Captain... Posted 2 June 2013 Posted 2 June 2013 Was just drifting off to sleep and having sort of lucid dreams, I was at an airport and I saw these 2 old women and I went over to help them and offer some advice. They looked at me and asked me if I believed in God, I said no why? Well we thought you might be an angel sent to guide us, because you are dressed in white and trying to help, and when you were on the cross you were looking towards us. I was wearing a white shirt, but the second comment confused me, and they pointed into the distance and I was suddenly on a cross arms outstretched and my whole body glowing and turning into light. I woke up my whole body was tingling in a sort of post orgasmic way and I had goosebumps and my hair standing up on my arms. I have seriously never felt anything like it. I do often have weird vivid dreams, but never anything like this. So have I been touched by god? Or was it just the extra slice cheese before bed?
Captain... Posted 3 June 2013 Author Posted 3 June 2013 Lay off the weed Haha, not touched it for years.
Harry - LCFC Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 As a fervent atheist I'm going to say no. I've had intense dreams before about various things and woke up immensely releaved when I realised certain things didn't happen when I dreamt they had. The mind is powerful and capable of generating virtually any scenario. Human thought is quite exceptional really, I'm always amazed by what it can achieve. Anything you've been doing recently that might spur these kind of thoughts in your sleep or was this out of the blue?
Captain... Posted 3 June 2013 Author Posted 3 June 2013 As a fervent atheist I'm going to say no. I've had intense dreams before about various things and woke up immensely releaved when I realised certain things didn't happen when I dreamt they had. The mind is powerful and capable of generating virtually any scenario. Human thought is quite exceptional really, I'm always amazed by what it can achieve. Anything you've been doing recently that my spur these kind of thoughts in your sleep or was this out of the blue? I've been to a couple of weddings in the last week, but neither were religious or in a church, I did wear a white shirt for both though. But I can't think of anything that might have triggered it. Orgasm? Wet dream???? I did check, but I was dry as a bone down there.
Mike Oxlong Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 Did the shirt pass the Danny Baker doorstep challenge?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 Scary! I'd also put it down as a vivid dream. It sounds as if you've come on here and posted this immediately after waking up whilst your dreams still fresh. If everyone did the same I bet there'd be some equally as weird ones! Are you on champix?
MooseBreath Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 Probably something to do with not showering. That tingling, that's just what being caked in dirt and slime feels like. Having just woken up I cam report at least the last section of my nights dreaming. It consisted of repeatedly blowing ants off a carton of innocent fruit smoothie, and then drinking from said carton. Earlier, I stood in a queue waiting to enter a co-op store behind four women who looked Turkish or Greek. They were all a bit chavvy and I could see one if their nipples as she bent down. Strangely, this gave me an erection and the women saw my erection and when I ran off, embarrassed, they chased me into a park until they caught me and proceeded to measure my penis. Thankfully they where impressed enough to call it "big". Then when I went back to the co-op to browse houses for sale a pretty dark skinned student and her blonde friend were giving me the eye, presumably having heard about my sizable appendage. Sadly the dream seemed to end at that point.
Finnegan Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 I always thought you were a bit up yourself but full on Jesus complex? Get help.
Kyle_Le_Don Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 It was a spiritual experience maybe even a spiritual awakening. There's a saying something like seek not abroad but within. I've had a few spiritual experiences, amazing feelings. I believe the cheese thing is a myth anyway, its supposed to actually help you get sleep. There's a spiritual forum if you want to check it out. You might find the answers your looking for there rather on here.
cambridgefox Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 I always thought you were a bit up yourself but full on Jesus complex? Get help. Dressed in white.sounds like the man from Del Monte.When God was approached he said" I deny all these claims of touching CPF and just can't wait for this nightmare to end,and get on with my life.......ah wait its within my powers to change history.Think I might toss him off rather than touch"
MikeyT Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 Was just drifting off to sleep and having sort of lucid dreams, I was at an airport and I saw these 2 old women and I went over to help them and offer some advice. They looked at me and asked me if I believed in God, I said no why? Well we thought you might be an angel sent to guide us, because you are dressed in white and trying to help, and when you were on the cross you were looking towards us. I was wearing a white shirt, but the second comment confused me, and they pointed into the distance and I was suddenly on a cross arms outstretched and my whole body glowing and turning into light. I woke up my whole body was tingling in a sort of post orgasmic way and I had goosebumps and my hair standing up on my arms. I have seriously never felt anything like it. I do often have weird vivid dreams, but never anything like this. So have I been touched by god? Or was it just the extra slice cheese before bed? Every other celeb seems to be at it, so may as well be him too!
johnny the fox Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 Was just drifting off to sleep and having sort of lucid dreams, I was at an airport and I saw these 2 old women and I went over to help them and offer some advice. They looked at me and asked me if I believed in God, I said no why? Well we thought you might be an angel sent to guide us, because you are dressed in white and trying to help, and when you were on the cross you were looking towards us. I was wearing a white shirt, but the second comment confused me, and they pointed into the distance and I was suddenly on a cross arms outstretched and my whole body glowing and turning into light. I woke up my whole body was tingling in a sort of post orgasmic way and I had goosebumps and my hair standing up on my arms. I have seriously never felt anything like it. I do often have weird vivid dreams, but never anything like this. So have I been touched by god? Or was it just the extra slice cheese before bed? I once had a bad pint like that..
Horibbly Wrong Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 I can confirm that it was definately God. My most vivid dream was about rolling a bogey down the road
Guest Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 It's a classic "I want to have sex with my mother" dream. 2 old women Persil whiter than white shirt a cross - self punishment for the thoughts. It's either that or you were anally probed by aliens (Moosey would probably be able to answer your questions about that better than me).
MooseBreath Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 It's a classic "I want to have sex with my mother" dream. 2 old women Persil whiter than white shirt a cross - self punishment for the thoughts. It's either that or you were anally probed by aliens (Moosey would probably be able to answer your questions about that better than me). I must admit my first thought was alien anal probing. The airport is significant as it represents flight, the aliens would have flew you away in a spacecraft. The old women were actually alien nurses, intentionally entering your mind to make you think it was just a dream. The cross is merely the position the aliens put you in before they lube you up and ram the probe into your anus. From there the orgasm is self explanatory really. Most people report feelings of pain and discomfort, but clearly CPF got an immense amount of enjoyment from it.
Captain... Posted 3 June 2013 Author Posted 3 June 2013 Scary! I'd also put it down as a vivid dream. It sounds as if you've come on here and posted this immediately after waking up whilst your dreams still fresh. If everyone did the same I bet there'd be some equally as weird ones! Are you on champix? Yeah I posted as I woke up, I'm not on champix or anything, had some crazy dreams on Malaria tablets once, but nothing like this.
Charl91 Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 In my dream, the whole world had blown up, and there was 6 left of us on a spaceship (which didn't even have any walls) attached by thin wire/hooks. I was Chandler Bing from Friends, and the rest of the crew were from How I Met Your Mother. It was bloody scary because the rope that attached us kept coming undone and you had to cling on while you tried to re-attach it to stop yourself getting sucked into space. Then some douchebag cyborg came along and systematically tried (and succeeded) to kill us all one by one and throw us into space. Was pretty mean. For some reason, we were also breeding spiders on the ship. I hate spiders. Woke up at 3 and it took me a while to realise it wasn't real. Then for the rest of the night, I dreamt that I was Eric Cartman, trying to rob a jewellery store while also taking a course in philosophy. It was a weird night for dreams; i'm sure some dream analyst would have a field day.
Guest Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 In my dream, the whole world had blown up, and there was 6 left of us on a spaceship (which didn't even have any walls) attached by thin wire/hooks. I was Chandler Bing from Friends, and the rest of the crew were from How I Met Your Mother. It was bloody scary because the rope that attached us kept coming undone and you had to cling on while you tried to re-attach it to stop yourself getting sucked into space. Then some douchebag cyborg came along and systematically tried (and succeeded) to kill us all one by one and throw us into space. Was pretty mean. For some reason, we were also breeding spiders on the ship. I hate spiders. Woke up at 3 and it took me a while to realise it wasn't real. Then for the rest of the night, I dreamt that I was Eric Cartman, trying to rob a jewellery store while also taking a course in philosophy. It was a weird night for dreams; i'm sure some dream analyst would have a field day. I think we can be sure that this wasn't a religious experience.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 3 June 2013 Posted 3 June 2013 As good a reason as any to roll this out... and in answer to your query - cheese.
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