Things that WILL happen next season

[Brainy]

 

Theo Walcott scoring against us

[Kinowe Soorie]

Not beating Arsenal.

[Kinowe Soorie]

Still being shite at set pieces.

[Kinowe Soorie]

Backwards and side wards passing, with no end product ( if Puel is still in charge )

[foxy boxing]

Someone, somewhere moaning on Foxestalk

[weller54]

Suzie and Vicente will tie the knot! 

[UPinCarolina]

Vardy will score 15 goals. Mahrez will no longer be with the club. Morgan will lose his captaincy. Musa will be sold. Puel will have us in 7th at Christmas. We will beat Arsenal.

[Vince Vega]

Spurs will finish third in a two horse race.

[Wymsey]

New manager.

Some form of construction underway for stadium expansion.

Edited 26 April 2018 by Wymeswold fox

[Tuna]

The return of Nigel Pearson.

[Marmite]

Still cant take a decent corner 

[Foxxed]

Two more managers and eventually we elect new three month managers based on loyalty points.

Edited 26 April 2018 by Foxxed

[Vince Vega]

Puel won't be here - sacked for finishing 8th - and we'll be where Southampton are now.

[jayfox26]

Morgan will still start and be captain, Puel won't buy anyone as he is happy with the squad but will bring back Musa, Slim, mendy, king and cabbage. We will be in the relegation zone by Xmas but it's fine as Puel is still trying to get the players to play "his style" of football.

 

Derby will win the play offs and do the double over us. Nah actually that's just being silly! 

[mozartfox]

30 minutes ago, foxy boxing said:

Someone, somewhere moaning on Foxestalk

Never.

[jayfox26]

3 minutes ago, Vince Vega said:

Puel won't be here - sacked for finishing 8th - and we'll be where Southampton are now.

You actually think we will finish 8th??? Wow!

[ZeGuy]

We'll win the league.

 

Am I mad?

[Vince Vega]

2 minutes ago, ZeGuy said:

We'll win the league.

 

Am I mad?

Hmmmmmm.....now where have I heard that before?

[mozartfox]

A statue of Rudkin will be erected outside Morrisons paid for by Crowd Funding and a bucket collection before the Derby Home game.

[kingfox]

Puel will get sacked, Preki will be appointed and he'll manage us to FA Cup glory.

[Guest the fox]

Start the season badly, sack Puel after 2/3 months. the new manager has 6 wins in a row, that gives us false hope for a European spot just for the shower of shite to restart by late January/early February

 

The season after that you ask? read My first paragraph.

[urban.spaceman]

Pochettino will move to Arsenal. They'll finish 9th as he rebuilds the team and club, though will finally get past the R16 of the Champions League (which they'll qualify for by winning the Europa League). Then they'll get knocked out by Basel. 

 

Spurs will struggle in their new stadium after having sold Kane and Alli to pay for it. They'll finish 8th but still above Arsenal so they're happy. Knocked out of all cups very early. 

 

Man City will be lauded as the greatest ever again, and will be knocked out of both cups by lower league clubs. Champions League quarter finalists. 

 

Man Utd will be knocked out of the Champions League group stages as they lose to random low league foreign teams like Ludo Bagman. They'll win the Europa League and finish 3rd. 

 

Chelsea will have a new manager and come second with the boost that usually gets them. Kante begins to regret his decision to leave Leicester even more. 

 

Liverpool will challenge for the total, finally. They won't win it, obvs. Sallah gets bored of carrying them and goes on gardening leave to sell donkey rides in Skegness until the end of his contract. 

 

Burnley will either get knocked out of Europe early and finish very well in the league again, or do very well in the Europa League and struggle to cope with that and the Premier League, finishing mid table. 

 

Sunderland will adapt to life in League One, and bring in Pardew to rebuild the club. They'll get relegated to League Two. 

 

Derby screw it up again and just miss out of the play offs despite being 10 points clear at the top in January. 

 

Forest will finish below them in mid table. 

 

Nigel Pearson's Leuven are a force to be reckoned with in Belgium's second devision. They'll be promoted despite the sheer lunacy of the league structure. 

 

The Thais will buy Stella Artois. 

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LEICESTER CITY will be completely transformed. Claude Puel is given time and money to strengthen his squad, many of the Old Guard title winners are replaced but immortalised in statue during the expansion and refurb of Filbert Way.

 

They are now playing in an Adidas kit after a new 5 year, £30m deal gets announced.

 

The new training ground gets underway and the Thai's invest in Chinooks to get between Filbert Way and Seagrave without having to use that bloody junction on the A46.

 

Riyad Mahrez finally gets his big move and is enjoying life on someone else's bench. Gray takes his chance and shuts everyone up. 

 

Leicester finish 5th and go on to FINALLY win the FA Cup - beating Pochettino's Arsenal in the final. 

 

It is written. 

[Guest the fox]

[reynard]

We'll score more than one goal a game at home?

 

 

No probably not.

[Wymsey]

Gray and Maguire will become consistent strong forces for the team.