stez Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 A quick piss Sign my name 13 1/2 times Fill the kettle Find my keys (if they're where I normally leave them) Get up and back down the stairs Count to 14 (with Mississippi said between the numbers)
Guest BlueBrett Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 make your wife/girlfriend fall in love with me
stez Posted 6 September 2017 Author Posted 6 September 2017 Just now, BlueBrett said: make your wife/girlfriend fall in love with me Best of luck, it took me 25 years.
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 Within 14 seconds, I can post a youtube video of relevance to this thread: (Not true, actually, you caused me to take 4 minutes out from work to watch the video) It probably took Lee Harvey Oswald (or someone else, if you're a conspiracy theorist) less than 14 seconds to bump off JFK, excluding preparation time. Trump could achieve even bigger impact within that timescale - imagine taking 14 seconds to destroy human civilisation...... Sorry, did I lower the mood?
Swarles Barkley Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 Process something then proceed to blame rudkin
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 30 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said: have sex 3 times... Perhaps that's what Rudkin was up to, when he should have been unjamming his fax machine? The time for a celebratory orgy is after the job is complete, Jon.
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 1 hour ago, stez said: A quick piss Sign my name 13 1/2 times Fill the kettle Find my keys (if they're where I normally leave them) Get up and back down the stairs Count to 14 (with Mississippi said between the numbers) Miss a transfer deadline Miss a bus/train/plane make a nespresso read the wikipedia of Nottingham Forests achievements find an FT member who is angry about Leicester find an FT member who is angry about Rudkin probably less get wound up by the daily mail/sun/mirror and any other crap news paper Troll FT and get banned for 2 days
Merging Cultures Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 Take a very large bung.I've never attempted this, so I think I'd have to work it in a bit slower than that. I think jamming it in so quickly would hurt.
adam1 Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 Read this thread. Think "What?". Contemplate a response which sums this thread up. After 14 seconds. Type up a reply (see above).
Great Boos Up Posted 6 September 2017 Posted 6 September 2017 Make a paper aeroplane out of some random piece of paper I found on a desk. (I hope it wasn't important)
Guest Posted 8 September 2017 Posted 8 September 2017 Earn £21.90 in salary - oh no that's Neymar not me.
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