Fofana's lost his drive…

[PaulinOx]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/01/chelsea-defender-wesley-fofana-gets-driving-ban-for-speeding-on-hard-shoulder
 

Shame..

[Lambert09]

We’ve got bigger problems 

[phoneticerror]

Who cares. He’s a cvnt.

[bovril]

He is a shithead but he had more talent in his little toe than the current squad put together and was arguably motm in the cup final after Kasper. Ultimately I just want to watch very good players playing for us but that looks like it's in the past now, and the increasingly distant future. 

Edited 1 November 2025 by bovril

[Raj]

2 hours ago, PaulinOx said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/01/chelsea-defender-wesley-fofana-gets-driving-ban-for-speeding-on-hard-shoulder
 

Shame..

Who gives a flying fvck

[splinterdream]

47 points on his licence, imagine the insurance premuim 

[westernpark]

Should be in prison for these offences. Driving recklessly isn’t a joke- it kills people.

[justfoxes]

Racking up his 9th driving offence it’s lucky this entitled knobhead didn’t kill someone with his dreadful dangerous driving !

 

 

 

[ALC Fox]

What a div. The threat of prison if he drives disqualified should hopefully mean he's off the road for a bit. And hopefully the test he has to pass to drive again will be sobering enough that he changes his ways.

[Itsthejoeker]

Surprised he can drive like that with such fragile legs

[Super_horns]

29 minutes ago, ALC Fox said:

What a div. The threat of prison if he drives disqualified should hopefully mean he's off the road for a bit. And hopefully the test he has to pass to drive again will be sobering enough that he changes his ways.

A more high profile player would certainly be getting more criticism and coverage for this .

 

How has he been allowed to act like that so often?

[Sol thewall Bamba]

How's yer leg

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

18 hours ago, justfoxes said:

Racking up his 9th driving offence it’s lucky this entitled knobhead didn’t kill someone with his dreadful dangerous driving !

 

 

 

 

Leilani Dowding of course a mainstay of the Page 3 scene of the early 00s. Iirc her star was on the wane just before the mid-00s boom of Nuts and Zoo, when the discerning lads mag consumer's tastes changed and starlets like Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh were on the rise, dominating the scene for a couple of years. They were basically Messi and Ronaldo.

 

I do often wonder how Dowding would've fared in the 08-2011 period of lads mags where the game had changed once again. Maybe she just played the game in the wrong era.

 

If you're reading this Leilani, hope you're well.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

8 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Leilani Dowding of course a mainstay of the Page 3 scene of the early 00s. Iirc her star was on the wane just before the mid-00s boom of Nuts and Zoo, when the discerning lads mag consumer's tastes changed and starlets like Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh were on the rise, dominating the scene for a couple of years. They were basically Messi and Ronaldo.

 

I do often wonder how Dowding would've fared in the 08-2011 period of lads mags where the game had changed once again. Maybe she just played the game in the wrong era.

 

If you're reading this Leilani, hope you're well.

With today's modern posing techniques and the advancement of digital camera technology, I'm sure she would have flourished.

[Zear0]

41 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Leilani Dowding of course a mainstay of the Page 3 scene of the early 00s. Iirc her star was on the wane just before the mid-00s boom of Nuts and Zoo, when the discerning lads mag consumer's tastes changed and starlets like Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh were on the rise, dominating the scene for a couple of years. They were basically Messi and Ronaldo.

 

I do often wonder how Dowding would've fared in the 08-2011 period of lads mags where the game had changed once again. Maybe she just played the game in the wrong era.

 

If you're reading this Leilani, hope you're well.

Sophie Howard is defo in the Messi/Ronaldo conversation. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

7 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

Sophie Howard is defo in the Messi/Ronaldo conversation. 

 

Howard was my personal favourite by some margin but she didn't dominate the centre spread and conversation like Pinder and Marsh. She was Lewandowski missing out on the Ballon D'Or in the COVID year

[deejdeej]

I was personally a Keeley Hazell fan, and yeah Fofana is a tit too