Mostafa Mohamed

[jayfox26]

We've had wife beaters and racists play for us so let's complete the full set and get a homophobe in. Any pedophiles available that can play centre forward?

[Tuna]

Just now, jayfox26 said:

We've had wife beaters and racists play for us so let's complete the full set and get a homophobe in. Any pedophiles available that can play centre forward?

Who was the racist

[VLC86]

Is part of our scouting criteria for the new striker that they have to be involved in some kind of controversy? 

[VLC86]

Just now, Tuna said:

Who was the racist

Wayne Brown.

[jayfox26]

Just now, Tuna said:

Who was the racist

Wayne Brown

[SouthStandUpperTier]

1 minute ago, Tuna said:

Who was the racist

WB

[Dahnsouff]

Maybe we could get Marcos Alonso for LB too

[kingpower]

looks like we are quite far into Glovers little black book now doesn't it 

[Tuna]

4 minutes ago, jayfox26 said:

Wayne Brown

Thought you were referring to Vardy and the casino incident

[brookfox]

Might be better suited to the Saudi league.

[Vindaloo FOX]

Yes please!!! Been wanting him for some time now 

[Jimbo]

"John, there's rumours that Salah wants out of Liverpool and he's willing to show what he can do in a relegation battle!"

 

"Alright Steve, let me look into it. Are you sure?"

 

"Yeah, I've got it on good authority, I know it's weird and seems beyond the realms of possibility, but it's definitely something we need, he'll really push Wilf for that starting spot as our creative player!"

 

"Ok Steve, I'll make some calls. Are you sure you really want this guy?"

 

" Yes John, I must have Mohammed!"

 

 

A few days later .....

 

"Here you go Steve, I got the guy you said you wanted......"

[BeardyFox]

14 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Thought this would be a fun transfer because of his tree trunk neck, turns out he can't play football and is a homophobe

 

What a morning

Sounds like a visit to see my grandma 

[HitchinFox]

17 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

Definitely matches the criteria for a Cooper forward

 

Excellent. A centre forward that plays like a centre back. Brilliant. 

 

 

[Groby_Blue]

4 minutes ago, Dahnsouff said:

Maybe we could get Marcos Alonso for LB too

And Marco Materazzi. Him and this guy in the same team would be fun. 

[jayfox26]

2 minutes ago, Tuna said:

Thought you were referring to Vardy and the casino incident

Nah wouldn't bad mouth the goat like that 🤣

[StriderHiryu]

[Ryy]

23 minutes ago, deccers said:

Gerrim-oh wait...

 

Not that deep

[LestaLad]

Who tf is he hahahaha

[Bilo]

18 minutes ago, jayfox26 said:

We've had wife beaters and racists play for us so let's complete the full set and get a homophobe in. Any pedophiles available that can play centre forward?

Adam Johnson is without a club and has Premier League experience. 

[VLC86]

It’s all screaming GERRIMIN isn’t it.

[Nick]

This won’t end well.

[frany104]

Who??? Why don’t we actually try and target a decent forward!?

 

and people thought the link to Fofana on loan was bad. 

[Stadt]

Cooper's reputation is so different to his reality.

 

He's apparently a great coach that wants to keep the ball on the deck and build up with short passes whilst being great with youth. The reality is low block, negative football and target men with past it PL proven journeymen or assorted physical nobodies.

[-sodapop]

Please no