Anyone had the snip?

[Turbogre]

Seriously thinking about getting this done.

Whats it like? How long are you laid up? Anyone have any complications? Anyone had a reversal? Do you regret it?
Is there any difference to the output afterwards etc.

[VLC86]

In before the everyone jumping off a ****ing bridge.

[Wymsey]

Bit rapey..

[Turbogre]

I have read about vasectomy being linked to dementia. Sounds like an odd link but apparently there is a link. 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/lill...l-psychology-exploring-the-dementia-link/amp/

[VLC86]

6 minutes ago, Turbogre said:

Seriously thinking about getting this done.

Whats it like? How long are you laid up? Anyone have any complications? Anyone had a reversal? Do you regret it?
Is there any difference to the output afterwards etc.

By any difference in the output what exactly are you looking for? “Oh yes, my seminal fluid has a slightly less spermy feel to it” 

[davieG]

Yes

Back to work next day with itchy scrot walking bowlegged

Wife still got pregnant after I was cleared so make sure you wait longer than they say.

No

No

Not yet got dementia or testicular cancer.

[yorkie1999]

I've had it done, hurts like fvck afterwards, you can actually feel the blade slicing and the tubes being pulled down from your neck. Most distressing thing for a bloke to have to go through.

[ozleicester]

Had it done 10+ years ago.

 

I cant tell the difference, bollocks were sore as buggery for 2 days. I still get complaints about too much "output"

 

So ..IMO...all in all if you went to sleep for 3 days and had it done... you probably wouldnt know when you woke up 

 

[BoyJones]

Mate it's a doddle, in and out of clinic in 30 mins.

 

Had to put up with a couple of jokes from the Aretha Franklin look alike nurse who did the cutting. Lying on the bed while she sprayed the yellow cleaning stuff around the area (I shaved myself) she said what a large fuss over such a little thing! Probably said it a 1000 times previously!

 

Then after she injected the freeze stuff into the first sack, she said got two bits of news, some good some bad. The good news is that I have frozen your left testicle, bad news got to do the other one! Made me laugh and cry at same time. 

 

No after pain at all. Worst thing was itchy groin whilst hairs grew back, that was annoying. However this was back in 1983, so probably all different now - but seriously, less painful than dentist. 

 

Good luck!!

[Wycombe Fox]

Yes, I had it done about 10 years ago and it seems that it's an easier procedure for some than others.

 

Whilst waiting in the day-op ward one guy came back screaming and crying. Mind you, I did find out later that he'd had a vasectomy when he'd only actually gone in for an in-growing toenail 

 

When I got 'done', the surgeon did one testicle then another surgeon came in and they started arguing about the best way to do the other one during which time the anaesthetic had worn off. He gave me the option to have another injection or just get on with it. I just told him to get on with it.

 

Went to the pub on the way home and played league beach soccer the next day.

 

The worst part of it was the tugging feeling on the tubes.

 

Everything still works but without the fertility.

 

Hope I haven't put you off 

[stripeyfox]

Yes

 

Had it done by an Indian doctor who was more interested in listening to the Test Match! Good job Sachin didn't take a wicket at the crucial time!

 

Had mine done on a Tuesday, hurt a bit afterwards but not too bad. Went football training with the kids on Saturday (thinking I was all better) and by Sunday night was in real pain. 

 

So when they say rest for a week - rest for a week!
 

Then enjoy a lifetime of jizzing everywhere without risk of getting anyone pregnant!
 

 

[stripeyfox]

14 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

I've had it done, hurts like fvck afterwards, you can actually feel the blade slicing and the tubes being pulled down from your neck. Most distressing thing for a bloke to have to go through.

Being forced to watch Mamma Mia at the cinema was much more distressing

 

[Carl the Llama]

Yes I have, in fact I cut my hair at least once a month because I find it gets awkward in the mornings if I let it grow out too long.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

3 minutes ago, BoyJones said:

Mate it's a doddle, in and out of clinic in 30 mins.

 

Had to put up with a couple of jokes from the Aretha Franklin look alike nurse who did the cutting. Lying on the bed while she sprayed the yellow cleaning stuff around the area (I shaved myself) she said what a large fuss over such a little thing! Probably said it a 1000 times previously!

 

Then after she injected the freeze stuff into the first sack, she said got two bits of news, some good some bad. The good news is that I have frozen your left testicle, bad news got to do the other one! Made me laugh and cry at same time. 

 

No after pain at all. Worst thing was itchy groin whilst hairs grew back, that was annoying. However this was back in 1983, so probably all different now - but seriously, less painful than dentist. 

 

Good luck!!

Asking for trouble getting your dentist to do it. 

[Max Wall]

18 minutes ago, stripeyfox said:

Yes

 

Had it done by an Indian doctor who was more interested in listening to the Test Match! Good job Sachin didn't take a wicket at the crucial time!

 

Had mine done on a Tuesday, hurt a bit afterwards but not too bad. Went football training with the kids on Saturday (thinking I was all better) and by Sunday night was in real pain. 

 

So when they say rest for a week - rest for a week!
 

Then enjoy a lifetime of jizzing everywhere without risk of getting anyone pregnant!
 

 

[Max Wall]

24 minutes ago, BoyJones said:

Mate it's a doddle, in and out of clinic in 30 mins.

 

Had to put up with a couple of jokes from the Aretha Franklin look alike nurse who did the cutting. Lying on the bed while she sprayed the yellow cleaning stuff around the area (I shaved myself) she said what a large fuss over such a little thing! Probably said it a 1000 times previously!

 

Then after she injected the freeze stuff into the first sack, she said got two bits of news, some good some bad. The good news is that I have frozen your left testicle, bad news got to do the other one! Made me laugh and cry at same time. 

 

No after pain at all. Worst thing was itchy groin whilst hairs grew back, that was annoying. However this was back in 1983, so probably all different now - but seriously, less painful than dentist. 

 

Good luck!!

 

14 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Asking for trouble getting your dentist to do it. 

Not necessarily.

Dentist might be handy if you talk like a cvnt. Plenty of customers on FT would benefit. 

Edited 9 July 2018 by Max Wall

[Max Wall]

18 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Yes I have, in fact I cut my hair at least once a month because I find it gets awkward in the mornings if I let it grow out too long.

Lucky sod, no one's had to cut mine for 5 years now.

[Max Wall]

24 minutes ago, stripeyfox said:

Yes

 

Had it done by an Indian doctor who was more interested in listening to the Test Match! Good job Sachin didn't take a wicket at the crucial time!

 

Had mine done on a Tuesday, hurt a bit afterwards but not too bad. Went football training with the kids on Saturday (thinking I was all better) and by Sunday night was in real pain. 

 

So when they say rest for a week - rest for a week!
 

Then enjoy a lifetime of jizzing everywhere without risk of getting anyone pregnant!
 

 

I seem to have done that. I suspect I may be a jaffa or exceedingly lucky.

[Max Wall]

36 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

I've had it done, hurts like fvck afterwards, you can actually feel the blade slicing and the tubes being pulled down from your neck. Most distressing thing for a bloke to have to go through.

 A post I can't unread.

[Max Wall]

22 minutes ago, stripeyfox said:

Being forced to watch Mamma Mia at the cinema was much more distressing

 

Glad I'm a jaffa

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

46 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Bit rapey..

 

You gem, I'm crying here

[Innovindil]

No one getting near my dangle with a knife. **** that nonsense. 

[Samilktray]

Can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously tbh 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, Samilktray said:

Can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously tbh 

 

Are you implying Tincy would make something up for attention?

 

Mods, come on.

[Beliall]

50 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

I've had it done, hurts like fvck afterwards, you can actually feel the blade slicing and the tubes being pulled down from your neck. Most distressing thing for a bloke to have to go through.

never had you down as a dickhead