Do you have a positive message to an individual player?

[South Shire Fox]

Dear Madders,

 

Thanks for that tip off about Dave Rennie. You were right, he really is an exceptional shag like you said 

[Collymore]

Please delete this thread mods. 

[Foxxed]

Barnes, I’m vaguely aware you attended the party, but what I really want to know is how much you hated Chilwell. And why. Thanks. This will be less useful than the party but I’m a gossipy, nosy ****er.

[Foxxed]

Gray, while you were working diligently, I was half watching the football while posting childish inanities into an online football forum, yet I still wonder if you’d just relaxed more then you’d have broken through to a higher level.

[Foxxed]

Silva (we can do ex players right?), did you legitimately see a more beautiful woman than your wife in Leicester? If so, where?

[Duquesne Whistle]

8 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

To Kasper Schmeichel 

 

My missus really quite likes you and I think she, err,  would.  But you're such a club legend, I don't think I'd mind.

 

At least if he tried to land it in her hair, he'd probably blast it outwith the borders of the room they were in, so you'd never know..

Small mercies and all that.

[Foxxed]

Ricardo, when we start cloning players in order to compete, you’re first on my list.

 

Tielemans, if you’re a wonderful footballer, and I highly respect the rewatching of games after matches, however when you’re booked you often look like a mardy reprimanded teenager, but no one’s perfect, and I’d be jealous if you were.

Perez, you always look so happy in your Instagram photos. I generally look like I’ve just been told my house is up for demolition. What’s your secret?

 

Ndidi, I think your hair looks better when it’s longer.

 

@Collymore I’ve done all the current team now, including a few ex players, and a couple of injured ones. And where’s my thanks? Absolutely nowhere. Ungrateful.

[volpeazzurro]

10 hours ago, Thefox81 said:

To Youri

 

Id let you s**g my wife.

Clarification please. Would that be a good thing or a bad thing? Remember, this is for positive things only. 

[VLC86]

Dear Cengiz,

 

Doesn’t matter if you have got tits, you are a beautiful person inside and out.

[weller54]

Wes,

Err yer err err yer umm err errrr.

[Oxfordfox83]

To Jamie

 

Goals will come mate-don’t worry about it.

[foxile5]

Hahaha - sensational stuff.

 

Opened the thread and saw the first post 'Mods please just delete the thread' and knew this would be good. But my word; the first post is 'I like your little beard'. I cannot stop laughing. Top stuff.

[filbertway]

Collymore must have the record for most threads started while being p*ssed up and then wanting them scrubbed from memory when the harsh light of sobriety is shining down on it

 

[Guest Danny Clender]

Message to Ayoze,

 

 

 

[fazzyfox]

Petit Wesley, plus de congratulations, vous est tres bien de footy mon fils.  Ou' est la piscine? Je voudrais une kilo de poires. Pardon ziss eess all zee French I know monsieur.

[Houdini Logic]

6 hours ago, Collymore said:

Please delete this thread mods. 

This thread needs to run - I feel like @Foxxed has been bottling this all up inside for too long

[fazzyfox]

Dennis, being called Prat all your life, I know how you feel son

[fazzyfox]

Kasper, don't try it with me, my dad's bigger than.....actually maybe not

[ARM1968]

Jamie, it’s just football, it ain’t digging up roads like. There ain’t no brick wall between the posts. Smash the fuchers in and start playing guitar again. You know you facking wanna. 

[fazzyfox]

Hamza don't foul, don't foul, don't foul, don't foul, do'n....(Whistle)

[KFS]

Dear James,

 

This is the NHS Test and Trace service. Someone you have come into contact with has tested positive for coronavirus and you are now required to isolate for 10 days. Please also inform us if you have attended any gatherings and the contact details of anyone you may have come into contact with.

 

 

... you said positive?  

[Kilworthfox]

2 minutes ago, KFS said:

Dear James,

 

This is the NHS Test and Trace service. Someone you have come into contact with has tested positive for coronavirus and you are now required to isolate for 10 days. Please also inform us if you have attended any gatherings and the contact details of anyone you may have come into contact with.

 

 

... you said positive?  

[ScrumpyJack]

Little Wes,

 

If you were crap I would take the piss out of the little heart you lovingly engrave into your hairdo.

 

But as you're quite good, I hold my tongue every time it pops up during a match.

 

x

[Muzzy_Larsson]

Kelechi, I was wrong about you and I have no idea why I was so foolish.

 

I love you now!

[Scotch]

Dear Kolo, 

 

I wish you were my real dad. 

 

Thanks, Foxy.