General News Thread

[ClaphamFox]

Just now, leicsmac said:

 

Looks like there is. 

The ‘more to it’ possibly being a group of fuel thieves out on the rob unwittingly stumbling into the vicinity of an airforce base that is being heavily monitored by the security services because of a terror threat. There is something so British about it that makes me feel a little patriotic…

[Sol thewall Bamba]

1 minute ago, ClaphamFox said:

The ‘more to it’ possibly being a group of fuel thieves out on the rob unwittingly stumbling into the vicinity of an airforce base that is being heavily monitored by the security services because of a terror threat. There is something so British about it that makes me feel a little patriotic…

Tbf would laugh my arse off if this was true seeing as the Yanks have all jumped in the claim that they are Iranian sponsored terrorists that they've been "monitoring" for ages.

[Free Falling Foxes]

7 minutes ago, ClaphamFox said:

The ‘more to it’ possibly being a group of fuel thieves out on the rob unwittingly stumbling into the vicinity of an airforce base that is being heavily monitored by the security services because of a terror threat. There is something so British about it that makes me feel a little patriotic…

I was thinking that there's also something terribly British about the fact that someone contacts the military police about something suspicious during a period of high alert, and no one picks up the phone.

They had probably gone to put the kettle on.

'Say Bert, was that the phone ringing?'

'Mmmm? Oh yeah. N'mind, they'll call back if it's important'.

[leicsmac]

21 minutes ago, ClaphamFox said:

The ‘more to it’ possibly being a group of fuel thieves out on the rob unwittingly stumbling into the vicinity of an airforce base that is being heavily monitored by the security services because of a terror threat. There is something so British about it that makes me feel a little patriotic…

 

19 minutes ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

Tbf would laugh my arse off if this was true seeing as the Yanks have all jumped in the claim that they are Iranian sponsored terrorists that they've been "monitoring" for ages.

It sounds very much like this is the case and it is rather hilarious to have both the current US administration and their fanboys over here looking even more like mugs than usual. 

[FoxesDeb]

27 minutes ago, ClaphamFox said:

The ‘more to it’ possibly being a group of fuel thieves out on the rob unwittingly stumbling into the vicinity of an airforce base that is being heavily monitored by the security services because of a terror threat. There is something so British about it that makes me feel a little patriotic…

I need this to be the case haha

[ramboacdc]

2 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Sounds pretty stupid to me that you can't come to some kind of agreement after 400 years.

 

Everyone says they want to live in peace, yet so many want to cause conflict. Your rights will ultimately impinge on what someone else considers to be their rights and what you're proud of, someone else will find completely unimportant.

 

If grown adults can't just shake hands and live peacefully together... To me that's the definition of being thick, that is, not unintelligent, but rather a wilful refusal to use your intelligence for the common good.

These folks still bombing eachother over which books from over 2000 years ago they follow. I wouldnt expect the human race to get smarter any time soon. 

[Bellend Sebastian]

Just leave these suitcases by the gates of the base, lads, my cousin works there and does funny hours so no point trying to get  in. 

 

The cases have got his birthday presents in so best wear black clothes and a Bally as you wouldn't want to ruin the surprise, would you? It's a big birthday so I'll give you £80 for doing that. What do you mean I sound like I'm from the Middle East, my name is definitely Elvis, why would I lie about that

[st albans fox]

34 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Just leave these suitcases by the gates of the base, lads, my cousin works there and does funny hours so no point trying to get  in. 

 

The cases have got his birthday presents in so best wear black clothes and a Bally as you wouldn't want to ruin the surprise, would you? It's a big birthday so I'll give you £80 for doing that. What do you mean I sound like I'm from the Middle East, my name is definitely Elvis, why would I lie about that

this could be another proxy event where young men are recruited online and paid to do something stupid/criminal/terror related. But the vans seem too clever for a very simplistic operation with dodgy phone numbers on them. 

[Noahfence]

I’m hearing they were actually just doggers but went to the wrong location

[Zear0]

38 minutes ago, Noahfence said:

I’m hearing they were actually just doggers but went to the wrong location

Pain when that happens tbf

[MrSpaM]

So basically they havnt got enough evidence to charge them with anything 

[leicsmac]

8 minutes ago, MrSpaM said:

So basically they havnt got enough evidence to charge them with anything 

Or they've let them go with an eye to future operations, which indicates their threat can be managed. 

 

Or they're no threat at all from a national security perspective. 

[MrSpaM]

11 minutes ago, leicsmac said:

Or they've let them go with an eye to future operations, which indicates their threat can be managed. 

 

Or they're no threat at all from a national security perspective. 

If they were genuinely hardened terrorists there is absolutely no chance they would release them and risk them running into the street and hurting somebody as soon as they got the chance

[leicsmac]

4 minutes ago, MrSpaM said:

If they were genuinely hardened terrorists there is absolutely no chance they would release them and risk them running into the street and hurting somebody as soon as they got the chance

You would certainly think not. 

[Super_horns]

1 hour ago, leicsmac said:

You would certainly think not. 

Trying to stage some sort of protest and maybe some of these other men allegedly involved got away before being caught

 

Saw this elsewhere which might explain things 

 

“Locals have been told they were just thieves looking for diesel “

Edited 12 hours ago by Super_horns

[Sly]

I was wondering why the arrest photo showed them topless 

 

I am guessing they were undertaking some countryside theft and are currently like WTF! 

[Bellend Sebastian]

12 hours ago, st albans fox said:

this could be another proxy event where young men are recruited online and paid to do something stupid/criminal/terror related. But the vans seem too clever for a very simplistic operation with dodgy phone numbers on them. 

Had they crossed out 'Aziz's Terrorist Cell' and written 'Honest Sean's Plastering" on them? 

 

Cover blown when someone wanted some plastering done and they actually answered the phone

[Trav Le Bleu]

17 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Had they crossed out 'Aziz's Terrorist Cell' and written 'Honest Sean's Plastering" on them? 

 

Cover blown when someone wanted some plastering done and they actually answered the phone

In fairness, it could've been really cold that night and the vans heater was broken.

[Bellend Sebastian]

7 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

In fairness, it could've been really cold that night and the vans heater was broken.

They really didn't dress for it, did they?

 

Amateurs

[Aus Fox]

12 hours ago, Noahfence said:

I’m hearing they were actually just doggers but went to the wrong location

Would be explain why nobody knew Trump had been watching them for a while.

[Trav Le Bleu]

41 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

They really didn't dress for it, did they?

 

Amateurs

Their faces were nice and toasty.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I'm wondering if RAF Fairford was a sting to make the USA look stupid? Admittedly, not difficult, but Rubio and the US insisting that this is still a foreign power acting. Can't imagine they would've been released if any kind of weapons, even a knife, had been found on them or the van.

 

Nice bit of misdirection if so.