Britons have the worse sex in Europe (Switzerland have the best)

[Webbo]

People in the UK rate their sexual performance and the quality of their sex lives lowest out of thirteen European nations

YouGov surveyed thirteen European nations on their sexual experiences and found that British people lead relatively varied, if not satisfying, sex lives.

At the top of the ranking in both self-rated sexual performance and the quality of their sex lives is none other than Switzerland, the federal republic better known for the skiing and tennis abilities of its inhabitants than their sexual prowess. Nevertheless, 21% of Swiss people reported their sexual performance to be generally "excellent", and an equal amount gave the same rating to the quality of their sex lives. 

In comparison, the United Kingdom came out at the bottom of both rankings. Only 11% of UK adults think they excel at sex and a sobering 21% say the quality of their sex lives is "not at all good" - the most of any nation surveyed.

 

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/06/20/britons-worst-sex-europe/

 

 

[I am Rod Hull]

I`d rather have a cup of tea and a biscuit nowdays 

[z-layrex]

I think my virginity has grown back tbh.

[MC Prussian]

Well, what can I say...?

[21st Century Fox]

AND we're banning porn!!!

[Webbo]

Well, what can I say...?

I want to know what you're putting in those Toblerones 

[BoneDog]

When I was a player in the 90's, female Britishers were receiving the best sex in the world. It was a happy place.

[MC Prussian]

I want to know what you're putting in those Toblerones 

I shall not disclose the true provenance of our highly-rated nuts.

 

I've sworn an oath.

[21st Century Fox]

I want to know what you're putting in those Toblerones 

 

I totally read that wrong and assumed you were getting at some Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithful Mars Bar shenanigans. (Toblerone would be brutal)

[Webbo]

I totally read that wrong and assumed you were getting at some Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithful Mars Bar shenanigans. (Toblerone would be brutal)

[Captain...]

...and people complain about immigration, get more European lasses over here and we'll all be having better sex and more of it.

 

Although having read the "how to keep the wolves from the door" thread, I'm thinking the women aren't the problem.

[21st Century Fox]

 

That really depends how good your aim is.

[Dr The Singh]

I'm moving to switzeeland

[Dr The Singh]

That's where we've been goign wrong, we've been too busy fingering fudge!!

[Yojoe36]

This is self-rated.

 

So basically this means we're honest.

 

It's like a self measured penis survey. Everyone's cock is >7 inches.

[Webbo]

This is self-rated.

 

So basically this means we're honest.

 

It's like a self measured penis survey. Everyone's cock is >7 inches.

I know what you mean. I don't believe any man has more than 4 inches.

 

 

Have they? 

[Mike Oxlong]

I know what you mean. I don't believe any man has more than 4 inches.

Have they?

We are just referring to the glans I take it.

[purpleronnie]

I know what you mean. I don't believe any man has more than 4 inches.

 

 

Have they? 

[Mike Oxlong]

With the stamina shown by MC Prussian in the Why do you hate Pearson thread it's easy to see why the Swiss come out top!

[Trav Le Bleu]

Perhaps we should try having sex in a different continent then?

[Bob Weasel Fox]

I think sex is a race - I always come first

I've given several very average ladies the best 30 seconds of their lives

I've got 3.5 inches of solid manhood

[Bayfox]

i find my sex very satisfying.

my wife on the other hand may beg to differ.

[Parafox]

I've got 12 inches.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't use it as a rule.

[Orkneyfox]

At least we remember who we shagged!

[Fox42]

Not surprised with the women we've got here...

Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole...