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What does Nigel Pearson do on transfer deadline day?

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'Hi Billy, Nigel here. I am calling about your interest in Wes Morgan. He says your 'thing' with Natalie Jackson has gone too far and he won't come near you until you see a 'specialist'. Sorry old boy'.

 

'Ay up 'Arry, I hear you're looking for a striker? Well there was this lad we had last season who's right up your street. His first name's Marko.....sounds exotic and exciting, right?'

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I reckon he's sat on his sofa with a cup of tea watching Gladiator on Blu-ray 

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I hear he has been torturing Wasil in his basement whist wearing high heels, a leather gimp suit and a Yann Kermorgant mask

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Spends all day watching footage from the conference south division looking for his next big signing

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Stays at home in his feng shui orientated living room in deep reflection and meditation, mentally preparing for the weekly absurdity of Stringer's post match interview.

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Reads his e-mails but doesn't respond.

 

Switches his phone off.

 

Laughs with Shakey.

 

Has a voodoo doll of Gavin Ward. Accompanying a dartboard with his face on. 

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Sits making plans on how he can get stringer on his own.

 

So he can head butt him for 2hrs solid for all the stupid fvcking questions he's asked.

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What phone does Nigel have? I'm guessing a Nokia 402 with 1 of those cases you can strap to your belt

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