Weak people feel pressure

[Zingari]

Well I’m a fully qualified watcher of the Jeremy Kyle Show and I think the only way to sort this fecker out is the lie detector test

Nobody fools Jezza

[LCFC_FAN_1995]

:worship: Anyone know his shirt number?

[Libertine]

Well I'm a fully qualified chipnotherapist and I clearly noted Jermaine desperately looking to the ground for discarded chips. Unfortunately Michael Johnson had bagged them all earlier in the day.

[Houdini Logic]

Put the cocky git in here and then see how 'strong' he really is...

[Bob Weasel Fox]

i am a qualified "dog shit collecter" and i swear hes just seen some shit on the floor

[Babylon]

Well I'm a fully qualified chipnotherapist and I clearly noted Jermaine desperately looking to the ground for discarded chips. Unfortunately Michael Johnson had bagged them all earlier in the day.

[Zingari]

Well I also happen to be a fully qualified people watcher and I'm sure I recognise that as classic coquettish flirtation

[Leicester Bob]

Hated him and hated his attitude before he joined Sven's revolution now I think only weak people do not like Jermaine Beckford!

[CupidStunt]

sorry to burst everyone's bubble

but as someone who has a relation who is a psychologist i would like to point something out that i have been taught....

Look at his eyes.

At the exact time he says there is no pressure he looks down. An Absolute sign that someone is not telling the truth is that they look down when answering the question/responding. He wants people to BELIEVE there is no pressure.. i mean we have had a frantic last day looking for our 20 goal a season striker.. why would their be any pressure!?) He does it briefly when saying weak people feel pressure so he isnt being 100% truthful when he says that and then big time looks down again when stringer asks him ' do you believe that'

Put it another way.. this is the Person Beckford WANTS us to believe he is...

What a load of old bollox's, Is that what your missus does when you ask her she has been last night,

watch the next video of him talking, he does exactly the same thing

Beckford's gonna smash some goals in, thats what i believe

[Vlad the Fox]

sorry to burst everyone's bubble

but as someone who has a relation who is a psychologist i would like to point something out that i have been taught....

Look at his eyes.

At the exact time he says there is no pressure he looks down. An Absolute sign that someone is not telling the truth is that they look down when answering the question/responding. He wants people to BELIEVE there is no pressure.. i mean we have had a frantic last day looking for our 20 goal a season striker.. why would their be any pressure!?) He does it briefly when saying weak people feel pressure so he isnt being 100% truthful when he says that and then big time looks down again when stringer asks him ' do you believe that'

Put it another way.. this is the Person Beckford WANTS us to believe he is...

Maybe Tanner was sitting cross legged on the floor and he was looking at him. :

[CupidStunt]

Maybe Tanner was sitting cross legged on the floor and he was looking at him. :

or maybe Stringer had his cock out with excitement

[thybluefox]

CBA to quote that post, but that's BS. If anything, looking down is a sign of being submissive. It's lateral eye movements that are linked with someone lying.

[Vlad the Fox]

or maybe Stringer had his cock out with excitement

Thats why he was smirking.

[Brown Fox]

We now have two absolute arseholes up front in Beckford and Nugent who will piss the opposition team and crowd off no end..... LOVE IT!

[Rusko187]

We now have two absolute arseholes up front in Beckford and Nugent who will piss the opposition team and crowd off no end..... LOVE IT!

Haha like the good old days of Savage... Only there's 2 of them this time!

Edit: Out of curiosity.. How much would it cost to have that line printed on the back of a shirt?

[Callabinho]

This Is the kind of striker we need.

[Legend_in_blue]

Maybe NM felt the pressure would be too much following a £6.5m price tag on his head?

Anyway, we need attitude players in our team. We have a few now. No more lovey-dovey Fryatt's.

I like.

[sphericalfox]

I am a fully qualified Hypnotherapist and looking down isn't a lateral eye movement that is common in lying. Looking to the left is constructing a thought, image or sound that's essentially made up. Beckford's still a LAD.

He was looking to the left and down... I guess he was constructing a lie then. His indecisiveness to the answer straight away suggests this too.

To the rest of people analysing him lets nit pick him before he plays for his character as there's plenty of prior evidence that there'll be plenty of more things people will hate/love him for.

[MC Prussian]

He hasn't even played a competitive game for us and people are already dissecting his eye movements.

[StarFox]

Love this quote.

To get out of these league, we have to stop feeling sorry for ourselves and do the job the team are paid to do.

NO MORE EXCUSES!!!!!

[somebum]

OH EM GEE.

JERMAINE LOOKED AT THE FLOOR. HE'S A FOOKING LIAR. TERMINATE CONTRACT.

sake.

He's not saying that, he's merely pointing out that deep down not even Beckford believes it. The sheer scale of mass hysteria surrounding this signing comes as no surprise.

[MC Prussian]

He's not saying that, he's merely pointing out that deep down not even Beckford believes it. The sheer scale of mass hysteria surrounding this signing comes as no surprise.

Please point me in the direction of the "mass hysteria" you're talking about - I'd love to participate. Event culture rules (see London riots).

[Master Fox]

Weak people don't understand..... LCFC.

Yep.

Here we go, we have lift off!

[Phube]

sorry to burst everyone's bubble

but as someone who has a relation who is a psychologist i would like to point something out that i have been taught....

Look at his eyes.

At the exact time he says there is no pressure he looks down. An Absolute sign that someone is not telling the truth is that they look down when answering the question/responding. He wants people to BELIEVE there is no pressure.. i mean we have had a frantic last day looking for our 20 goal a season striker.. why would their be any pressure!?) He does it briefly when saying weak people feel pressure so he isnt being 100% truthful when he says that and then big time looks down again when stringer asks him ' do you believe that'

Put it another way.. this is the Person Beckford WANTS us to believe he is...

I am a fully qualified Hypnotherapist and looking down isn't a lateral eye movement that is common in lying. Looking to the left is constructing a thought, image or sound that's essentially made up. Beckford's still a LAD.

You're all talking crap! The font of all truthfulness says so, nothing to do with eyes see below!

[Trav Le Bleu]

All the best sporting great are arrogant. Ali, Schumacher, Senna, Woods - if you don't believe that you're the best thing since sliced bread, then how can you expect anyone else too?

EDIT: Phube - QI frequently present theory and opinion as fact to suit their own ends and trick the "contestants". A good program, but I've given up taking as gospel anything it says.