kingcarr21 Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 I need help. i had a blow up sheep at the game tonight. I left it on my seat whilst I went toilet. I returned to find it had gone. I can see if bouncing around. If someone can catch it please return it to seat 530 Row X im devastated
Sir Shep Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 The inflatable bandit strikes again I will keep an eye out on my TV though.
Tuna Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 How could you leave it unattended? You're a Baaad man.
Steven Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 37 minutes ago, kingcarr21 said: I need help. i had a blow up sheep at the game tonight. I left it on my seat whilst I went toilet. I returned to find it had gone. I can see if bouncing around. If someone can catch it please return it to seat 530 Row X im devastated Woolly thinking can lead to eweless decisions.
Sir Shep Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 Can you look out for a missing defence as well please.
Larry_LCFC Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 Quote Just before the Bocelli performance on Saturday after at least 15 mins of blowing up my inflatable Dinosaur (I think it was based on a T-rex or some form of Raptor) I decided to go to the toilet so I wouldn't miss any of the match. Obviously, I didn't take my now fully inflated reptile to the toilet as if i saw someone do that, I would deem them strange. I was planning on waving it around during the match as I see lots of other people do that and i thought it would be fun. Anyway, as it was such a great day and the whole city in a wonderful mood I assumed it would be safe from any hooligans as most people are relatively friendly where I sit in SK2. Although I don't know anyone there personally so of course I'm naturally distrustful of them. I didn't take longer that 7 minutes in the toilet and would have been much quicker if the hand dryers were more modern like the ones they have in Cinema's. When I returned to my seat MY dinosaur was gone, nowhere to be seen. Of the people around me none of them none of them seemed to have my dinosaur. But I'm sure they saw something. Anyone that has seen my inflatable dinosaur, or has heard anything about it I urge to contact me. I believe there is a messaging system on this forum.If whoever it was that took my dinosaur is on this forum and reading this, I am not angry and will not be contacting the club or higher authorities. Unfortunately because or the current government I do not earn very much money so I cannot offer a financial reward for information and all I can offer is my sincere gratitude. My dinosaur is green and about 3 foot tall. I just want it back unharmed and undamaged. Cheese AKA Dennis Still my favourite ever post. Where is Cheese?
fazzyfox Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 1 hour ago, Larry_LCFC said: Still my favourite ever post. Where is Cheese? Currently in the loo's at Pride Park with a green marker pen and something conspicuous under his arm
Bayfox Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 It was eaten by a dinosaur or that may have been wes Morgan. Get over it.
ithuriel Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 Is there some kind of Hannibal Lecter type kidnapping inflatables for weird kinky dungeon shenanigans following our club
Vlad the Fox Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 Sorry to break it but I've just saw him in a derby cafe having a candlelit dinner with some geezer in a derby shirt, he looked in love, the geezer that is. Your sheep looked scared shitless.
Chester Dontlie Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 I thought this thread was about one of our players...
Guest Papasmurf Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 Some deviant is having a threesome with a blow up dinosaur and a blow up sheep as I type.
FoyleFox Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 13 minutes ago, Papasmurf said: Some deviant is having a threesome with a blow up dinosaur and a blow up sheep as I type. Average Friday night in Derby
1972 Fox Posted 28 January 2017 Posted 28 January 2017 Thought this thread was about the attendance. There were plenty of missing sheep that didn't turn up to watch the match.
dayday Posted 28 January 2017 Posted 28 January 2017 When we got back to Leicester after the game a lady in her wheelchair had it on her lap. Very amusing.
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