Vacamion Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 6ft 2 with a sixpack (of San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa) Wanna make friends? I'm not usually one to bear grudges. Oh who am I kidding. I am a right mardy grudge bearer. Anyway, yes, of course, let's not dwell on stuff we are never going to be able to agree on.
m00nie Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 looking at all the others post points out too much that im a short arse and well over wieght
Larry_LCFC Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 6ft 4, 14 stone. Desperately trying not to be a lanky streak of piss.
Wakeyfox Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 I'm 6'6" and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums. I love it when people start these types of things because you know you can tell them exactly where you will be and they'd never dream of turning up, online bluffers make me laugh. You got any aliases?
cambridgefox Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 I'm 6'6" and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums. I love it when people start these types of things because you know you can tell them exactly where you will be and they'd never dream of turning up, online bluffers make me laugh. Sheriff Fatman!Blast from the past.6ft 4" lost a stone 16st 12oz salesman= running around Cambs telling lies!
Raw Dykes Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 I am what some might call a lanky streak of piss. I used to be one until I started having a ludicrous protein shake every day. I've put on 3 stone and counting because of it. 500ml full fat milk, 100g of oats (Quakers rolled oats go down so much easier than cheap ones), 2x scoops whey protein, 1x banana, 1x tablespoon peanut butter, 1x tablespoon extra virgin olive oil (I put spirulina in there as well for vitamins). Bang all that in a blender and neck it. Lunch takes me less than 10 minutes. I usually only have that and my main meal each day and I've been piling the pounds on. Can't describe how nice it is to have a bit of padding after feeling like a deck chair for a long time. I recommend this for any thin people who don't like to cook or don't love eating like everyone else seems to. It's so easy. I just wish I'd known how easy it was to put on weight. I thought I was destined to forever be a ghost train skeleton.
pSinatra Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 5' 9" 9 & a half stone through the summer & anything up to 11 stone during the winter. Work my spuds off during the summer & spend the winter months watching Jeremy Kyle & eating far too many sweets. Every spring, I can lose a stone in just a few weeks. I have clothes that I can only wear depending on what time of year it is & what weight I am. I prefer being thinner, but people tell me I look healthier a bit chunkier
Sir Fynwy Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 You got any aliases? No, I've never seen any point in keeping a low profile on forums, if I wouldn't say stuff to your face I won't type it, the people who know me off here know I'm as subtle as a brick.
Wakeyfox Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 No, I've never seen any point in keeping a low profile on forums, if I wouldn't say stuff to your face I won't type it, the people who know me off here know I'm as subtle as a brick. It was a sheriff fatman reference, not a serious question.
cambridgefox Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 It was a sheriff fatman reference, not a serious question.i missed that even though i mentioned "Sheriff Fatman"but now I keep giggling at Sir Fynwys response to it.
Sir Fynwy Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 It was a sheriff fatman reference, not a serious question. my dumb, yes more aliases than Klaus Barbie
Merging Cultures Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 I used to be one until I started having a ludicrous protein shake every day. I've put on 3 stone and counting because of it. 500ml full fat milk, 100g of oats (Quakers rolled oats go down so much easier than cheap ones), 2x scoops whey protein, 1x banana, 1x tablespoon peanut butter, 1x tablespoon extra virgin olive oil (I put spirulina in there as well for vitamins). Bang all that in a blender and neck it. Lunch takes me less than 10 minutes. I usually only have that and my main meal each day and I've been piling the pounds on. Can't describe how nice it is to have a bit of padding after feeling like a deck chair for a long time. I recommend this for any thin people who don't like to cook or don't love eating like everyone else seems to. It's so easy. I just wish I'd known how easy it was to put on weight. I thought I was destined to forever be a ghost train skeleton. Please take this the best way possible, I hate you.
Raw Dykes Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Please take this the best way possible, I hate you. Why?
purpleronnie Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Why? I think OZ would love to be in your position and find it so difficult to put on weight.
Merging Cultures Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Why?I wish I had your problem of having to gain weight.
Raw Dykes Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 I wish I had your problem of having to gain weight. I know - it's the opposite problem to the one most people have in the first world, but trust me, being too thin isn't much fun. It's not good when everyone's talking about the opposite problem to the one you've got, either. It's like everyone's got advice for people trying to lose weight, but no-one talks about putting it on. If I was, hypothetically, handing out advice on weight gain or loss, I'd say the key is habits and routines. I found that when I changed a couple of things in my daily routine, it felt like really hard work at first, but because I kept at it long enough, I ended up doing my new routine without even thinking about it. I'm sure this is just as true for weight loss as it is for weight gain.
Merging Cultures Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 I know - it's the opposite problem to the one most people have in the first world, but trust me, being too thin isn't much fun. It's not good when everyone's talking about the opposite problem to the one you've got, either. It's like everyone's got advice for people trying to lose weight, but no-one talks about putting it on. If I was, hypothetically, handing out advice on weight gain or loss, I'd say the key is habits and routines. I found that when I changed a couple of things in my daily routine, it felt like really hard work at first, but because I kept at it long enough, I ended up doing my new routine without even thinking about it. I'm sure this is just as true for weight loss as it is for weight gain. You're right. I have terrible habits at the moment. Weight loss (and gain I suppose) is relatively easy, burn more than you consume (and vice versa for gain).
Parafox Posted 19 August 2015 Posted 19 August 2015 So, you want to know how big I am, how fat I am and then you want to meet me for a chat? Oooookayyyy... Would you prefer me to be fatter? Give me a couple of weeks to work on it. I have a vision of you waiting for the fattest person to reveal themselves on here then arrange a "meeting", only for you to turn up, salivating, wearing nothing but a chef's hat and a striped apron with a hog-roasting spit and a metal spike. My only hope would be that Tincy would arrive to save me from my fate. Mind you, if that happened I'd have to invite him back to mine for a shag.
cambridgefox Posted 19 August 2015 Posted 19 August 2015 So, you want to know how big I am, how fat I am and then you want to meet me for a chat? Oooookayyyy... Would you prefer me to be fatter? Give me a couple of weeks to work on it. I have a vision of you waiting for the fattest person to reveal themselves on here then arrange a "meeting", only for you to turn up, salivating, wearing nothing but a chef's hat and a striped apron with a hog-roasting spit and a metal spike. My only hope would be that Tincy would arrive to save me from my fate. Mind you, if that happened I'd have to invite him back to mine for a shag. Went to meet Boyjones off here for one of my tickets in London.Now this doesn't sound dodgy at all.Meet man on Internet Arrange meeting in a pub at Kings Cross Describe yourself He texts what table he is at in said pub Having said that he is a really nice bloke( not just saying that if he reads this) and the few aways I go to i do like to meet up and have a pint.
Merging Cultures Posted 19 August 2015 Posted 19 August 2015 My Brother thought Una and Smuts were trying to groom me, when I said I met them at the Soar Point. Clearly it was the other way around, as they are two good looking young men.
Sir Fynwy Posted 19 August 2015 Posted 19 August 2015 My Brother thought Una and Smuts were trying to groom me, when I said I met them at the Soar Point. Clearly it was the other way around, as they are two good looking young men. You'd obviously had a few drinks when you met them
Finnegan Posted 19 August 2015 Posted 19 August 2015 My Brother thought Una and Smuts were trying to groom me, when I said I met them at the Soar Point. Clearly it was the other way around, as they are two good looking young men. You sure you met Smuts?
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