GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Share Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chappie had sex with a cadburys Cream Egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Share Posted 9 June 2016 It gets worse... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1253306/we-send-in-admiral-vardy-to-face-russian-supersub-in-the-english-channel/ He needs to be assessed under the Mental Health Act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ithuriel Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chappie milks local farm cows, because farmers know he can milk them for all their worth. Lee Chappie once milked a cow, only getting a dozen bottles of the white stuff before realising it was a bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxshottfox Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Honestly, I think this is brilliant. His life is going so off the rails it might be a brilliant parody of Jamie vardy the movie. Yes he's a c£nt but let him have his (considerably more) than 15 mins of fame. It's car crash tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderbyFox Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chapman doesn't wear aftershave on a night out. A few more sprays of this should do the trick, he exclaims- as he applies a 10th & 11th spray of Lynx Africa #ChappyFacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ealingfox Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chapman whistles in the changing room at the gym #ChappyFacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shade Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 how depressing... http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HankMarvin Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 how depressing... http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike Living the high life though, "he signs a packet of Walkers with a biro". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Share Posted 9 June 2016 how depressing... http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike Fantastic read What struck me is his almost autistic focus he has on carrying on regardless This is going to be the really Hollywood block buster Not some heavy drinking northern oik who scored his way to riches , but some slightly crazed madman hell bent on becoming that northern oik Wow this could become a serious story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indierich06 Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 There's some serious Office-style mockumentary potential for this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Share Posted 9 June 2016 Chappies Sister ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3632843/Pictured-scrubs-posing-doctor-Mother-four-banned-hospital-UK-pretending-medic-spared-jail.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chapman has an irrational fear of smoking, causing him to beat up Ash whenever he sees her (alledgedly) #AlledgedChappyFacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripeyfox Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 A woman at work has just come up to me and said "ooh you'll never guess what - my kids saw Jamie Vardy in Tescos at the weekend" and showed me a picture on her phone. Clearly she is not a football fan, but she and her kids were totally taken in by it. She was stunned when I told her it was just a lookalike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 A woman at work has just come up to me and said "ooh you'll never guess what - my kids saw Jamie Vardy in Tescos at the weekend" and showed me a picture on her phone. Clearly she is not a football fan, but she and her kids were totally taken in by it. She was stunned when I told her it was just a lookalike! Was 'he' in full kit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripeyfox Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Was 'he' in full kit? Of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 There's some serious Office-style mockumentary potential for this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chappy wanks with his Vardy cast on #ChappyFacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Of course! As if he wears full kit when he goes shopping. The blokes a professional troll and he's caught us all hook, line and sinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripeyfox Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 As if he wears full kit when he goes shopping. The blokes a professional troll and he's caught us all hook, line and sinker. In his (slight) defence, I don't think he was in Tesco shopping, but was there in his unoffical official unoffical Jame Vardy capacity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Of course! So did you point out to the women that professional players would only wear their kit when playing / training and certainly wouldn't wear it round Tesco's. I think it best to highlight to her how stupid she's been for her own good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie1999 Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 It's the arm bandage thing that i find disturbing, Whats he going to do if Jamie breaks his leg or gets his teeth knocked out in the Euro's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indierich06 Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 Actually, Mackenzie Crook would be a great shout. I'm gonna write it and pitch to the BBC haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Walsh5 Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 It's the arm bandage thing that i find disturbing, Whats he going to do if Jamie breaks his leg or gets his teeth knocked out in the Euro's. I'd happily knock Chappies teeth out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrighty22 Posted 9 June 2016 Share Posted 9 June 2016 I'd happily knock Chappies teeth out. I'm sensing you're not a huge fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Share Posted 9 June 2016 I'm sensing you're not a huge fan? He hates him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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