Poakey Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 Pissed myself laughing at the signs all the way home today. No fuel. No fuel. Popped past the station near my house, and NO UNLEADED. Good fooking thing I drive a diesel! Pissed myself as my car gulped down the diesel goodness and numerous car drivers with no literacy skills (see no unleaded sign) angrily race out of the forecourt wasting their precious fuel in bad gear changes. Knowing that I'll get at least another 300 miles out of that half tank makes me a smug coont. I'm sorry to say I am, but it's true. I'm sure some of you knew this already. No, I just think your a twat.
Legend_in_blue Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 Some people are being incredibly dense over this whole situation.
sphericalfox Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 No, I just think your a twat. Thanks for the share. I think you are absent of humour and the ability to understand satire. If I drove a petrol car, I'm be as pissed as everyone else that morons can't withhold their need to follow each other like sheep.
Finnegan Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 spherical you really do make a lot of friends on here.
sphericalfox Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 spherical you really do make a lot of friends on here. I can't win really. Must one of Col City's mates.
Daggers Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 I certainly wasn't panicking as I filled my car up in fact I was extremely calm and contented considering I'd had to queue, That joke was really funny around 11:25pm yesterday.
davieG Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 That joke was really funny around 11:25pm yesterday. I thought it was yesterday, where's that Getting Old topic.
Daggers Posted 30 March 2012 Posted 30 March 2012 I thought it was yesterday, where's that Getting Old topic. I don't know, but I need it because this is the post I was trying to quote: I heard there was a beer shortage. We should all panic buy.
Haydos Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 What happens when a guy actually wants and needs a tank of petrol? **** his life.
Jon the Hat Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 The definition of panic now seems to be filling your car up instead of putting a tenner in.
sphericalfox Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 I've read an article that infers that in the Conservatives weren't using the 'imaginary fuel crisis' as a means for the British public to have further unjustified dislike for the Unions, but were actually trying to unify the country through the citizenry testing of public queuing. There has been a serious lack of public queuing from grown adults, except at the entrances to Job Centres. David Cameron is trying to bring us altogether in an orderly fashion. Nothing says unity than sitting in a queue and nodding or shaking your head in disdain to why it's taking so long. You might find it convoluted, but I'm starting to look forward to the bread crisis. I loves me a bit of queuing!
Guest Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Does it really matter if you run out of petrol on a monday or a wedensday? Just a good reason for a couple of extra days off work/school. Perhaps when there is a crisis OAPs and unemployed should be banned from buying petrol - by law. asylum seeking immigrants too.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 The definition of panic now seems to be filling your car up instead of putting a tenner in. It does? My definition would be filling up unnecessarily. I filled up today, having run the car to almost empty over the past two weeks. No queues, nothing. Having a brain has finally paid off.
I am Rod Hull Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Does it really matter if you run out of petrol on a monday or a wedensday? Just a good reason for a couple of extra days off work/school. Perhaps when there is a crisis OAPs and unemployed should be banned from buying petrol - by law. asylum seeking immigrants too. When we do run out of petrol, we should get them to push us around. Crisis over..
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 A Durex spokesman has stated that condoms are in short supply, and may run out, due to the panic buying of petrol. :rolleyes:
Rincewind Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Some people are using more condoms and stock piling when visiting their bit on the side to save using more petrol with more journeys.
Daggers Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Petrol should be prioritised for the better drivers - so banning young people, old people and women from buying any should be an immediate focus.
The People's Hero Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 I'm going to panic buy a bottle of gin and then I'm going to panic drink it all night long.
Matt Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Jermaine Beckford - He was a panic buy by Sven. I thought he'd turned the corner, maybe not.
The People's Hero Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Jermaine Beckford - He was a panic buy by Sven. I thought he'd turned the corner, maybe not. Problem is he's not making his own luck.
Matt Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Problem is he's not making his own luck. Correct, standing in the middle of the pitch refusing to run isn't going to get him goal is it. Run forward, dig in, get the ball, have a shot, He might be lucky, he might score, not going to do that feeling sorry for himself in the middle of the pitch is he?
The People's Hero Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 Correct, standing in the middle of the pitch refusing to run isn't going to get him goal is it. Run forward, dig in, get the ball, have a shot, He might be lucky, he might score, not going to do that feeling sorry for himself in the middle of the pitch is he? He's not been in the luck-making laboratory enough. I tell you what though, when he discovers the formula and makes some luck, I'll buddy up to him and learn the secrets! Thank god that luck isn't just a concept, based on chance! Thank the lord that we can just make it to be conjured up and used! Oh valuable commodity, please be mine!
Matt Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 He's not been in the luck-making laboratory enough. I tell you what though, when he discovers the formula and makes some luck, I'll buddy up to him and learn the secrets! Thank god that luck isn't just a concept, based on chance! Thank the lord that we can just make it to be conjured up and used! Oh valuable commodity, please be mine! Ok let's go back to your lottery ticket scenario you made in the match thread. Hopefully i'll win the lottery tonight, i've not bother to go to the shop to get a ticket but hopefully i'll win.... Compare it to Beckford...I hoped he'd score today, but he wasn't bother to run, get the ball and have a shot. See the similarity? To quote the phrase 'You don't buy a ticket, you won't win the raffle'.
Dr The Singh Posted 31 March 2012 Posted 31 March 2012 He's not been in the luck-making laboratory enough. I tell you what though, when he discovers the formula and makes some luck, I'll buddy up to him and learn the secrets! Thank god that luck isn't just a concept, based on chance! Thank the lord that we can just make it to be conjured up and used! Oh valuable commodity, please be mine! Your so sexy!!
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