MP's Anagram names

[Rincewind]

Don't know if similar has been posted before but this is just an idea that can be changed to suit.

 

I am looking for player names for my Orc  Blood Bowl team. They are called Malignant Parasites (MP's)

I was going to have anagrams of just Tory MP's but then thought that may indicate that I was a loony leftie so for the sake of fairness I need 6 Tory and 6 Labour names. Maybe the six most senior/high profile for each. As they are Orcs the names do not have to be English.

These are my efforts below.

 

This can be extended to celebrities etc at a later date depending on the response.

 

David Cameron -  Dacodia Vermin

Iain Duncan Smith -   Hamisidunin Cant (difficult one)

Jeremy Corbyn - Myjecry Boner

[Wymsey]

Chancellor George Osborne -  CON, ROB, RECHARGE, SELL-ON.

 

 

Sounds about right, especially the first 2.

[MPH]

Mr Job Cry En Ye?

[Carl the Llama]

Are you allowed to use **** in the name?

 

Ian Duncan Smith - Da Shini Main ****

Jeremy Corbyn - Merry Boy Jenc

Boris Johnson - John Borisson

[Rincewind]

I was thinking of 2 or 3 names John Borisson may be OK as a sub a bench warmer. Not very Orcish though.

I avoided the U in my name for IDS going for Cant instead. Bit dodgy to use the other. Pity.

Merry Boy Jenc. Maybe. I am not up to speed with the names. Keep forgetting them. Just need six from each party then work on the anagrams.

[Carl the Llama]

I was thinking of 2 or 3 names John Borisson may be OK as a sub a bench warmer. Not very Orcish though.

I avoided the U in my name for IDS going for Cant instead. Bit dodgy to use the other. Pity.

Merry Boy Jenc. Maybe. I am not up to speed with the names. Keep forgetting them. Just need six from each party then work on the anagrams.

Jorn Bohisson then.  He could be a Nordic Orc.  a Norc.

[Rincewind]

Jorn Bohisson then.  He could be a Nordic Orc.  a Norc.

Better

[Buce]

I.D.Smith - Dim Shit.

[Guest MattP]

I avoided the U in my name for IDS going for Cant instead. Bit dodgy to use the other. Pity.

Merry Boy Jenc. Maybe

 

I'm just glad you decided to use both parties so no one could accuse you of showing bias.

 

 

Ed Balls = Bad Sell. (and he sure was)

[Crinklyfox]

Nicholas Soames - Alas sonic homes (if Nicholas had been spelt without the 'h' Sonic moles ass would have been so good).

Yvette Cooper - Coo pretty Eve

Andy Burnham - Handy bum ran

Theresa May - Ay the smear

Jeremy Hunt - The jury men

Michael Gove - Lime ego chav

I think that's both parties.

[kingcarr21]

MP = C***

 

works for all of them

[Rincewind]

I'm just glad you decided to use both parties so no one could accuse you of showing bias.

 

 

Ed Balls = Bad Sell. (and he sure was)

I would like to use one but it  is close.  When I eventually get them repainted I want them to be blue on the right side and red on the left or visa versa for irony. But may have to be mixed to distinguish parts. 

[yorkie1999]

The great charm rat.

[Jon the Hat]

HAHAHAHAAHA how funny, mocking MP's Cos theyz all BENT INNIT!

 

Jesus Christ.

[Wymsey]

HAHAHAHAAHA how funny, mocking MP's Cos theyz all BENT INNIT!

 

Jesus Christ.

Tbh, which MP's aren't corrupt or dishonest?

[Webbo]

Tbh, which MP's aren't corrupt or dishonest?

Most of them, of all parties.

[Jon the Hat]

Tbh, which MP's aren't corrupt or dishonest?

 

Seriously?  You really are showing yourself to be completely ignorant here.  Have you seen or read anything about MPs which was not in a tabloid newspaper?

 

The vast majority of MPs are decent, committed and hardworking people who are in politics to make our country better for all of us.  Obviously there are a few dodgy ones, pick any six hundred odd people and you will find crooks in there, but this anti MP crap is getting ridiculous.  Keep it up and you wont have anyone wanting the job.

[Saxondale]

Loughborough MP Nicky Morgan = acronym king, naming Rocky, a crying monk, on my racking, nick gay norm, making corny, etc.

[The Doctor]

I'm just glad you decided to use both parties so no one could accuse you of showing bias.

 

 

Ed Balls = Bad Sell. (and he sure was)

 

He was awful at selling himself. I was in Morley the weekend after the election for a friends birthday and all the campaign posters were still up - just Ed Balls in yellow text on a red background - no mention of policies or achievements, not even a slogan... even the party was only evident from the colour scheme. 

[Rincewind]

I think I have what I need. Just need checking. Guess who these are.

 

Dacadia Vermin

Boggers Roonee

Hamisi  Dunin Cant

Jorn Bohisson

Ochemal Vile

Mata Heresy

 

Myjecry Boner

Hotnol Nolend

Twat Moons

Yann Hardbum

Hairy Blenn

Boggers Ownis

[Rincewind]

Got the last one wrong. Somebody owen. I have more players but lost the sheet with the names on so having to bump this. I need at least  4 more. 11 for ateam 5 subs. I'll have about 6/7 spare but they dont matter.

[bovril]

HAHAHAHAAHA how funny, mocking MP's Cos theyz all BENT INNIT!

 

Jesus Christ.

 

I'd **** the lot of them off mate. Only interested in themselves. Never grafted. Never lived in the real world. Down in that London. With their bloody 'education' from their 'universities'. Need a change mate. Shake it up. Nige's your man. Nige is my mate. He drinks beer.

[Rincewind]

Its just a bit of fun. I have not picked on a single one or party.

 

New list Some more added.

 

Boggers Roonee

Hamisi  Dunin Cant

Jorn Bohisson

Ochemal Vile

Mata Heresy

Teeth Dat

Tramgrat Cheater

Clinck Egg

 

 

Myjecry Boner

Hotnol Nolend

Twat Moons

Yann Hardbum

Hairy Blenn

Meth Ownis

Bony Trail

Swill Hardons  

[Mike Oxlong]

Last one must be Cameron's uni nickname.

[Rincewind]

Last one must be Cameron's uni nickname.

TBH that never occurred to me. Well done. It is supposed to be Harold Wilson. I went from current MP's to past ones because I was running out of names. There are 8 Labour 7 Tory and one LibDem. So if anything Labour are getting more stick than Tory.