Christmas Dinner - Scheduled for the 25th December

[tom27111]

Just gone in the oven! 

[kenny]

38 minutes ago, Strokes said:

 

That looks amazing! The plan was rejected outright in this house!

[Strokes]

1 hour ago, tom27111 said:

Just gone in the oven! 

I’m only just getting mine in

Think I might be a bit later this year.

hopefully before 2pm.

[tom27111]

It's coming along nicely!

[Strokes]

3 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

It's coming along nicely!

Mines still quacking or whatever noise a goose makes.

[kenny]

11 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

It's coming along nicely!

Don't overdo it Tom!

[FoxesDeb]

Everything here is going well so far, I'm a little bit miffed that our dinner guests have said they're going to be an hour and a half late though  Not due to travel, either, but because they woke up with hangovers 

[Beliall]

5 hours ago, Unabomber said:

Best of luck to everyone cooking today hope it’s a success and people appreciate all the effort.

it will be but they wont. ill have to take the sprout farts as a round of applause

[tom27111]

8 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

Everything here is going well so far, I'm a little bit miffed that our dinner guests have said they're going to be an hour and a half late though  Not due to travel, either, but because they woke up with hangovers 

They're not allowed any cabbage now. I'm serious.

 

If they don't like it, send them my way 

[Strokes]

54 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

Everything here is going well so far, I'm a little bit miffed that our dinner guests have said they're going to be an hour and a half late though  Not due to travel, either, but because they woke up with hangovers 

Definitely justifies you poisoning them later.

[FoxesDeb]

27 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Definitely justifies you poisoning them later.

I could just give her the non gluten free stuff 

[tom27111]

11 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

I could just give her the non gluten free stuff 

Making a rod for your own back there when she shits herself on your sofa 

[Innovindil]

4 hours ago, Strokes said:

 

**** me that looks perfect. 

[tom27111]

I'm about half an hour from dishing up. 

 

It's been too easy. 

 

When I start carving the turkey, it's going to be raw isn't it?

 

It can't go this well, surely???

[Hollism]

Gutted I forgot to take a photo of mine

 

Went well though. 5 happy diners here. Merry Christmas all!

[HighPeakFox]

3 hours ago, Strokes said:

I’m only just getting mine in

... And the goose? 

Edited 25 December 2021 by HighPeakFox
Wrong poultry

[tom27111]

Oh my god 

[Jattdogg]

1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

Oh my god 

Lovely table

[tom27111]

2 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Lovely table

That's the kitchen worktop 

 

Which I did fit myself earlier this year.

 

Don't get me started on the tiling and bad advice from @Strokes, he thinks I've let it slide 

[Jattdogg]

2 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

That's the kitchen worktop 

 

Which I did fit myself earlier this year.

 

Don't get me started on the tiling and bad advice from @Strokes, he thinks I've let it slide 

Lol. I remember that thread commentary.

 

Merrry Christmas, enjoy the lovely dinner with your lovely family

 

 

[tom27111]

Just now, Jattdogg said:

Lol. I remember that thread commentary.

 

Merrry Christmas, enjoy the lovely dinner with your lovely family

 

 

Thanks man, you too.

 

Hope you had a good birthday too and the kids have started behaving 

[Strokes]

7 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

Don't get me started on the tiling and bad advice from @Strokes, he thinks I've let it slide 

Not even on Christmas Day, you rotten bastard.

[tom27111]

1 minute ago, Strokes said:

Not even on Christmas Day, you rotten bastard.

Merry Christmas, Strokes. 

 

OK, now is the time to let it slide.

 

😘

[tom27111]

3 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Not even on Christmas Day, you rotten bastard.

And had I known you ate pork pie for breakfast, I'd never have listened to you in the first place 

[Strokes]

1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

Merry Christmas, Strokes. 

 

OK, now is the time to let it slide.

 

😘

You soft twat

 

Merry Christmas mate.