What grinds my gears...

[Vacamion]

Geordies saying "we" (/"wuh") instead of "us" or "our"

It's "wor", is it not? As in the famous "wor Jackie".

[Vacamion]

I swear Geordies affect that stupid accent anyway. Nobody can possibly speak like that.

A Geordie is what happens when a Viking breeds with a turnip...

[AKCJ]

Knobheads that replace the "fan" in "fantastic".

 

Someone today described his pathetic facial hair as "mo-tastic". I had to tell him what an absolute melt he was.

[AKCJ]

That girl power Virgin Media advert where a mum shows her daughter a Youtube propaganda playlist of famous ladies singing and playing football. Completely neglects showing her any videos of men doing the same things but better, which is a shame.

 

 

Could you imagine the uproar from not only women but pathetic blokes if there was something similar for little lads and their dads?

 

Wounds me up that. It's why I don't believe in feminism. Hundred percent behind equalism but feminism isn't about equality.

 

 

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[Nalis]

Knobheads that replace the "fan" in "fantastic".

Someone today described his pathetic facial hair as "mo-tastic". I had to tell him what an absolute melt he was.

Guy in my work keeps saying Scantastic when scanning something. It was fine the first time.

Motastic is pretty shit alright.

[Mike Oxlong]

Guy in my work keeps saying Scantastic when scanning something. It was fine the first time.

Motastic is pretty shit alright.

If it has a lid close it on his fingers and shout Slamtastic

[Mike Oxlong]

Knobheads that replace the "fan" in "fantastic".

 

Someone today described his pathetic facial hair as "mo-tastic". I had to tell him what an absolute melt he was.

Next time you get intimate with the other half shout "fannytastic"

Dareya

[Dr The Singh]

If it has a lid close it on his fingers and shout Slamtastic

Punch him in the face and say punchtastic

[Mike Oxlong]

Punch him in the face and say punchtastic

Chew his ear off and shout Munchtastic

[Dr The Singh]

Next time you get intimate with the other half shout "fannytastic"

Dareya

Who says his other half is a women, apperantly she has a bigger cock then me and you put together

[Izzy]

I had to tell him what an absolute melt he was.

I'd love to know where the term 'melt' comes from. Don't remember it as a kid so it must be newish. Guessing it's cockney and comes from a film or something? And what the fvck does 'melt' mean anyway!

[Unabomber]

It means **** @@Izzy Muzzett

[Izzy]

It means **** @@Izzy Muzzett

Ah, got it! Thought so. Cheers Una

[DB11]

I'd love to know where the term 'melt' comes from. Don't remember it as a kid so it must be newish. Guessing it's cockney and comes from a film or something? And what the fvck does 'melt' mean anyway!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=melt Take your pick

[Stadt]

tuna and cheese melt

[AKCJ]

Who says his other half is a women, apperantly she has a bigger cock then me and you put together

 

 

My ex has a bigger cock than me and it's slap bang in the middle of her forehead.

 

[Danizen]

Knobheads that replace the "fan" in "fantastic".

 

Someone today described his pathetic facial hair as "mo-tastic". I had to tell him what an absolute melt he was.

You're doing the lord's work, mate.

[AKCJ]

When people waste your time telling a pathetic story and, upon realisation that said story is shit say; "You had to be there".

 

SO WHY DID YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT YOU SCROTE?

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

When people waste your time telling a pathetic story and, upon realisation that said story is shit say; "You had to be there".

 

SO WHY DID YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT YOU SCROTE?

 

That's as bad as "you look like someone I know that you've never heard of and will never meet"

 

Great. Fvck off.

Edited 24 November 2015 by Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo

[Vicki Vixen]

That's as bad as "you look like someone I know that you've never heard of and will never meet"

 

Great. Fvck off.

I would find that quite reassuring.

I bet nobody has ever said that to Iain Dowie.

[ScouseFox]

That's as bad as "you look like someone I know that you've never heard of and will never meet"

 

Great. Fvck off.

 

someone once said this to me, i looked like their mate's best mate. their mate was my best mate. they were telling me i looked like me. no shit. 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

The gobby bint in my office ranting "They're doing work on the Trident nuclear fingy £6 billion, but they're not giving homeless money. Absoluteleh disgusting" then sits there eating fvcking carrots with her mouth open. Fvck off you useless turd

[Rincewind]

Did you like her before she said that?

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

No. She's a massive over-opinionated shitbag with a complete lack of understanding of politics (that doesn't deter her from spouting her useless views off all day), always has to have the last say in any sort of debate. She's a hypocrite, claiming she doesn't trust any mainstream media yet she'll happily cherry-pick whatever headlines put down the Conservatives any day of the week. She's hugely into conspiracy bullshit and goes on about vaccines killing people all the time and how there's no way we ever landed on the moon and how the FBI invented ISIS and all that other garbage. You can't say anything though as she just gets louder and louder and is best buddies with the boss so will get away with it.

 

She also spends 30 minutes every morning eating porridge and the rest of the time is usually chatting with people in another office, making private phone calls or playing on her phone. I hate her more than anyone else I've ever met and it's really making me want to leave this shitty job

[Rincewind]

But apart from that you love her?