Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 He makes up posts on this forum, while eating crisps and a twix.
Bluetintedspecs Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 His stylist pops round, that do takes time and effort you know!
Jace Posted 31 January 2014 Author Posted 31 January 2014 He makes up posts on this forum, while eating crisps and a twix. Pearson is cityfanlee?
Woollett's Wellies Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Catches Beagrie in the street, pushes him to the ground and, standing over him says.... " I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he polish that forehead or just buff it?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a No. 5's forehead, and the most powerful nut in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Unabomber Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 In all seriousness this is probably the most accurate shout.
chapero82 Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Watching skysports and pranking Fulham Sitting there doing a dr evil laugh
Collymore Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 he just goes to his secret trainer room at home, fully naked. this room is 100ft square with glass cabinets all around the outside with a collection of trainers dating back to the beginning of the trainer. Its rumored a single LA gear trainer gives access to the room (a bit like those secret books you pull out in a bookcase) but good luck picking the correct one out of the 1000s in his shoe cupboard. He goes in to the room and says "pleasure" to each trainer. This takes hours and he normally does this at least once annually, hence transfer deadline day to remind himself...
RarFox Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Goes to Jamie vardy's transfer deadline day party
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 He watches the complete Carry on film box set. While again eating crisps and a twix.
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Looking on eBay for some deadline day trainers Buy it now of course.
Simonb Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 He loans out 'prolific' forwards to stop wigans play off push
DennisNedry Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Browses for new tracksuits at Sports Direct. If he finds one he likes, he would describe the experience as 'pleasing'
Mike Oxlong Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Puts a new picture of Kermo on his dartboard.
Mike Oxlong Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Rings Peter Taylor for advice on new signings.
sylofox Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 Sits jerking off knowing we are top and spent fvck all.
Arriba Los Zorros Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 That's easy, he doesn't sell Knockaert
johnny the fox Posted 31 January 2014 Posted 31 January 2014 This is a no Brainer... he sits in his office and has a massive belly laugh at the desperate loser's trying to save their jobs.. his old mate Bry at leeds has got the boot.very tragic..
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