The Most Used Phrases In Football Commentary

[Collymore]

3 hours ago, worthosoriginals said:

Don't bring pearsons son into it 

You mean the twins...

 

[49er]

3 minutes ago, somebum said:

he looks a smashing prospect - man united may soon come calling

He’s young and hungry

[Stoopid]

11 minutes ago, 49er said:

And he’s poked it in by nutmegging the defender

And with that it's goodnight from a chilly St James' Park.

Join us again soon.

 

[somebum]

5 minutes ago, 49er said:

He’s young and hungry

you've got to feel sorry for the lad; he's only been on 10 minutes

[49er]

9 minutes ago, Stoopid said:

And with that it's goodnight from a chilly St James' Park.

Join us again soon.

 

They need time to gel as a team

[String fellow]

Back to back.

High press.

In behind.

Row Z.

[49er]

He's received the dreaded vote of confidence from the Board

Dead man walking

In the hot seat

[blue blood]

"get your t1ts out for the lads"

- Andy and Richard 

Edited 30 December 2019 by blue blood

[Corky]

The King Power stadium is emptying very quickly

[Chiltern Fox]

'Cold winters night in stoke'...

 

[Stoopid]

25 minutes ago, 49er said:

They need time to gel as a team

Ok - and this IS the last one for tonight from me.

As a group we'll take it on the chin and move on...

 - so long -

[String fellow]

The wall did its job.

Entitled to go down.

Bragging rights.

Crystal Palace nil.

[norwichfox]

took one for the team...

[Blue ROI]

16 hours ago, 49er said:

 He plays on the shoulder of defenders

Troy Parrott?

[49er]

1 hour ago, Blue ROI said:

He plays on the shoulder of defenders

Troy Parrott?

Nope - Adrien Long John Silva

[gw_leics772]

One from the terraces in the "good old days"

 

Get some blood on yer studs. (It didn't age well 😂)

[String fellow]

City... (meaning Manchester City).

Man City... (meaning Manchester City).

Running down the clock.

Game management.

Rich vein of form.

Saw red for a late tackle on...

The last game on Match of the Day this evening is Brighton against...

Edited 31 December 2019 by String fellow

[49er]

They haven't really got into this game

They have a grip on the game

If it's Matt Piper - basicalleh, obviousleh,certainleh,decisiveleh

[49er]

Three points up for grabs

[49er]

Stringer always has to tell us the nationality of the Leicester player - a great ball by the Nigerian/Portuguese/Algerian

[49er]

Stringer: Say hello Owen

Owen: hello Owen

 

snigger, snigger

[Heathrow fox]

“In this precise moment of time” Pearce favourite 

[StanSP]

 

[RonnieTodger]

Got to feel for him. 

 

He gets on my nerves, but I don't get why channels remove commentators simply because of age, like they'll croak it on air. Tyler has lost the plot, but you could replace him with better.

 

ITV have obviously thought there are young fans thinking "I'm not watching England games whilst Tyldesley is on. Give me Sam Matterface!"

Edited 14 July 2020 by RonnieTodger

[crisp packet]

“No disrespect to Leicester but..”