Vlad the Fox Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 This is bullsh!t fake air, he'd never have got the jars inside the ground. However, I have copious jars of Singa beer farts, fermented over night and decanted during the following day. Smell (and in some cases taste) the smell of a premier league champions party. Remember to listen carefully as you open the jars to a squeak of 'champions' as its fruity odour of celebration energises your senses.
caeruleus Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 Dear god. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fresh-Leicester-City-FC-Air-From-King-Power-Stadium-/272238326589?hash=item3f62ab333d:g:gEUAAOSw~oFXMRvk As if he has sold 2 already. People are ****ing stupid beyond belief. To all you buyers out there, I am so sorry but it had been a great week and a good party, After a bad diet for the week that air maybe contaminated slightly.
caeruleus Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 I have 1500 jars of air taken from the stadium, and right by the side of the pitch using my hoover and some bin bags. I will sell these for £7.49 for 1/2 ltr = £1.50 per 100ml
SpacedX Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 Seller would have been screwed had Spurs won the title given the lack of atmosphere at the Lane.
Woof Posted 12 May 2016 Posted 12 May 2016 On an unrelated note, anyone know where I can buy a job lot of glass jars? My kid has an art project or something.... Well if you are serious, this is a good place to look: http://www.ampulla.co.uk/Shop-For-Glass/c-1-169/
erlee Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Sounds like a scam to me. maybe the air is really from Ranieri's rear..
KP Fox Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 It sounds pretty similar to what you will find in fields all over the Leicestershire countryside - BULLSHIIIT!
HankMarvin Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Some weirdos on here would pay well over £30 for a jar of Rachel Riley's farts I reckon...'Couldn't find these on eBay, any links?
reynard Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 ' Couldn't find these on eBay, any links? The link further up this topic works and below it you can see several other options including a bargain £5 for air from the county of the champions. Has got a nice label though!
ozleicester Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Club needs to sort this out! Next year everyone will be doing this and i can see the ground running out of air. Then what.. our players wont have the energy to play our fast break game. Sort it out Top
Renart Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Quick question. With what did he capture the air from the stadium? I am pretty sure that walking in with 10 glass jars might attract attention considering what isn't allowed in the stadium, or did he use some kind of suction device and decant into the jars after?
Vlad the Fox Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Quick question. With what did he capture the air from the stadium? I am pretty sure that walking in with 10 glass jars might attract attention considering what isn't allowed in the stadium, or did he use some kind of suction device and decant into the jars after? Apparently he stored it in an inflatable dinosaur during the match.
HankMarvin Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 The link further up this topic works and below it you can see several other options including a bargain £5 for air from the county of the champions. Has got a nice label though! My reply was in relation to Rachel's fart jar
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 There's under cutting going on now, jars of air for £15 and £20 too! Next they'll be selling genuine Peckham Spring Water.
HankMarvin Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Somebody do. Box of fresh air blessed by the Leicester monks, I want a percentage for the idea
whoareyaaa Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 If only I could get hold of some of Vardys armpit hair imagine the value.
Chester Dontlie Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 Genius. If he bottled it he could open a branch in London
Izzy Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 My reply was in relation to Rachel's fart jar That made me laugh out loud like. Rachel's 'fart jar'
Rincewind Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 There was a stall on Leicester market selling framed photos of the celebrations. Not really expensive £5 for a small one. Never bothered though. Was thinking as I walked away that they could have printed a few off put them in a job lot of frames and would be making double of the cost price at least even with the stall rental. He had a notice saying they were a limited edition. On another stall they had champion shirts with Fearless Foxes on and Ranieri's face on. I was foolish enough to buy one for £10 and a £5 flag. The Sports shop near the market was empty after Wednesday. They had stuff in but nothing I wanted. How many of those jars have been sold? I may find a turd or two I can pass off as belonging to the Forest manager to sell to their fans.
limeydale Posted 13 May 2016 Posted 13 May 2016 What if they're just empty glass jars? I prefer to see them as half full
GloverFox Posted 14 May 2016 Posted 14 May 2016 ... I carry my spare 'King Power' air home with me to release at random times over the following few hours .... Perhaps I should be bottling that for eBay sale!!!? ... at least it has that lingering 'bite' to get your money's worth out of!!!! Blinkin' idiots .... Leicester air in a jar indeed!!!!!!!!!! What ever next Vardy's used bath water or Morgan's shaving stubble?!?!?!
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