KingsX Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 He’s six foot two of native yew and Sheffield steel this boy’s for real The biggest beast in Shakey’s zoo built like a horse hung like one too Kryptonite in Blue! None Gets Through. This Means You. He’ll mow you down, he’ll show his studs then play it out no dickin’ about Peels a mean Spud, leaps like a flood with a Moai head and fists of lead Going for that cross? Come get it bud. Donate Blood. He’s twice your size and twice as mean thirteen stone of whup-ass and bone Blocks like a fiend, but tackles clean Brick house on wheels Court of no appeals So piss your jock 'cause Kasper’s box Stays pristine.
Sharpe's Fox Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 Bye Huth and Morgan Harry has signed for Leicester It's a young mans game
Thracian Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 3 hours ago, Sharpe's Fox said: Bye Huth and Morgan Harry has signed for Leicester It's a young mans game Show some respect man. I see no reason Huth and Morgan shouldn't play their part in our next chapter if they care to.
Sharpe's Fox Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 25 minutes ago, Thracian said: Show some respect man. I see no reason Huth and Morgan shouldn't play their part in our next chapter if they care to. It was just a haiku you uncultured swine.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 21 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said: It was just a haiku you uncultured swine. Uncultured Thracian Though seeming from cultures home Is not really Greek.
Sharpe's Fox Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 Just now, Trav Le Bleu said: Uncluttered Thracian Though seeming from cultures home Is not really Greek. Thrac being an oaf is not much of a surprise to Foxestalkers
Trav Le Bleu Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 9 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said: Thrac being an oaf is not much of a surprise to Foxestalkers Can't believe uncultured got auto-corrected!
Stadt Posted 17 June 2017 Posted 17 June 2017 17 hours ago, deep blue said: Brilliant thread. Wish I could write poetry. I haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables
ARCHER Posted 17 June 2017 Posted 17 June 2017 20 hours ago, deep blue said: Brilliant thread. Wish I could write poetry. So does the OP
Vlad the Fox Posted 17 June 2017 Posted 17 June 2017 3 hours ago, Wookie said: I haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables I think what you meant to say was An haiku is five syllables, seven sylla- bles, five syllables.
KingsX Posted 17 June 2017 Author Posted 17 June 2017 Comic verse on here ? Feck sake stick to transfer talk ! Odester standing down
lgfualol Posted 17 June 2017 Posted 17 June 2017 To the tune of blahblahs on fire your defence is petrified Harry Maguire Our defence is pretty fine Harry Maguire His head is really big
SheppyFox Posted 17 June 2017 Posted 17 June 2017 On 15/06/2017 at 21:14, Thracian said: Show some respect man. I see no reason Huth and Morgan shouldn't play their part in our next chapter if they care to. I'd love them on the staff.
Guest Posted 18 June 2017 Posted 18 June 2017 7 hours ago, lgfualol said: To the tune of blahblahs on fire your defence is petrified Harry Maguire Our defence is pretty fine Harry Maguire His head is really big
Sionnach gorm Posted 18 June 2017 Posted 18 June 2017 Some of these are not proper Haikus...disyllabic errors...but pleasent nonetheless. Sorry to be uncultured, but I'll take a Limerick over a Haiku anytime (just love that fifth line).
Guest Col city fan Posted 18 June 2017 Posted 18 June 2017 3 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said: Worst thread ever. I can only assume some people must be incredibly bored..
Chico1958 Posted 18 June 2017 Posted 18 June 2017 12 minutes ago, Col city fan said: I can only assume some people must be incredibly bored.. Yep............ you nailed it in one line
GaelicFox Posted 18 June 2017 Posted 18 June 2017 On 15/06/2017 at 17:15, Sharpe's Fox said: Bye Huth and Morgan Harry has signed for Leicester It's a young mans game What a dumb ass post the passion and integrity of the sport that is football is wasted on some fools
Charl91 Posted 18 June 2017 Posted 18 June 2017 We need a Haiku thread. Ode to Nigel Pearson You are an Ostrich Your head must be in the sand Is it in the sand? Ode to Robert Huth Destroyer of Men I bask in the might of your magnificent elbows
deep blue Posted 19 June 2017 Posted 19 June 2017 Thought Haikudn't write Poetry to save my life But Haiku'd, you see.
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