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[Muzzy_no7]

Free Chang for you while half cut in the garden on my day off is second only to the Mrs falling pregnant in terms of highlights of the last 12 months. 
 

Gold. 

[Nolucklcfc]

Free Chang for you should replace when you’re smiling 

[splinterdream]

6 hours ago, skolfoxes said:

Agree on BDCR, whilst he blows a bit hot and cold, I think when used correctly he's a useful squad player at this level (not in the prem though). And certainly doesn't seem to be a bad egg a la Jordan Ayew.

 

Probably being paid on obscene whack though knowing us. 

Not his fault though, and he looks really invested when he comes on, trying to make things happen, unfair to lump him in with ayew criticism 

[Ric Flair]

@orangecity23 @Anonymous F.O.X. we've had a belter of a request to arguably my favourite song - Redemption Song by Bob Marley.

 

I probably don't need to elaborate but titled Relegation Song

 

All the players yes are pony

Sold zero of the useless shits

Minutes after kick off

They look the absolute pits

 

Thats as far as I got

 

[orangecity23]

1 hour ago, Ric Flair said:

@orangecity23 @Anonymous F.O.X. we've had a belter of a request to arguably my favourite song - Redemption Song by Bob Marley.

 

I probably don't need to elaborate but titled Relegation Song

 

All the players yes are pony

Sold zero of the useless shits

Minutes after kick off

They look the absolute pits

 

Thats as far as I got

 

This is what I've managed to put together so far, hope this is what you are after. The key to lyrics is to just drop Jordan Ayew in at every possible opportunity, as he is both shit, and his name rhymes with abolutely anything you need it to 

 

[Verse 1]
All the players yes are pony
Sold none of them useless shits
Minutes after the kick off
They look the absolute pits
Transfer plans were made wrong
And the price paid was almighty
We battling this relegation
Nonchalantly

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
Relegation songs

 

[Verse 2]
Remove yourselves from financial solvency
With deals that have no reason or rhyme
Have no fear for Ayew's energy
'Cause he don't run for most of the time
How long shall we make no profits
While we follow our Chairman's plan?
Jon Rudkin is just a part of it
We're going right down the pan

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
Relegation songs
Relegation songs

[Acoustic Break]

 

[Verse 3]
Remove yourselves from financial solvency
With deals that have no reason or rhyme
Have no fear for Ayew's energy
'Cause he don't run for most of the time
How long shall we make no profits
While we follow our Chairman's plan?
Jon Rudkin is just a part of it
We're going right down the pan

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs

 

[Outro]
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
This foxes fandom
Longs for freedom

[Ric Flair]

33 minutes ago, orangecity23 said:

This is what I've managed to put together so far, hope this is what you are after. The key to lyrics is to just drop Jordan Ayew in at every possible opportunity, as he is both shit, and his name rhymes with abolutely anything you need it to 

 

[Verse 1]
All the players yes are pony
Sold none of them useless shits
Minutes after the kick off
They look the absolute pits
Transfer plans were made wrong
And the price paid was almighty
We battling this relegation
Nonchalantly

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
Relegation songs

 

[Verse 2]
Remove yourselves from financial solvency
With deals that have no reason or rhyme
Have no fear for Ayew's energy
'Cause he don't run for most of the time
How long shall we make no profits
While we follow our Chairman's plan?
Jon Rudkin is just a part of it
We're going right down the pan

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
Relegation songs
Relegation songs

[Acoustic Break]

 

[Verse 3]
Remove yourselves from financial solvency
With deals that have no reason or rhyme
Have no fear for Ayew's energy
'Cause he don't run for most of the time
How long shall we make no profits
While we follow our Chairman's plan?
Jon Rudkin is just a part of it
We're going right down the pan

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs

 

[Outro]
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
This foxes fandom
Longs for freedom

It's perfect 

[oxtonfox]

48 minutes ago, orangecity23 said:

This is what I've managed to put together so far, hope this is what you are after. The key to lyrics is to just drop Jordan Ayew in at every possible opportunity, as he is both shit, and his name rhymes with abolutely anything you need it to 

 

[Verse 1]
All the players yes are pony
Sold none of them useless shits
Minutes after the kick off
They look the absolute pits
Transfer plans were made wrong
And the price paid was almighty
We battling this relegation
Nonchalantly

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
Relegation songs

 

[Verse 2]
Remove yourselves from financial solvency
With deals that have no reason or rhyme
Have no fear for Ayew's energy
'Cause he don't run for most of the time
How long shall we make no profits
While we follow our Chairman's plan?
Jon Rudkin is just a part of it
We're going right down the pan

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
Relegation songs
Relegation songs

[Acoustic Break]

 

[Verse 3]
Remove yourselves from financial solvency
With deals that have no reason or rhyme
Have no fear for Ayew's energy
'Cause he don't run for most of the time
How long shall we make no profits
While we follow our Chairman's plan?
Jon Rudkin is just a part of it
We're going right down the pan

 

[Chorus]
Will you ever win?
Players are just a symptom
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs

 

[Outro]
'Cause Top makes us have
Relegation songs
This foxes fandom
Longs for freedom

Superb song choice and great parody lyrics. 

[Libertine]

 

Back at it, lads.

 

Won’t Stop Conceding – Journey(men)

 

Just a small-town nerd 
Livin' in a loanee world 
He took the gravy train going no-o-where 

Just a City boy 
Born and raised in South Wigston 
He took the gravy train going no-o-where

 

A winger in a smoky room 
A string of highlights from YouTube 
Asks them if they can sign tonight 
It goes on and on and on and on

 

Agents waitin' 
Up the Western Boulevard 
Aribo’s for sale at the right price

 

Skipp’s price, steepened 
Really earning that promotion 
Hidin' somewhere to Top’s right

 

Blowing up the club’s wage bill 
Jonny Rud, he wants a thrill 
Payin' anything to roll the dice 
Just one more time

 

None we’ll win, most we'll lose 
Some will always clap the blues 
But the booing never ends 
It goes on and on and on and on

 

Agents waitin' 
Up the Western Boulevard
Ayew's for sale at a high price

 

Skipp’s price, steepened 
Really earning that promotion 
Hidin' somewhere to Top’s right

 

Won't stop concedin’ 
Club’s always appealin’ 
These shite, people

 

Won't stop concedin’ 
League Oooone 
These shite, people

 

Won't stop concedin’ 
Club's always appealin’ 
These shite, people

Edited 9 April by Libertine

[orangecity23]

Since it popped up in my Youtube recs after listening to Bob Marley, have some Eddy Grant as well

 

League one Revenue (fka Electric Avenue)

[Intro]
Oi
Oi

[Verse 1]
Now in the stands, there is silence
Defence got more leak than my tap
Nobody up front looks like scoring
But we'll still give the lads a good clap, oh no

 

[Chorus]
We gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher
Oh, we gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher

 

[Verse 2]
Bought no kind of striker
Can't afford a transfer fee
Just left with Ayew and Daka
and ignored Ollie MacBurnie, good God

[Chorus]

We gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher
Oh, we gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher

 

[Interlude]
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, Lord

[Chorus]
We gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher
Oh, we gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher

 

[Verse 3]
We used to play Manchester City
Now we play Wimbledon
And near the Christmas Vacation
The club don't pay everyone, oh no

 

[Chorus]
We gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher
Oh, we gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher

 

[Bridge]
Ho, out the Premier League
Out the Premier League
Out the Championship
Out into the shite

[Chorus]
We gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher
Oh, we gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher

[Bridge]
out the Premier League
Out the Premier League
Out the Championship
Out to Huddersfield Town

[Chorus]
Ho, We gonna drop down to League 1 revenue
And debts are getting higher
Oh, we gonna drop down to League 1 revenue (oh yeah)
And debts are getting higher

[Outro]
Spend it all on Seagrave (All our revenue)
Spent it on floodlights (All our revenue)
Gave a bunch to Glover (All our revenue)
Bought a load of shite (All our revenue)

[Anonymous F.O.X.]

Here's the list of songs I've done so far that haven't been on the Pod:

• City Clanger - @Libertine
• Ghana Rock - @orangecity23
• Long Road To Ruin - @orangecity23
• Missing (Vardy) - @Libertine
• Money For Rudkin - @orangecity23
• Nepo's Paradise - @Katy
• Rudkin Forever - @ian__marshall
• This Is How It Feels To Be Leicester - @Claudio Fannieri
• Top's Masterplan - @Libertine
• Walk Away - @Libertine

Those people that have done the lyrics, if you want to hear your song(s) early, drop me a message and I'll send them to you. As you played a big part in creating them, so think it's only fair you get to be one of the first people to hear them.

 

I'm also working on the rest that are in here. Don't worry @Ric Flair the winks 182 one is nearly done.

[Stadt]

Pet Shop Boys - It’s A Sin

When I look back upon my life,
It's always with a sense of shame,
I've always been the one to blame,
For everything I long to do,
No matter when or where or who,
Has one thing in common, too,

It's Jon, it's Jon, it's Jon,
It’s Jon
Jon Rudkin

Everything I've ever done,
Everything I ever do,
Every place I've ever been,
Everywhere they blame,
Jon Rudkin

Belvoir Drive I was nowhere to be seen,

So they blamed me for the fax machine,

Silva wasn’t as good as seemed

 

I get the blame for everything I do,

No matter when or where or who,
Has one thing in common, too,

It's Jon, it's Jon, it's Jon
It’s Jon
Jon Rudkin

Everything I've ever done,
Everything I ever do,
Every place I've ever been,
Everywhere I'm going to,
Jon Rudkin

 

Khun Top will forgive me,
I tried not to be shit,
Though that was the brief,
Then tore right through it,
Whatever you asked me,
I’d always do it,
Khun Top, you sought me,
'Cause I didn't care,
And I still don't understand,

So I look back upon my life,
Forever with a sense of shame,
I've always been the one to blame,
For everything I long to do,
No matter when or where or who,
Has one thing in common, too,

It's Jon, it's Jon, it's Jon,
It's Jon,

Jon Rudkin

Everything I've ever done,
Everything I ever do,
Every place I've ever been,
Everywhere I'm going to,

It's Jon, it's Jon, it's Jon,
It's Jon,

Jon Rudkin

[Aus Fox]

Any chance we can get all the songs released in an album?

 

Now that’s what I call relegation ‘26.

 

Raise a bit of money for charity and have a laugh at our predicament along the way- it’s all I’ve got left.

[LCFCCHRIS]

 

The players pre match song

I'm gonna put on a Leicester shirt and try to finish 21st
I'm gonna put on a Leicester shirt and try to finish 21st

I'm gonna concede at Wednesday's place, bring a smile to Rudkin's face

I'm gonna concede at Wednesday's place, bring a smile to Rudkin's face

Rudkin is an evilous man
But we promote him if we can
So when they booing him all the fans
He buy players from wasserman

I'm gonna put on a Leicester shirt and try to finish 21st
I'm gonna put on a Leicester shirt and try to finish 21st
I'm gonna concede at Wednesday's place, bring a smile to Rudkin's face

 

Edited 8 April by LCFCCHRIS

[LCFCCHRIS]

 

Have we already had this? Apologies if so. 

Oh, PSR, is bigger. 
It's bigger than you, and you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
To try and get minus 9
Oh no, I've spent too much
I ****ed it up

That's me in the KP
That's me in the spotlight, losing my Division
Trying to concede less than two
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've spent too much
I haven't spent enough

I thought that I heard you booing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw Ayew try

Every kickoff, and every waking hour
I'm choosing my positions
Trying not to play 4-4-2
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I ****ed it up

Consider this, consider this
The signings of the century
Consider this, the slip
That brought me to this league, failed
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
Now I've spent too much

I thought that I heard you booing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw Ayew try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

That's me in the KP
That's me in the spotlight, losing my Division
Trying to concede less than two
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've spent too much
I haven't spent enough

I thought that I heard you booing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw Ayew try

But that was just a dream
Try, cry, fly, try
That was just a dream, just a dream
Just a dream, dream

[Libertine]

12 hours ago, Anonymous F.O.X. said:

Here's the list of songs I've done so far that haven't been on the Pod:

• City Clanger - @Libertine
• Ghana Rock - @orangecity23
• Long Road To Ruin - @orangecity23
• Missing (Vardy) - @Libertine
• Money For Rudkin - @orangecity23
• Nepo's Paradise - @Katy
• Rudkin Forever - @ian__marshall
• This Is How It Feels To Be Leicester - @Claudio Fannieri
• Top's Masterplan - @Libertine
• Walk Away - @Libertine

Those people that have done the lyrics, if you want to hear your song(s) early, drop me a message and I'll send them to you. As you played a big part in creating them, so think it's only fair you get to be one of the first people to hear them.

 

I'm also working on the rest that are in here. Don't worry @Ric Flair the winks 182 one is nearly done.

Please send me my ones, cheers bud. 

[The Year Of The Fox]

11 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

Any chance we can get all the songs released in an album?

 

Now that’s what I call relegation ‘26.

 

Raise a bit of money for charity and have a laugh at our predicament along the way- it’s all I’ve got left.

That would be superb 

[The Doctor]

verse 3 feels really ropey but teenagers - my chemical romance, for all the "just play the kids" shouts

 

[verse 1]

They're gonna cook up the books

With all the piss that they took

To push the city fan out of you

Filing lawsuits for fun

And heading straight for league one

So you can watch more Jordan Ayew 

 

[verse 2]

Because Jon Rud never works

he's gonna give you a smirk

'Cause he's got methods of building a team

you're gonna call for his head

get a promotion instead

Another jam in the fax machine

 

[chorus]

They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They will play less, don't have big agent fees

So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage

Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free.

 

[verse 3]

The boys can't be arsed,

awful names always start,

You're not gonna play much, kid

But if your full backs invert

and you'll fight for the shirt

Fans will talk like you're off to Madrid 

 

[chorus]

They said, teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They will play less, don't have big agent fees

So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage

Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free.

 

Oh, yeah!

 

[chorus]

They said "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They will play less, don't have big agent fees

So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage

Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free.

 

All together now!

 

[chorus]

They said "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They will play less, don't have big agent fees

So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage

Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free.

 

[chorus]

They said "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They will play less, don't have big agent fees

So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage

Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free.

[Ian Nacho]

Red Leicester sausage roll is an absolute banger. Had it on repeat in the car. 

[AKCJ]

Can someone learned in the arts of AI dub the Red Leicester Sausage Rolls song over Goose playing Great Balls of Fire in Topgun?

[orangecity23]

Another one

 

Moronic - by A-Lee Morris-ette

 

[Verse 1]
Portuguese man, aged 28
Flew over to Leicester on deadline day
Passed medical, agreed on his pay
Then faxed paperwork, 14 seconds too late

 

[Pre-Chorus]
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?

 

[Chorus]
It's a drawn game against Sheffield Wednesday
It's a free ride for players you've overpaid
It's money advice that you just didn't take
And who thought Perez was a winger?

 

[Verse 2]
Afraid of deductions for charges we couldn't defend
We told old Gucci Belt, there's no money to spend
We sold Kasper to France, kept Danny Ward around
And at the end of the season, we promptly went down

 

[Pre-Chorus]
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?

 

[Chorus]
It's a drawn game against Sheffield Wednesday
It's a free ride for players you've overpaid
It's money advice that you just didn't take
And who thought Praet was a winger?

 

[Bridge]
Well, debt has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
When you think signing Skipp's okay and that price is right
And leagues has a funny way of kickin' ya out
When you think everyone else is to blame and it blows up in your face

 

[Verse 3]
Offering Jack Harrison one hundred grand
2 recruitment heads who sunk Sunderland
It's 3rd choice keepers, when you need some full backs
It's waiting 6 extra months, to give Brendan the sack

 

[Pre-Chorus]
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?
A little too moronic
And, yeah, you really should think

[Chorus]
It's a drawn game against Sheffield Wednesday
It's a free ride for players you've overpaid
It's money advice that you just didn't take
And who thought Ayew was a winger?

 

[Outro]
Well, debt has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
Football has a funny, funny way of kickin' you
Kickin' you when your down

[orangecity23]

2 hours ago, The Doctor said:

verse 3 feels really ropey but teenagers - my chemical romance, for all the "just play the kids" shouts

 

[verse 3]

The boys can't be arsed,

awful names always start,

You're not gonna play much, kid

But if your full backs invert

and you'll fight for the shirt

Fans will talk like you're off to Madrid 

 

Guy Branston is the answer!

 

[verse 3]

Guy Branston told me

if you're not 6 foot 3

You're not gonna play much, kid

But if your full backs invert

and you'll fight for the shirt

Fans will talk like you're off to Madrid 

[Libertine]

Son of a Business Man – Rusty Midfield

 

Aiyawatt was ol’ Vichai's son 
And when his daddy bought City he came along 
When they gathered 'round and started talkin' 
That's when Top he would take me walkin' 
All round the club shop we'd go walkin' 
Then he'd look into my eyes 
Lord knows, to my surprise

 

The only one who would ever keep me 
Was the son of a business man 
The only boy who never released me 
Was the son of a business man 
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was

 

Signing duds isn't always easy 
No matter how hard I try 
When he started sweet-talkin' to me 
He'd come and tell me "We promote next season" 
He'd kiss and tell me "Jon promote this season" 
Can I raise a wage again tonight?

 

The only one who would ever keep me 
Was the son of a business man 
The only boy who never released me 
Was the son of a business man 
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, Lord knows, he was (yes, he was)

 

How well I remember 
The look that was in his eyes 
Appealin’ league punishments on the sly 
Overseein’ steep decline 
Tellin' me that he's all mine 
Earnin’ nothin’ but always owing 
Lookin' to see how much we've blown and

 

The only one who would ever keep me 
Was the son of a business man 
The only boy who never released me 
Was the son of a business man 
Yes, he was, he was, oh, yes, he was

 

He was the sweet-talkin' son of a business man 
(The only boy who would ever keep me) 
I kissed me the son of a business man 
(The only one who could never remove me) 
The sweet-lovin' son of a business man 
(The only one who could never lose me) 
(Was the son of a business man) 
(The only one who could never ditch me) 
 

[Ric Flair]

6 hours ago, orangecity23 said:

Another one

 

Moronic - by A-Lee Morris-ette

 

[Verse 1]
Portuguese man, aged 28
Flew over to Leicester on deadline day
Passed medical, agreed on his pay
Then faxed paperwork, 14 seconds too late

 

[Pre-Chorus]
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?

 

[Chorus]
It's a drawn game against Sheffield Wednesday
It's a free ride for players you've overpaid
It's money advice that you just didn't take
And who thought Perez was a winger?

 

[Verse 2]
Afraid of deductions for charges we couldn't defend
We told old Gucci Belt, there's no money to spend
We sold Kasper to France, kept Danny Ward around
And at the end of the season, we promptly went down

 

[Pre-Chorus]
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?

 

[Chorus]
It's a drawn game against Sheffield Wednesday
It's a free ride for players you've overpaid
It's money advice that you just didn't take
And who thought Praet was a winger?

 

[Bridge]
Well, debt has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
When you think signing Skipp's okay and that price is right
And leagues has a funny way of kickin' ya out
When you think everyone else is to blame and it blows up in your face

 

[Verse 3]
Offering Jack Harrison one hundred grand
2 recruitment heads who sunk Sunderland
It's 3rd choice keepers, when you need some full backs
It's waiting 6 extra months, to give Brendan the sack

 

[Pre-Chorus]
And isn't it moronic?
Don't you think?
A little too moronic
And, yeah, you really should think

[Chorus]
It's a drawn game against Sheffield Wednesday
It's a free ride for players you've overpaid
It's money advice that you just didn't take
And who thought Ayew was a winger?

 

[Outro]
Well, debt has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
Football has a funny, funny way of kickin' you
Kickin' you when your down

Sublime once again.

 

IT'S JUST TYPICAL OF YOU THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

[Oncle Bob]

I am crying with laughter. They just get better and better.

 

We gonna drop down to League One revenue

The debts are getting higher.

 

Hats off to Orangecity23 for this and your other quality contributions.

[orangecity23]

9 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

Sublime once again.

 

IT'S JUST TYPICAL OF YOU THAT'S WHAT IT IS.I

The price of this "gift" is that I can't listen to Don't Speak by No Doubt without it crossing over with the Cas commentry clip in my head. CARN'T SPAAKE,