Corky Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." Yes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week. Brilliant Daggers
The Reverend Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gifYes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week. My hat is off. That is brilliant Daggers
Ric Flair Posted 29 August 2008 Author Posted 29 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." Yes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week. The Max Gradel of posts that is. You can shag my wife for that.
Corky Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 I think even Mr Clemence himself would laugh at that one Daggers.
Bryn Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." Yes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week. Outstanding.
Daggers Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 I should have pointed out that he'd be sold loose - because you'll never find him in the box. Wahey!
Dr The Singh Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 I should have pointed out that he'd be sold loose - because you'll never find him in the box.Wahey! I want one!!!
Father Ted Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." Yes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week.
Thracian Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." Yes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week. Another Lifeblood of FoxesTalk classic. There should be a Dags Army teeshirt. :D
Rich Fox Posted 29 August 2008 Posted 29 August 2008 HAHA.I heard it was around christmas time. Chrisstmas 2069 hopefully
fox123 Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 Coming to a Clubshop near you this Xmas Kids! Relive that glory year of the 2007-2008 season with the special Captain Fantastic plastic action man.Remember the great game Clemence had? Recapture the moments against Coventry by placing him in a dominating position in the middle of the lounge attacking the chair near the door. Relive his other games by placing him somewhere in the house, forgetting about him and then asking your Mum if she has seen him anywhere, sometime around the end of the season.Remember his injury? Remove parts and lose them - recreate his long, drawn out return from injury by not letting anyone in your house know anything about him. Buy the Oakley doll and just play with it instead. It's far better.Pull the chord in his back and the Stephen doll will utter such phrases as: "We have to make the Walkers a fortress!" "We are confident that we can turn things around!" "We were then hit by a sucker-punch just before half-time and despite dominating possession and playing some good football after the break, we were let down by our final ball in to the box which proved to be the difference between winning and losing the game." "They were keen to impress their new manager but I thought we weathered the early storm. However, the dodgy penalty hurt us and after that I thought we were always chasing the game." "It's been another frustrating couple of weeks, which typifies our season so far" "I know a lot of you made the effort and took time out of your busy schedules to come along and support us and that's why it would have been great to come over to you at the final whistle with three points in the bag." "Everyone is devastated and I really do feel for the fans." Yes! It's the toy you simply can not afford to not be without in this division!Get to the Clubshop early, they will be snapped up at the bargain price of ONLY £750,000and a Premiership-style salary every week. Not usually a fan of your posts, but I must take my hat of for that one!
Unabomber Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 Daggers you have too much time on your hands, but that is what makes your posts so great.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 Looks like Clemence is the new Hammond, he was listed as (ankle) on the Sky Sports website in the preview to the Cheltenham game.
Mickey O'Neil Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 What i'd like to know is, is this a new injury that's keeping him out or still the injury that ended his season back in April? Heard him tell the Birmingham players that he had an infection in his leg & there was something else wrong as well..bloody forgotten
fox123 Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 I just notised Craigadams22 was viewing that, maybe he is looking for his next sale on Ebay! The Clemence Doll!!
iancognito Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 Brilliant work This or the disguise Max thread are absolute killers.
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