GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Posted 9 June 2016 It gets worse... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1253306/we-send-in-admiral-vardy-to-face-russian-supersub-in-the-english-channel/ He needs to be assessed under the Mental Health Act
ithuriel Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chappie milks local farm cows, because farmers know he can milk them for all their worth. Lee Chappie once milked a cow, only getting a dozen bottles of the white stuff before realising it was a bull.
Oxshottfox Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Honestly, I think this is brilliant. His life is going so off the rails it might be a brilliant parody of Jamie vardy the movie. Yes he's a c£nt but let him have his (considerably more) than 15 mins of fame. It's car crash tv.
EnderbyFox Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chapman doesn't wear aftershave on a night out. A few more sprays of this should do the trick, he exclaims- as he applies a 10th & 11th spray of Lynx Africa #ChappyFacts
ealingfox Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chapman whistles in the changing room at the gym #ChappyFacts
shade Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 how depressing... http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike
HankMarvin Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 how depressing... http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike Living the high life though, "he signs a packet of Walkers with a biro".
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Posted 9 June 2016 how depressing... http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike Fantastic read What struck me is his almost autistic focus he has on carrying on regardless This is going to be the really Hollywood block buster Not some heavy drinking northern oik who scored his way to riches , but some slightly crazed madman hell bent on becoming that northern oik Wow this could become a serious story
indierich06 Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 There's some serious Office-style mockumentary potential for this guy.
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Posted 9 June 2016 Chappies Sister ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3632843/Pictured-scrubs-posing-doctor-Mother-four-banned-hospital-UK-pretending-medic-spared-jail.html
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Lee Chapman has an irrational fear of smoking, causing him to beat up Ash whenever he sees her (alledgedly) #AlledgedChappyFacts
stripeyfox Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 A woman at work has just come up to me and said "ooh you'll never guess what - my kids saw Jamie Vardy in Tescos at the weekend" and showed me a picture on her phone. Clearly she is not a football fan, but she and her kids were totally taken in by it. She was stunned when I told her it was just a lookalike!
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 A woman at work has just come up to me and said "ooh you'll never guess what - my kids saw Jamie Vardy in Tescos at the weekend" and showed me a picture on her phone. Clearly she is not a football fan, but she and her kids were totally taken in by it. She was stunned when I told her it was just a lookalike! Was 'he' in full kit?
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 There's some serious Office-style mockumentary potential for this guy.
AKCJ Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Of course! As if he wears full kit when he goes shopping. The blokes a professional troll and he's caught us all hook, line and sinker.
stripeyfox Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 As if he wears full kit when he goes shopping. The blokes a professional troll and he's caught us all hook, line and sinker. In his (slight) defence, I don't think he was in Tesco shopping, but was there in his unoffical official unoffical Jame Vardy capacity.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Of course! So did you point out to the women that professional players would only wear their kit when playing / training and certainly wouldn't wear it round Tesco's. I think it best to highlight to her how stupid she's been for her own good!
yorkie1999 Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 It's the arm bandage thing that i find disturbing, Whats he going to do if Jamie breaks his leg or gets his teeth knocked out in the Euro's.
indierich06 Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 Actually, Mackenzie Crook would be a great shout. I'm gonna write it and pitch to the BBC haha.
Soar Fox Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 It's the arm bandage thing that i find disturbing, Whats he going to do if Jamie breaks his leg or gets his teeth knocked out in the Euro's. I'd happily knock Chappies teeth out.
Wrighty22 Posted 9 June 2016 Posted 9 June 2016 I'd happily knock Chappies teeth out. I'm sensing you're not a huge fan?
GaelicFox Posted 9 June 2016 Author Posted 9 June 2016 I'm sensing you're not a huge fan? He hates him
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