Guest MattP Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Didn't seem to cut much ice with the cab driver when i knocked one out in back seat earlier.
cambridgefox Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Didn't seem to cut much ice with the cab driver when i knocked one out in back seat earlier.or over that tramp!
Guest MattP Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 or over that tramp! That's an idea. Ken would approve.
Captain... Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Well it is more of a reason than I normally need, Youporn here I cum.
purpleronnie Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 or over that tramp! A meal and a drink, that's one lucky tramp.
Vacamion Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 I can't be arsed with this. I'm too tired. I have a headache. Why does it always have to be about SEX? "Mother Nature" is visiting. Can't we just cuddle? I thought I wanted to, and now I don't. We already did it last week. Or was it last month? I'm not in the mood because I haven't shaved my legs / plucked my eyebrows / washed my genitalia I'd rather have a nice cuppa tea just now, thanks. The kids can hear. The neighbours can hear. My parents can hear. Our parents can hear ( ) You only want me for my body. We have no contraceptives. I am wearing the wrong underwear. It would ruin these nice clean bedsheets. I'm watching a very interesting thing about cats on You Tube I've had an exhausting day. Maybe later. Errr. No. Put that thing away. I wanted to earlier, but you were asleep. You haven't shaved. You shaved, and I didn't want you to. What's that poking into my back? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kitchandro Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Well it's raining outside so it seems like a no brainer.
Zingari Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 National Orgasm Day is just another scam.They saw you coming !
Parafox Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Ooooooohhhh.. Ahhhhhhhhh... yesssssss....!!! Now I have to wait a whole year.
kingfox Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Yesterday was National Cheesecake day, I have some left over. Might as well experiment.
Parafox Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Yesterday was National Cheesecake day, I have some left over. Might as well experiment. Mask a pony?
AoWW Posted 31 July 2013 Author Posted 31 July 2013 I see what you did there. It was so cheesy I camembert it.
Danizen Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 I didn't know it was National Orgasm Day. I'll have to tell my girlfriend she has to at least sound convincing, tonight.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 I wonder how many gallons I have ejected over the years?
Danizen Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 I wonder how many gallons I have ejected over the years? Of what? Hand cream?
MC Prussian Posted 31 July 2013 Posted 31 July 2013 Of what? Hand cream? He doesn't specify too much. Could be going both ways.
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