Rincewind Posted 17 May 2015 Posted 17 May 2015 What would be your nickname if you were in prison? http://en.what-character-are-you.com/d/en/2209/result/13593.html# If the first don't work try this Mine is Big Daddy You nickname in prison would be Big Daddy! Even though you might look pretty tough on the outside, everyone knows that they've got nothing to worry about. You're a very friendly, happy-go-lucky sort of person, and while you do use your size when you have to, you'd much rather sit around playing cards and telling jokes with your friends.
ozleicester Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 Scarface... Your face can tell a story all of its own and your many dark bruises and scars tell of a very dark past! You've seen a lot, been through both good and bad times - prison is a new chance for you to finally start over.
Guest Bilo Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 I'm reasonably confident that I wouldn't be called Scarface.
Carl the Llama Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 Apparently I'm also a scarface. In other quiz news my ideal item of clothing is apparently the little black dress.
Alf Bentley Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 I'm reasonably confident that I wouldn't be called Scarface. You would be after I cut you up with the little knife that I smuggled into my cell. You nickname in prison would be Gangsta-MC In prison, you would definitely play the role of the entertainer. You're exactly the sort of person that they need to brighten up prison life with a little music and plenty of jokes. There's something about you that makes even the most cold-hearted of thugs smile!
Jon the Hat Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 got stuck on the first question, as I cant imagine myself being in Prison for any of those things.
Rincewind Posted 18 May 2015 Author Posted 18 May 2015 I said armed robbery because I will never earn enough money to pay enough tax that is worth avoiding. Would not do drugs or the other one. But saying that I would not do armed robbery but it sounded the most exciting. After the first question I calmed down and became timidand repentant answering writing poetry, reading and making friends with the guards.
Alf Bentley Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 got stuck on the first question, as I cant imagine myself being in Prison for any of those things. It's true that the crimes cited are all variants on theft and substance abuse. What could you imagine yourself being in prison for? Some serious violence?
Jon the Hat Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 It's true that the crimes cited are all variants on theft and substance abuse. What could you imagine yourself being in prison for? Some serious violence? I could maybe at least justify that for some reason I could possible be guilty of violence under extreme pressure or provocation, whereas the list available I find impossible to believe could ever happen. Am I taking this too seriously?
Alf Bentley Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 I could maybe at least justify that for some reason I could possible be guilty of violence under extreme pressure or provocation, whereas the list available I find impossible to believe could ever happen. Am I taking this too seriously? Maybe you don't need a prison nickname, as Jon the Hat sounds like a gangster name..... "Jack McVitie John McVitie was a tough, hard man. He was better known as Jack 'The Hat' because he was never ever seen without his trilby. He was losing his hair and couldn't bare to let anyone see his bald patch. Rumour has it that he didn't even take it off to have a bath! He could handle himself in a scrap and wasn't afraid to speak his mind. The problem was he was usually out of his mind on drink or drugs." http://www.thekrays.co.uk/mcvitie.htm Any relation? Might be a relation of NP, judging by the "he could handle himself" comment! (Just noticed the amusing homophone "he couldn't bare")
Alf Bentley Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 Hugh Janus If any two-faced arsehole takes the piss out of that nickname behind your back, I'd just turn the other cheek.
Webbo Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 When I first got sent down my nickname was tightarse. Not anymore
Jon the Hat Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 Maybe you don't need a prison nickname, as Jon the Hat sounds like a gangster name..... "Jack McVitie John McVitie was a tough, hard man. He was better known as Jack 'The Hat' because he was never ever seen without his trilby. He was losing his hair and couldn't bare to let anyone see his bald patch. Rumour has it that he didn't even take it off to have a bath! He could handle himself in a scrap and wasn't afraid to speak his mind. The problem was he was usually out of his mind on drink or drugs." http://www.thekrays.co.uk/mcvitie.htm Any relation? Might be a relation of NP, judging by the "he could handle himself" comment! (Just noticed the amusing homophone "he couldn't bare") My secret is out.
Dr The Singh Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 When I first got sent down my nickname was tightarse. Not anymore Daughters can do that to you!!!!
DB11 Posted 18 May 2015 Posted 18 May 2015 Baby Face! There's just something about you that looks so young and innocent. But underneath you're really one sly old dog. Behind your cute face and charming smile, there's a dark and incredibly clever mind that's just waiting for the right time to strike. You are sure to have both the guards and your fellow inmates wrapped around your little finger.
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