Do you have a positive message to an individual player?

[VLC86]

1 hour ago, foxile5 said:

Hahaha - sensational stuff.

 

Opened the thread and saw the first post 'Mods please just delete the thread' and knew this would be good. But my word; the first post is 'I like your little beard'. I cannot stop laughing. Top stuff.

This was my reaction as well. Opened my eyes, checked foxes talk and burst out laughing reading the first two posts.

[fazzyfox]

Caglar, I think you have film star looks. Please tell us about the blue screening process for the Shrek movies m'lord

[Scotch]

Dear Madders,

 

I like your hair band. It reminds me of Pedro Mendes but he looks like he was made from plasticine. You don't. You look great. 

 

Thanks, Foxy. 

[ARM1968]

Johnny, we’re sorry, why don’t you come on home - OGS. 

[surrifox]

You know when you’re in for the tactical talk and Brendan says stuff like “ sit back for 70 minutes , miss your tackles , give the ball away at every opportunity and try to concede from a set piece then play like 1970s Brazil in the last 20 minutes” you should feel free to challenge him if you really feel that there are flaws in his game plan

[fazzyfox]

Dear Thanawat Suengchitthawon, it is without doubt that you are the finest number 64 to ever grace our club

[Crazy Kop Corner]

To Wilfred N'didi

 

Please would you sign a new 10 year contract extension 

[Lambert09]

To Marc, 

 

Will you be my dad? 
 

 

[PaulW]

To Vards:

You don't have to, you don't even need to, but pleeazzze!!

 

[Stadt]

“My wife blah blah blah”

 

Don’t think any millionaire twenty somethings are going to want your 44 year old zafira driving wives tbh

[Scotch]

15 minutes ago, Stadt said:

“My wife blah blah blah”

 

Don’t think any millionaire twenty somethings are going to want your 44 year old zafira driving wives tbh

It's a Citroën grand Picasso to be fair but point taken....

[Corky]

To Marc Albrighton,

 

Well done for convincing everyone you are 31 and younger than Andy King when you are clearly at least 35.

[FoxOnWheels]

Dear Ayoze

Try sprinting makes you go quicker

[Strokes]

11 minutes ago, FoxOnWheels said:

Dear Ayoze

Try sprinting makes you go quicker

But is only useful if it’s in the right direction- see Jeffery Schlupp.

[filbertway]

Mark De Vries

I remember watching you warm up for a pre season friendly against Hinckley and your package was a thing of beauty. 

[Foxhateram]

To Kevin, you're the most under rated player to ever exist, apart from maybe Guppy. You deserve better from our fans and you deserved an England call up in 15/16. 

 

Please continue to be Mr reliable and get us some assists over the next few weeks! 

 

Big Nige

 

 

 

 

 

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[AmarteyAndChill]

Maddison, let me have ago on your mums knockers.

 

richard

[Plastik Man]

7 hours ago, filbertway said:

Mark De Vries

I remember watching you warm up for a pre season friendly against Hinckley and your package was a thing of beauty. 

Yet sadly the courier was Hermes.

[HighPeakFox]

2 hours ago, Plastik Man said:

Yet sadly the courier was Hermes.

Just preferable to Herpes...

[Foxxed]

Hamza, in Loughborough I’ve only known strange men in The Railway Inn, my uncle (see point one) and sports science students vomiting outside kebab houses. Despite your horrendous mistake, you’re still my favourite of the four.

 

Fofana, your forays into midfield and beyond,  And your defensive work, exceptional.

[TrickyTrev Benjamin]

Brendan Rodgers - I think you should wear tighter trousers 

[Father Ted]

Dear James Maddison, 

 

Stop prancing around in Derby shirts 

Stop saying how much you love our biggest rivals Covscum

Stop walking over to take a corner that doesn't beat the first man when we are losing 

Stop giving arrogant interviews about how you should be in the England squad

Stop breaking Covid rules 

 

Other than that, you aren't a bad footballer

[Finnegan]

On 14/04/2021 at 13:00, fazzyfox said:

Dear Thanawat Suengchitthawon, it is without doubt that you are the finest number 64 to ever grace our club

 

I'd have your name on my shirt if I could afford it. 

[weller54]

On 14/04/2021 at 13:00, fazzyfox said:

Dear Thanawat Suengchitthawon, it is without doubt that you are the finest number 64 to ever grace our club

Do we still need him

Will we still feed him?