Tunnock's

[SecretPro]

Thread full of teacake scum. Take your glorified wagon wheel for old ladies and **** off. As bad as Braverman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited 15 November 2023 by SecretPro

[Dahnsouff]

8 minutes ago, RoboFox said:

Big shout out to their coconut cousins the Snowball and Caramel Log. 

 

Taste amazing but make you and everything within a five-foot radius look like a desiccated coconut-covered disgrace when you've finished. 

That battle to not look like a baby just starting on solids is part of what makes them so very special

[Raj]

47 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

You think all major issues have been addressed and then you realise we've barely scratched the surface

This is on par with which side you are on in the Gaza conflict!!

[Finnegan]

4 minutes ago, Raj said:

This is on par with which side you are on in the Gaza conflict!!

 

Don't be ridiculous Raj. One is a deeply complicated and serious political and cultural issue that tears families, communities and lives apart. 

 

The other is a little row in the middle east. 

 

[FoxesDeb]

2 hours ago, Zear0 said:

They're the kind of men who sit down a for a wee.

[Blarmy]

IBTL

[Zear0]

3 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

Present company excepted 

[FoxesDeb]

To be clear I obviously voted for the far superior teacake, it was the sitting down wee that tickled me (well, not literally!) 

[tom27111]

2 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

To be clear I obviously voted for the far superior teacake, it was the sitting down wee that tickled me (well, not literally!) 

 

Told you the cool kids voted teacake 

[Bellend Sebastian]

I've got a friend who lives near the Tunnocks factory and when I got married she sent me a box of teacakes - not the usual 8 or 10, this is a big box with about 50 in - and that remains one of the best days of my life, up there with the brewery tour if I'm honest

[Unabomber]

The caramel wafers are way better wow this is like cats vs dogs all over again 

[FoxesDeb]

12 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

I've got a friend who lives near the Tunnocks factory and when I got married she sent me a box of teacakes - not the usual 8 or 10, this is a big box with about 50 in - and that remains one of the best days of my life, up there with the brewery tour if I'm honest

Which was the better day, the tea cake delivery day or the actual wedding day for which it was the gift?!

[tom27111]

Just now, FoxesDeb said:

Which was the better day, the tea cake delivery day or the actual wedding day for which it was the gift?!

 

Don't ask daft questions 

[Guest Sideshow Faes]

The correct answer is caramel log 

[Zear0]

3 minutes ago, Sideshow Faes said:

The correct answer is caramel log 

I'd ask for you to articulate further but you're probably still trying to release your jaw from the clag. 

[Foxdiamond]

Don't see the point of a teacake without jam 

[Dahnsouff]

The choice of the connoisseur 

 

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Clearly caramel wafer, and I also enjoy a sit down wee every now and then.

[Finnegan]

38 minutes ago, Sideshow Faes said:

The correct answer is caramel log 

 

There's always one 

[Nalis]

Depends what mood I'm in, both great in their own way.

 

Dont care if I have splinters.

[CWC1983]

48 minutes ago, Dahnsouff said:

The choice of the connoisseur 

 

I'd completely forgotten about them.  There's my childhood memories brought back in an instant. 

 

There were a bit fragile, but my word so tasty. 

[Finnegan]

You can spot the old toothless fvcks that can't chew in this poll can't you. Nice tea cake to gum on. 

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 hour ago, FoxesDeb said:

Which was the better day, the tea cake delivery day or the actual wedding day for which it was the gift?!

Can I have a bit of time to think about that?

[Livid]

Forget Israel/Gaza, Ukraine/Russia and this disaster of a government the fact that people are voting for the Caramel Wafer is the biggest outrage in life. 
 

I mean it’s OK but it’s not a tea cake! 

 

 

[tom27111]

Can't believe I didn't realise there's a Tunnocks factory shop just outside Glasgow, off the M74.

 

I've literally been within half a mile of it today.

 

I'll be visiting on my next trip north of the border. 

 

I can take orders if you like?

 

Not for you wafer heathens. Team teacake only.