49er Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 Describing the ground as a 'fortress' Players having a good 'engine' Stringer - 'Leicester in trouble..oh goal..1-0'
Leeds Fox Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 ‘And that’s just the kind of delivery you’d expect from De Bruyne’ or ‘You’d expect the delivery to be better by De Bruyne’.
Leeds Fox Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 ‘He’ll want to test the keeper from here’ No Martin, we all thought he was hoping to leather it into Row Z.
Walshie is God Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 That's what he brings to the table. Like its some kind of soup starter
Stoopid Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 15 minutes ago, 49er said: Describing the ground as a 'fortress' Players having a good 'engine' Stringer - 'Leicester in trouble..oh goal..1-0' A: Noticed Stringer does the 'Leicester in trouble here' line more or less any time the oppo enter our half... B: Used to scream 'Penalty!' whenever one of ours went down in the area. Must have been told because he does it less now. C:' And that's world-class from Kasper!' - well, it's ok, but... D: At least one sycophantic reference to 'Leicester's own' Kasabian and his 'mate' Tom Meighan. E: Hideous Matt Eliott 'impression'.
Babylon Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 "Plays with a smile on his face" About any black player who has slightly goofy teeth.
UpTheLeagueFox Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 I'm doing commentary for talkSPORT (on the app) at Norwich-Palace on NY Day and will probably use every cliche in the book. Apologies in advance
49er Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 21 minutes ago, lcfcsnow said: Fine Margins Cute Corridor Ron Atkinson used to refer to 'gully'
49er Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 5 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said: I'm doing commentary for talkSPORT (on the app) at Norwich-Palace on NY Day and will probably use every cliche in the book. Apologies in advance If you do a Watford match and interview Nige, see how many times he says ' In the sense that...'
49er Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 Brian Moore -'across the face of goal', 'getting right in there' John Motson -'I rather fancy', 'good effort', 'it's there', 'well, would you believe it', David Coleman -'one nil' Hugh Johns - ' one nothing Villa/Leicester/Birmingham' Barry Davies -' Oh, I say what a fabulous goal'
Wolfox Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 55 minutes ago, lcfcsnow said: Fine Margins Cute Corridor 33 minutes ago, 49er said: Ron Atkinson used to refer to 'gully' off topic - cricket related… Always loved Boycott’s - ‘corridor of uncertainty’
Langston Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 58 minutes ago, lcfcsnow said: Fine Margins Cute Corridor "Cute" is the absolute worst and I've heard it applied in the context of passing as well as diving. I don't think anybody using the word knows how to.
Wolfox Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 58 minutes ago, foxfanazer said: Switch it! Switch it! Reminds me of a compete twonk I used to play with from work, he used to shout ‘hang ten’ - I mean, what on earth does that mean??? He also had me double over in a laughing fit, when making a late dash into the box “I’m ghosting in” - the irony of shouting this out to everybody on the pitch was entirely lost on him
Stoopid Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 'At this level' 'He's entitled to shoot from there'. 'Don't think it was malicious'. 'They always find a way to win'. 'Straight down the goalie's throat'. ('a good height for the goalkeeper'). 'He'll be disappointed with that'. ('He won't want to watch that back') 'Strong wrists' 'Unnatural position' 'His toenail's offside. It's ridiculous Gary'. 'Don't call them fans. They're not fans, to be fair' 'It's society's problem' 'Social media'. 'Good time to score'. 'He's pinged it fifty yards'. 'That's meat and drink to...' 'He doesn't miss those!' (he was never going to miss from there!'). 'It was always rising'.
Blue ROI Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 'He's got a bright future in coaching. Maybe he'll come back as manager one day.' Slightly past it club legend who is out of contract and playing his farewell game. Applicable to forums too
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 41 minutes ago, Wolfox said: off topic - cricket related… Always loved Boycott’s - ‘corridor of uncertainty’ Can’t remember the Aussie commentators name but whoever it was said “the hallway of hesitation”
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 A game of 2 halves always amuses me as indeed it is a game of 2 halves.
worthosoriginals Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 Apologies if you heard any fcker swearing.
Stoopid Posted 30 December 2019 Posted 30 December 2019 Ex-pro bingo; 'Not sure about that Clive. That wouldn't even be a foul in my day'. The pitches are like carpets (bowling-greens) now' 'You wouldn't get away with that these days'. ('you couldn't talk to players like that nowadays'). 'They've all got nutritionists these days to be fair'. 'Headphones'. ('They're all looking at their phones these days'). 'Crazy money. Not that I resent them getting it'. ('It's a short career').
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