wight88 Posted 27 June 2013 Share Posted 27 June 2013 Not embarrasing but a footie story nonetheless. It was saturday and I was working all day and couldn't get to the game. It got to 1 o'clock and I thought fook this so I legged it from work, grabbed a taxi home, got the driver to wait whilst I got changed, and then went for a couple of beers before the game. This was the match when we lost again (I think 2-0 to Sheff United) and fans were baying for MON to get the sack. There was a pitch invasion and much uproar with protestations etc. The next day the Mail on Sunday produced an article about how Leicester fans rioted and went on the rampage - it was back page of the paper with a huge photo and there was my ugly mug smack in the centre as clear as day making my way from Pen 1 onto the pitch. The problem was my boss was a mail reader and I got a bollocking on the Monday morning. I still have that paper article today. Was it the mail? We were on the front of the goals pull out in the next days news of the world, about 15 of us looking for all the world like we're on an unstoppable rampage when in fact we were stood at the front of pen 1 with about 200 old bill right in front of us, headline something like 'Foxes go on Rampage' . Had to answer a few questions off the folks that morning hahaha! You weren't the big lad with the floppy fringe were you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisNedry Posted 27 June 2013 Share Posted 27 June 2013 At a home game about 4 or 5 seasons ago, I dropped my unopened chocolate bar down into the row below. So I bent down and grabbed it after a few seconds of fumbling for it. I then quickly turned and stood up, not noticing that a bloke was waiting to get past to the stairs, I ended up faceplanting into his in his never regions. Afterwards I looked behind me and a group of lads were giving me BJ signals. Was embarrassing at the time but funny to look back on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 27 June 2013 Share Posted 27 June 2013 Not me but my mate being dragged out at Rotherham away by two stewards with his cock hanging out his flies was a sight to behold. Can't actually remember if was Tranmere or Rotherham actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solihullfox Posted 27 June 2013 Share Posted 27 June 2013 Not me but my mate being dragged out at Rotherham away by two stewards with his cock hanging out his flies was a sight to behold. Can't actually remember if was Tranmere or Rotherham actually. You make that sound as though your mate (people often hide behind a "mate"in circumstances like this) had his cock out at both Tranmere and Rotherham and you just can't remember at which ground "he" was actually escorted out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan LCFC Posted 27 June 2013 Share Posted 27 June 2013 My most embarrassing one was qpr away in 09. We all did the 'ohhhhhh twat you're shit ahhhhh' followed by about a minutes worth of 'AAAAHHHHHH'. I joined in with one of these but my voice went extremely high pitched and very loud. I was on the back row and the next few rows looked back at me pissing themselves and making gestures as though my balls hasn't dropped yet. Had enough of them happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 27 June 2013 Share Posted 27 June 2013 Plymouth at home a few seasons ago when we scored a very late winner. I collapsed and had to be wheeled down the stairs by St. John's ambulance staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 You make that sound as though your mate (people often hide behind a "mate"in circumstances like this) had his cock out at both Tranmere and Rotherham and you just can't remember at which ground "he" was actually escorted out of. Matt why on earth did he have his cock hanging out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 Matt why on earth did he have his cock hanging out? He was absolutely wankered, kept blocking the aisle and the steward said you're out next time etc etc... 2 mins later he wanders into the aisle again singing 'cocks out if you love Leicester'. Two guys grab him and take him down, they didn't even notice his piece was still hanging out his trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 28 June 2013 Author Share Posted 28 June 2013 Matt why on earth did he have his cock hanging out? He'd just scored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonnieTodger Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 Not me, but my Dad told me a good story. I think in the 80s, we were playing Burton in an FA Cup "replay", after the first game was abandoned, whilst we were 6-0(?) up after a missile hit Burton's keeper and Warnock subsequently went mad and managed to get the game replayed. The replay was at The Baseball Ground, a ground big enough to house a larger number of Leicester fans than previous. Derby fans took the opportunity of Leicester being housed in their stadium and in the bottom tier of a stand behind the goal. Derby fans were throwing whatever they were holding; down into the Leicester section - coins, bottles, stones, plastic etc. My Dad said it was "raining shit". Eventually something larger than most of the objects hit him on the back of the head and instinctively he shouted "Argh ya bastard". Everyone nearby, turned heads. His mate picked up the object and said "Steve, it's ok it's a cheese cob". He still claims it's the most stale bit of bread, he's ever come across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cv6 fox Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 When we were at filbert street, a ball came over the old filbert street stand. My mates dad ran for ball and tried to blast it back into the stadium. He hit it and managed to hit the only open window at the time and smashed it sending glass showering everywhere! Worst still he had another go and still couldn't get the ball over! A few peeps laughing too which didn't help his embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fazzyfox Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 Vs Southampton early 80's, me and my mate were chatting and not really watching the game when we looked up and saw the ball looping from a speculative shot into what appeared to be an unguarded net. We leaped up and had the usual goal celebration stance and then wondered why no one else was celebrating. Obscured by one of the old main stands pillars was Peter Shilton catching the ball with ease. With what seemed like the whole stand staring at us my mate quickly sat down and left me pointing at the pillar then pointing at my eyes like marcel marceaux on steroids, thinking I could explain to several thousand people in mime why we'd celebrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayfox Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 When we were at filbert street, a ball came over the old filbert street stand. My mates dad ran for ball and tried to blast it back into the stadium. He hit it and managed to hit the only open window at the time and smashed it sending glass showering everywhere! Worst still he had another go and still couldn't get the ball over! A few peeps laughing too which didn't help his embarrassment. open window? smashed glass? nah dont believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitesh Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 At Filbert Street, I was about 7 or 8, got up to cheer something, went to sit back down, but me being the silly kid I was, forgot that the seat went back up and you have to pull it back down. So I went straight down, arse on the floor. Similar seating mishap vs Scunthorpe on the night we got presented the League One trophy. Was standing on the seat, lifted the wrong leg up first to get down and my foot that was left on the seat was closest to the backrest, so gravity worked its wonders and my foot went straight through and was stuck in between the seat and the backrest. Haha - remember both very well What about the swimming pool one?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stix Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 Some crackers in here. Great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cv6 fox Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 open window? smashed glass? nah dont believe you. And? That's your opinion. It happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayfox Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 And? That's your opinion. It happened. i meant of he found the only open window?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 28 June 2013 Share Posted 28 June 2013 Haha - remember both very well What about the swimming pool one?? That wasn't embarrassing. I was quite proud of that. This was when Liverpool were at Leicester at Filbert Street. Gary McCalister was playing. He took a dive so me being quite young shouted in my unbroken voice amongst some deathly silence 'this isn't a swimming pool!'. At the time, I thought it was quite witty and proceeded to sit back down without a care in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnerz Posted 30 August 2013 Share Posted 30 August 2013 I got a womans fake nail embedded in my lip against Ipswich at home when Sturridge bagged the equaliser, blood everywhere, never did tell anyone how I got a cut lip at football.Another incident was in the 03/04 season, one of our strikers missed a sitter and standing up I swung my fist in anger only to connect flush with the poor old lady in front of me's head. Never did see her after that, I hope shes ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc81 Posted 30 August 2013 Share Posted 30 August 2013 I think it was against burnley, joey gudjohnson had the ball on the half way line. He was moving forward with the ball, there is one of those moments where everything goes quite. Joey unleashes, the guy in front says loudly, 'that is the sh*ttest pass I've ever seen', joey scores a worldy, everyone goes mental. When it quitens down a little all his mates rip him ruthlessly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakemoore Posted 30 August 2013 Share Posted 30 August 2013 Watford at home back in 2003 I think! I was 10/11 and the Watford fans were singing "yellow army" and I shouted out loud, in the middle of the kop "Thierry Henry, he plays for aresenal" - to be fair, they sound the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Falling Foxes Posted 30 August 2013 Share Posted 30 August 2013 Many, many moons ago I obviously hadn't been paying much attention to the match when I srceamed at a city player for 'passing back'. The fact it was now the second half had completely past me by. Loads of piss-taking by my mates and worse, I could hear someone muttering something along the lines of 'Tell him they swop ends at half time'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyFromLE Posted 31 August 2013 Share Posted 31 August 2013 Me, my dad and brother had moved our tickets for a Manchester United match. It was in the 90's and can't remember which season. We sat at the Filbert Street end behind the goal. Anyway. My dad isn't the biggest of chaps, neither is he the type for violence. But. When we scored he jumped up with joy and perhaps more importantly with clenched fists, and upper cutted a large skin head lad behind us. My dads face was a picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 August 2013 Share Posted 31 August 2013 I also threw a fist at the ref at Filbert Street and punched the man in front really hard in the side of the head. Once the blokes either side of him picked him up he stumbled his way out of the crowd, I thought he might be going to get a burger or something but I never saw him again, someone told me he collapsed and died that evening. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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