How Was Your Day?

[SpacedX]

24 minutes ago, Dipak83 said:

I completely lost my shit today because someone didn't give me enough way to turn into my street. Extreme Road Rage comes to mind.

Oh yeah...um, sorry about that. 

[Countryfox]

24 minutes ago, Dipak83 said:

I completely lost my shit today because someone didn't give me enough way to turn into my street. Extreme Road Rage comes to mind.

 

Hoped you managed to get your pants down in time ..

[Stadt]

9 hours ago, Watson said:

Just been up the leaning tower of Pisa. Also got chatting to a guy in the plane queue yesterday and have got his spare ticket to see the rolling stones a few miles away in Lucca. I'm over the moon!

Does he make soap?

[Jattdogg]

Was 33 celsius with a "fees like" temperature of 38 today here in the greater toronto area. Summer going out with a sweaty sack!

[Dipak83]

19 hours ago, Line-X said:

Oh yeah...um, sorry about that. 

 

19 hours ago, Countryfox said:

 

Hoped you managed to get your pants down in time ..

Walked straight into that one.

[Guest Col city fan]

On 9/22/2017 at 10:29, Izzy Muzzett said:

Corporate golf day today near Banbury. The chap who invited me is in hospital so I'm playing with his wife instead 

 

About 50, MILF, nice lass. Teeing off soon and a long day ahead of us. Then an hours drive home together.

 

You never know 

Mate, I'm appalled! What would Mrs Izzy say to this!

 

[Izzy]

8 minutes ago, Col city fan said:

Mate, I'm appalled! What would Mrs Izzy say to this!

 

If she'd actually tried it on I'd probably have ran a mile mate  The fantasy was appealing but the reality is I'm a long suffering loyal husband. My days of fun and excitement are long behind me 

[VLC86]

Woke up at 6am this morning to the sound of my dog taking a sloppy shit on my pillow, happy Monday people.

[Countryfox]

19 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Woke up at 6am this morning to the sound of my dog taking a sloppy shit on my pillow, happy Monday people.

 

I bet it takes some work to train it to do that ....    whats your next project ? ...  teach it to throw up over your breakfast ? ...   

[Yastafox]

Spent 2 hours in Oadby walk in centre last night to be told I’ve got shingles. Slightly painful but staying off work so not all bad!

[Carl the Llama]

10 minutes ago, Yastafox said:

Spent 2 hours in Oadby walk in centre last night to be told I’ve got shingles. Slightly painful but staying off work so not all bad!

I don't know if you know this but @StanSP had shingles a while back.

[Countryfox]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

I don't know if you know this but @StanSP had shingles a while back.

 

... Did he !!!!

[Countryfox]

Bloody hell soon be Christmas !! ...   what do you reckon for my new Crimbo jumper ...

 

 

[VLC86]

1 hour ago, Countryfox said:

 

I bet it takes some work to train it to do that ....    whats your next project ? ...  teach it to throw up over your breakfast ? ...   

Sounds like a plan.

[Carl the Llama]

4 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Bloody hell soon be Christmas !! ...   what do you reckon for my new Crimbo jumper ...

 

 

That's just a screengrab of one of the ads on here  

 

I think it'll suit you CF.

[Countryfox]

16 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

That's just a screengrab of one of the ads on here  

 

I think it'll suit you CF.

I'm getting one ..  

[Jattdogg]

2 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

Woke up at 6am this morning to the sound of my dog taking a sloppy shit on my pillow, happy Monday people.

Ffs thats sick. Animals belong outside. Maybe that should go in the unpopular opinions thread because I know im in a small minority on that one

[VLC86]

5 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Ffs thats sick. Animals belong outside. Maybe that should go in the unpopular opinions thread because I know im in a small minority on that one

Luckily the pillow was on the floor but still.

 

Not sure about outside because the poor guy had a bad stomach and would never normally do it in the house but shouldn't be in the bedroom but it's either that or not sleep due to the other ****er howling.

[Jattdogg]

6 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Luckily the pillow was on the floor but still.

 

Not sure about outside because the poor guy had a bad stomach and would never normally do it in the house but shouldn't be in the bedroom but it's either that or not sleep due to the other ****er howling.

good thing he didnt shat on your face. Hope he feels better soon.

[Buce]

3 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

Woke up at 6am this morning to the sound of my dog taking a sloppy shit on my pillow, happy Monday people.

 

The sound?

 

The smell wasn't a clue, then?

[VLC86]

28 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

The sound?

 

The smell wasn't a clue, then?

You know how when you are fast asleep you don't tend to smell things but if you hear a really loud wet fart you instantly wake up? Yeahhhh, that.

[Countryfox]

1 minute ago, Costock_Fox said:

You know how when you are fast asleep you don't tend to smell things but if you hear a really loud wet fart you instantly wake up? Yeahhhh, that.

 

He's got a point Bucey ....    Every time Mrs CF does a loud wet fart I wake up immediately.   

[ozleicester]

 always a crappy day when the news starts with a story.. "It was warmer in London than Perth today"

 

Also on day three of my attempt to go seven days of only posting positive stuff on social media... tough going

Edited 25 September 2017 by ozleicester

[Jimothy]

3 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

You know how when you are fast asleep you don't tend to smell things but if you hear a really loud wet fart you instantly wake up? Yeahhhh, that.

It's amazing that I can sleep through anything, but if my cat starts yakking up in the house at any time of night I'm out of bed quicker than Usain Bolt!

[Countryfox]

 

Watched a good friend of mine competing at the Invictus games ...    Sadly he came last ...   too many chips Jamie lad !!

 

Chatting to my mate in the pub tonight ...   His Ryanair flight was cancelled ...   Guess what his job is and who he works for ...   Go on have a guess !! ...    You couldn't make it up !!