Stopharage

AKA a Vestergaard sprint.

Winks has clearly been our most talented CM since he’s been here. Last year he was played in systems that didn’t play to his strengths and you had people on here castigating the guy as if he should be playing in the National league. He’s a player that brings the very best out of his teammates when utilised properly.

It's not a collar, it''s an arrow designed to remind Daka where the ball is located.

Yep, he eats his KitKats like a wrong ‘un.

Not according to their website. Think it was suggested after their Europa League exit but he’s still there.

Fake News. He’s still manager.

Earlier in the transfer window we were linked with Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, who is at Besiktas. Let’s hope Rudkin doesn’t have a brain fart whilst trying to complete this deal by suggesting a swap 😬

That fee was agreed before he went on loan last year and a compulsory purchase was triggered when he made the requisite number of games. Based on his potential and the competition for him it probably seemed like a good deal; based on his performances it definitely wasn’t.

Judging by the state of the club at the moment, I’m guessing they’re trying to broker a deal with Klarna to be the new shirt sponsor.

As much as I can't stand Faes, I wouldn't be averse to playing him as a DM with Nelson/Okoli/Souttar as our CB options. As a last line of defence he's an absolute bombscare but he does look pretty decent when bringing the ball out of defence.

Any chance Wrexham need a new DoF?

West Ham are monitoring Sheffield United’s Michael Cooper, who I’d say is a better keeper than Hermansen, so he may end up staying with us.

World-class finish by Daka. To think people doubted him.

Judging by the keeper's movement for that free-kick, Bausor by name, Bowser by nature.

Daka wins a corner! For the opposition...

Rudkin probably thinks Viktoria Plzen is Harry Winks’ partner.

If that was from Grok it would have read:

The only thing our rabble will do for fan engagement is change the hold music.

Is he growing vegetables then?

Rudkin probably thinks you only get a sell-on clause if you sell in December.

Good-o, Rayan Kolli on the pitch, Melan Kolli in the stands.

I’m waiting for them to announce Andrew Tate as the new women’s team manager and the Australian mushroom murderer as our new head of catering.

I can't wait until Wednesday when we get linked with John Beck.

After the failure of recent appointments, 16 of them were those monks we used to bless the King Power.

Did they give a year?