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possiblygeorge

So, who deserves the first statue?

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Steve Walsh, sat in a decrepit stand watching an obscure Ligue II match and sending Pearson a text simply reading "I've found one".

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Tom Hopper for me, legs behind his head with his bum hole in all its glory. That guy doesnt get the credit he deserves in this ridiculous season imo.

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If we win the league, should Cambiasso get to be on the celebration bus tour?

 

Well, one could argue that his decision to go to Olympiacos has been one of the reasons behind our scintillating form...

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Too early. Matches to play.

(PS Huth elbowing the sports statue. Give him three arms, allowing him to elbow all three, or possibly just have the two and have him using his knee on the cricketer.)

(OR 400 statues of Kante, meaning he could be almost literally everywhere)

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Too early. Matches to play.

(PS Huth elbowing the sports statue. Give him three arms, allowing him to elbow all three, or possibly just have the two and have him using his knee on the cricketer.)

Huths free kick should be one 

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Huths free kick should be one

If you have him taking it from the clock tower, facing the Haymarket, you could place the ball hitting the sports status.

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Generally one goes with the statue of the manager in charge (pick your own favorite, I don't care). If it is Pearson it should come with an audio "must be an ostrich" which plays every time one approaches the statue. If it's Claudio just a bust of those excellent emoticons done by our talented local Hispanic. I'd suggest the Ranieri yelling one!

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James Pearson. If it wasn't for him and his two mates on holiday we probably wouldn't have Ranieri :o

Are you going to have them remake the whole scene??? "Mummy, what's going on there?" "It's James Pearson filming proatitute fuch him while his mates watch, sweetie"

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IF we win the league then a statue similar to that of Bobby Moore outside Upton Park with Big Wes and his team mates lifting the Premier League title. 

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On the left side Rachel as a Roman goddess in a very wet garment putting laurel wreath on Claudio's head. At the other side amused king Richard III watching massively disappointed Schlupp who looks deep into the Champions Cup and clearly sees there's NOTHING inside

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Gonna need more of a statue park with all the overdue ones:

 

- Banks handing the ball to Shilts

- Lineker dragging his arris across the turf against Ireland

- Walsh doing that celebration

- Claridge shinning it

- Heskey & Lineker putting money into a Filbert-shaped piggy bank

- King gurning in all his glory

- Wes doing the smug Wes smirk, F****t tattoo and all

- A genuinely tasteful Pearson one to compensate for the obligatory:

- Pearson throttling an ostrich.

- Ranieri in the cap he stole from a small child (or maybe Kanté) ringing a bell

 

The path winding through it all should have the occasional Kanté statue blocking the route as well as lots of unseen Kantés hidden in alcoves and bushes, kids can fill in a "find the Kantés" sheet on school trips.

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On the left side Rachel as a Roman goddess in a very wet garment putting laurel wreath on Claudio's head.

Shit yeah, this too.  King Dick's statue should be hidden under the car park for 530 years.

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Tom Hopper for me, legs behind his head with his bum hole in all its glory. That guy doesnt get the credit he deserves in this ridiculous season imo.

Agreed. Tom Hopper and Pearson's son effectively gave us Ranieri and hopefully a wonderful 'happy ending'

all round. What a strange turn of fate............................ Life is weird sometimes.

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