over attack. Likely to defend if 1-0 up with 5 minutes to go, which inevitably leads to opposition scoring, 23. The Peoples Hero – Arch Nemesis, Serial under achiever, below par squash player. 24. Foxestalk – Place of Residence 25. Horse racing – What I was watching during Nigel Worthington’s first game in charge, you know, the game I said that was enough for me and it was time for Worthington to be “shipped out” 26. DavieG – Admin friend, ticket to do as I please. 27. Drink Driving – Good 28. Police – Bad, accept when arresting criminals (See 13) 29. I had a fair few Baa Baa’s – I was pissed out my tree :D Come on Thracian - come out come out wherever you are!
Dames Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 ! Early contender for post/thread of the year. This should be stickied in the LC Forum.
Finnegan Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 I see this as vital reading for all new uses. Hence...
General Smuts Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 I see this as vital reading for all new uses. Hence...
AoWW Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 superb! a few omissions though... golf, traffic wardens, Ultra??!!
ASH17LCFC Posted 22 January 2008 Posted 22 January 2008 Complete and utter rubbish as Pablo normally comes out with.
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