Birds you fancy off the telly

[Bellend Sebastian]

Just now, Bilo said:

Dr Sara Kayat from This Morning. 

 

Yes.

She's amazing.

 

Kayat fact: she's pregnant and it's not mine

[Bilo]

It's not mine either.

 

I rubbered up first. 

[Bellend Sebastian]

22 hours ago, Wymsey said:

Weather woman on Midlands Today.

Think this should've been endorsed more. She nearly always wears that dress and I think she looks smashing in it.

 

An added bonus is that when she's doing the weather, it's usually Elise Chamberlain reading the news, and she really makes me wish East Midlands Today was broadcast in high definition

[davieG]

7 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Think this should've been endorsed more. She nearly always wears that dress and I think she looks smashing in it.

 

An added bonus is that when she's doing the weather, it's usually Elise Chamberlain reading the news, and she really makes me wish East Midlands Today was broadcast in high definition

Yeah she does or ones of a very similar shape all figure hugging

 

[Bellend Sebastian]

4 minutes ago, Bilo said:

It's not mine either.

 

I rubbered up first. 

Like any of us would last long enough to get one on.

 

She used to be on that Channel 5 programme where they filmed folk going to their doctor.

 

I'm sure there was some young lad that went in with a problem with his cock or something, and had to tell her all about it. To me that's pretty much a nightmare.

 

You get a one to one audience with a lass like that you don't want to be telling them about how you can't peel back your foreskin or whatever it was.

 

She's got her listening face on and is just staring at him with THOSE EYES.

 

I'd have asked her for a fatal dose of medical grade heroin, probably

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 minute ago, davieG said:

Yeah she does or ones of a very similar shape all figure hugging

 

I might get my Gran to knit her a new one

[Bilo]

3 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Like any of us would last long enough to get one on.

 

She used to be on that Channel 5 programme where they filmed folk going to their doctor.

 

I'm sure there was some young lad that went in with a problem with his cock or something, and had to tell her all about it. To me that's pretty much a nightmare.

 

You get a one to one audience with a lass like that you don't want to be telling them about how you can't peel back your foreskin or whatever it was.

 

She's got her listening face on and is just staring at him with THOSE EYES.

 

I'd have asked her for a fatal dose of medical grade heroin, probably

The eyes alone would be enough. 

 

Absolutely stunning.

[Alf Bentley]

16 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Think this should've been endorsed more. She nearly always wears that dress and I think she looks smashing in it.

 

An added bonus is that when she's doing the weather, it's usually Elise Chamberlain reading the news, and she really makes me wish East Midlands Today was broadcast in high definition

 

A special double treat for you, Seb.....

 

 

....and part of the Alex Hamilton figure-hugging dresses joy is when she turns to make a meteorological point in profile....

 

 

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

A special double treat for you, Seb.....

 

 

....and part of the Alex Hamilton figure-hugging dresses joy is when she turns to make a meteorological point in profile....

 

 

How am I supposed to get anything done now?

[Paninistickers]

25 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

A special double treat for you, Seb.....

 

 

....and part of the Alex Hamilton figure-hugging dresses joy is when she turns to make a meteorological point in profile....

 

 

Both look 'nice girls'. Girls who'd have done a Duke of Edinburgh and watch something dire on  ITV with Martin Clunes in it. 

 

Such indicators I find usually means they'd be absolute filth

[davieG]

5 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

Both look 'nice girls'. Girls who'd have done a Duke of Edinburgh and watch something dire on  ITV with Martin Clunes in it. 

 

Such indicators I find usually means they'd be absolute filth

Alex always seems to be talking about a cool front, and rising temperatures

[Bellend Sebastian]

21 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

Both look 'nice girls'. Girls who'd have done a Duke of Edinburgh and watch something dire on  ITV with Martin Clunes in it. 

 

Such indicators I find usually means they'd be absolute filth

This is science, in its purest form

[The Syrup]

57 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

The government daily press conference needs to show that photo to cheer the nation up. I'm in love

[yorkie1999]

On 20/04/2020 at 20:18, Wymsey said:

Weather woman on Midlands Today.

She shouldn't really be down the park!

[Mike Oxlong]

1 hour ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

A special double treat for you, Seb.....

 

 

....and part of the Alex Hamilton figure-hugging dresses joy is when she turns to make a meteorological point in profile....

 

 

Beware of placing too much reliance on views that aren’t from the front. Believe it or not this is actually Anne Widdecombe from behind 

 

Edited 21 April 2020 by Mike Oxlong

[Alf Bentley]

3 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Beware of placing too much reliance on views that aren’t from the front. Believe it or not this is actually Anne Widdecombe from behind 

 

 

Looks more like Peter Crouch after he came out as a transvestite and Donald Trump's wig flew off and landed on his head.

[Mike Oxlong]

1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Looks more like Peter Crouch after he came out as a transvestite and Donald Trump's wig flew off and landed on his head.

Crikey Alf. That’s some imagination you have there ! 

[spacemunky]

Michelle Mylett aka Katy from Letterkenny:

 

[Stuntman_Mike]

On 20/04/2020 at 17:59, Trav Le Bleu said:

She's 50% mouth!

I can imagine that's part of the appeal 

 

On 20/04/2020 at 20:05, Paninistickers said:

I think the leftfield suggestions is a brilliant idea. Or least good looking bird you fancy..

 

I reckon Su Perkins is my bête noire. Liz Kendall would prob be worth a bash. Or any solicitor under 40. I've always fancied the idea of being the other half of some clever career bitch.

Get on Rhea Seehorn who plays Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul 

[swanlee]

On 20/04/2020 at 20:05, Paninistickers said:

I think the leftfield suggestions is a brilliant idea. Or least good looking bird you fancy..

 

I reckon Su Perkins is my bête noire. Liz Kendall would prob be worth a bash. Or any solicitor under 40. I've always fancied the idea of being the other half of some clever career bitch.

For the leftfield, clever career type, I'm gonna' nominate Isabel Oakeshott.

 

Educated at one of the premier public schools, she's a 40+ journo who has had stints as the Political Editor of The Sunday Times and as political-editor-at-large at the Daily Mail.

 

And as the female voice of the Tory right and arch-Brexiteer (in fact the current beau is the Chairman of the Brexit party!). I have got absolutely feck' all in common with her, we are literally poles apart.

 

Therefore the sex is going to have be electric to give this relationship any kind of longevity. But it is something I would give serious consideration to, if not just to help heal this divided nation. 

 

Edited 22 April 2020 by swanlee

[Stadt]

Middle age is terrifying based on this thread 

[Dahnsouff]

Just now, Stadt said:

Middle age is terrifying based on this thread 

Don`t you call me Boomer! young man 

[Paninistickers]

1 hour ago, swanlee said:

For the leftfield, clever career type, I'm gonna' nominate Isabel Oakeshott.

 

Educated at one of the premier public schools, she's a 40+ journo who has had stints as the Political Editor of The Sunday Times and as political-editor-at-large at the Daily Mail.

 

And as the female voice of the Tory right and arch-Brexiteer (in fact the current beau is the Chairman of the Brexit party!). I have got absolutely feck' all in common with her, we are literally poles apart.

 

Therefore the sex is going to have be electric to give this relationship any kind of longevity. But it is something I would give serious consideration to, if not just to help heal this divided nation. 

 

Glory be. Never heard of her. But great shout.

 

I don't suppose you know if she hangs out at the Queen of bradgate in town of a Weekend?

[lestajigs]

On 20/04/2020 at 16:08, Bayfox said:

Another lovely laura.

As jonny bravo would say “hey sexy momma”😍

Edited 22 April 2020 by lestajigs

[oakman]

Michelle Dockery