Vacamion

It was THATCHER.

Gael Clichy appears to apply his hairline with a thick black felt tip pen.

Tell me you had the famous Killie Pie at Rugby Park. The best thing about that ground. Be warned that Tannadice's away end has utterly shit catering, so I hope you go in the home end. My top 3 Scottish away grounds are, for various obscure reasons, Alloa, Queen of The South and Arbroath.

Sunderland's kit is proper Stabilo Boss.

It would have to be a sticky thread of *established* songs only, otherwise you would just get people putting in their own suggestions for new ones, and the players' actual songs would be lost in a morass of failed metre, inadequate rhyme and dashed poetic hope.

Verily, the multitude was joyous When our LORD appeared Under the cross of St Marc To smite the wicked City of Brum

Telephone for you, Mr Jinxit.

If you don't say "Twotford" in your head every time they are mentioned, you are doing it wrong.

13. More Academy products getting a shot than they have in a long while, and doing well.

I was working today and surreptitiously watching snippets of the game every few minutes, and even though we won 5-0, Mads doing the double save was the best bit of individual play I saw.

What. A. Game. Brilliant.

As an England fan (missed this afternoon's game) I miss the scrum halves just hoofing it high all the time for position and everyone else just shuffling between the kicks.

What a game this is for the neutral.

Love to see that. Bravo.

You can't say he hasn't been told before. Fair 2nd yella.

And I'm proved wrong.

Think the French 2nd row might see red after the bunker review.

Whatever school, uni and club rugby did to me as a young man, I did worse to myself with the ale since.

I always imagined that if I had met Carl Weathers, I would have asked him if the CIA had him pushing too many pencils.

Carl Weathers. Apollo Creed.

I don't really know what Avatar The Last Airbender is, and I'm not going to find out, but this geezer appears to be wearing Jürgen Klopp's gnashers round his neck:

Hey it's 2024, Dudes can marry Dudes. Step up.

Disappointed that the "checking badge" meme hasn't had an airing.

Blimey, should have remembered that I had money on 3-1 before the match and was less disappointed than others when their consolation goal went in.