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Kilworthfox

New chants and songs

By Kilworthfox, in Leicester City Forum

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orangecity23

orangecity23

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Taken someone else's from Pearson interview thread and adapted slightly. Love the second verse of it and if someone can better my efforts at the first verse we may be onto a winner.

 

Nigel Pearson's magic

He's the fvcking man

His walks are legendary

So stop him if you can

 

He fights dogs with his left hand

He fights dogs with his right

And when they try and bite him

They'll lose their fvcking sight.

How about ...

 

Pearson is a hiker,

He wears a hiking hat,

He saw a Romanian Walking tour

and said "I'm having that"

 

He fought dogs with his left hand

He fought dogs with his right

And when they tried to bite him

They lost their fvcking sight.

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ThurnbyLodgeFox

ThurnbyLodgeFox

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How about ...

Pearson is a hiker,

He wears a hiking hat,

He saw a Romanian Walking tour

and said "I'm having that"

He fought dogs with his left hand

He fought dogs with his right

And when they tried to bite him

They lost their fvcking sight.

Genius

Onepoundfish

Onepoundfish

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Nigel Pearson's magic

He's the fvcking man

His team is unbeatable

So stop them if you can

 

He fights dogs with his left hand

He fights dogs with his right

And when they try and bite him

They'll lose their fvcking sight.

Spiritwalker

Spiritwalker

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How about ...

 

Pearson is a hiker,

He wears a hiking hat,

He saw a Romanian Walking tour

and said "I'm having that"

 

He fought dogs with his left hand

He fought dogs with his right

And when they tried to bite him

They lost their fvcking sight.

I don't think you can improve on that.

Bluetintedspecs

Bluetintedspecs

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Love this one from Unabomber in 'telegraph Interview' thread, made me laughout loud:

 

There's only one Nigel Pearson

One Nigel Pearson

Sitting in stands, killing dogs with his hands

Walking in a Romanian country land

 

 

Maybe last 2 lines could be for ease

 

He sits in the stands, kills dogs with  his hands

Walking in a Pearson wonderland. :dunno:

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Grey Fox

Grey Fox

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Love this one from Unabomber in 'telegraph Interview' thread, made me laughout loud:

 

There's only one Nigel Pearson

One Nigel Pearson

Sitting in stands, killing dogs with his hands

Walking in a Romanian country land

 

 

Maybe last 2 lines could be for ease

 

He sits in the stands, kills dogs with  his hands

Walking in a Pearson wonderland. :dunno:

 

I agree, the second scans a bit better.  Maybe you could even say 'bare hands' instead of 'his hands':

 

There's only one Nigel Pearson

One Nigel Pearson

He sits in the stands, kills dogs with bare hands

Walking in a Pearson wonderland.

cjslcfc

cjslcfc

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Either way we all need to settle on a chant and sing it. Would be brilliant! That dog story is the perfect thing to use in an individual song about Pearson. Would be hilarious to sing it

Unabomber

Unabomber

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Love this one from Unabomber in 'telegraph Interview' thread, made me laughout loud:

 

There's only one Nigel Pearson

One Nigel Pearson

Sitting in stands, killing dogs with his hands

Walking in a Romanian country land

 

 

Maybe last 2 lines could be for ease

 

He sits in the stands, kills dogs with  his hands

Walking in a Pearson wonderland. :dunno:

 

Thanks, and I agree the last bit of mine is very rushed.

I agree, the second scans a bit better.  Maybe you could even say 'bare hands' instead of 'his hands':

 

There's only one Nigel Pearson

One Nigel Pearson

He sits in the stands, kills dogs with bare hands

Walking in a Pearson wonderland.

This probably works better.

promised land

promised land

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To the my old mans a dustman, Iwan is a Welshman tune.

Blatantly ripping off Man City with their Zabelata song, here goes.

Marcin Wasileski, he is a fvcking man,

He's from some club in Belgium,

He's harder than Jap Stam,

He plays in blue and white,

For Nigel Pearson's men,

And when we win the league,

We'll sing this song again, oh.....

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cjslcfc

cjslcfc

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To the my old mans a dustman, Iwan is a Welshman tune.

Blatantly ripping off Man City with their Zabelata song, here goes.

Marcin Wasileski, he is a fvcking man,

He's from some club in Belgium,

He's harder than Jap Stam,

He plays in blue and white,

For Nigel Pearson's men,

And when we win the league,

We'll sing this song again, oh.....

 

Ripping off Man City? Eh?

 

How about our one that was concocted years ago - IWAN IS A WELSHMAN

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Stadt

Stadt

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Ripping off Man City? Eh?

 

How about our one that was concocted years ago - IWAN IS A WELSHMAN

The lyrics are basically the same as the Man City version.
Will1981

Will1981

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One for the Watford game to "Iwan is a Welshman".

 

Chris Wood is a Kiwi,

He wears a Kiwi Hat,

He scores them with his left foot,

He scores them with his right,

And when where playing Watford,

He scores them with his Face.

Voll Blau

Voll Blau

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One for the Watford game to "Iwan is a Welshman".

 

Chris Wood is a Kiwi,

He wears a Kiwi Hat,

He scores them with his left foot,

He scores them with his right,

And when where playing Watford,

He scores them with his Face.

 

Good rhyme that.  :unsure:

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FuriousFox46

FuriousFox46

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Jamie Vardy's having a party! Bring your vodka and your charlie!

Kevin Phillips is having a party! Bring your crosswords and your cardi! 

Early in the morning, he struggles out of bed! 

I just can't get enough! 

I just can't get enough!

He's got dodgy hearing - can't remember what you said!

I just can't get enough! 

I just can't get enough!

He's not a day under 68!

But we don't care! We think he's great!

Oh! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! KEVIN PHILLIPS!

Ohhhhhh!

Chris Wood made the breakthrough!

At the scum ground by the Trent!

He made the pass to Knockaert

And 3-2 up we went!

Billy started crying! 

Oh what a ****ing sight!

They say that they don't hate us!

But they must have done that night!

 

 

These are the ones we NEED to sing

 

woddyuk

woddyuk

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Jamie Vardy's having a party! Bring your vodka and your charlie!

Kevin Phillips is having a party! Bring your crosswords and your cardi!

Early in the morning, he struggles out of bed!

I just can't get enough!

I just can't get enough!

He's got dodgy hearing - can't remember what you said!

I just can't get enough!

I just can't get enough!

He's not a day under 68!

But we don't care! We think he's great!

Oh! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! KEVIN PHILLIPS!

Ohhhhhh!

Chris Wood made the breakthrough!

At the scum ground by the Trent!

He made the pass to Knockaert

And 3-2 up we went!

Billy started crying!

Oh what a ****ing sight!

They say that they don't hate us!

But they must have done that night!

These are the ones we NEED to sing

Substitute "crosswords" with "slippers"

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