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The "i dont understand it when...." Thread

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Jeremy Kyle show, when they do the DNA results at the end.

 

Can't they do it at the start, cut out the shit at the front (where they rant)?

 

Would decrease the viewing time very quickly.

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How Katie Hopkins is a TV personality. Just saw that there will be a new programme about her 'ruling' the world by TLC channel. Shame on them. 

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How Katie Hopkins is a TV personality. Just saw that there will be a new programme about her 'ruling' the world by TLC channel. Shame on them.

Wish she'd run away to Syria

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When my neighbours, who have a perfectly good back garden, put their paddling pool out in the street so everyone can look at their children naked/in their underwear. At least put them in swim wear and what's wrong with in your garden anyway!

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Dont understand why people think I care about their kids.

Bit annoying people ask you a question like 'Isnt he adorable?' when taking about someone's baby. I just cant do fake sincerity.

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Dont understand why people think I care about their kids.

Bit annoying people ask you a question like 'Isnt he adorable?' when taking about someone's baby. I just cant do fake sincerity.

When people bring their kids round is fvcking horrible. I never have a clue what to say.
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Dont understand why people think I care about their kids.

Bit annoying people ask you a question like 'Isnt he adorable?' when taking about someone's baby. I just cant do fake sincerity.

I think that's usually a rhetorical question to which you're supposed to just smile and say "yeah". They're not really asking for you to critique the child's appearance like "well no actually look at his face, he's like a fisher price man, a weird little boy".

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My cousin brought her toddler round the other day and after she left me alone with it for 10 minutes I found myself talking to it about my favourite use of bread

Thanks foxes talk

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Why my work colleague keeps booking us in the daft town of Machynlleth as opposed to practically buzzing in comparison Aberystwyth. I reckon I'm going to drop myself after work one of these days.

The same work colleagues opinion on people's kids is hilarious. Everyone's kid is great according to their parents yet he says the average parent spends their day thinking 'you little s**t'

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Dont understand why people think I care about their kids.

Bit annoying people ask you a question like 'Isnt he adorable?' when taking about someone's baby. I just cant do fake sincerity.

I've had it at work where people from another department parade their new baby around the office. The sociopath in me wants to shout "congratulations you are fertile, get back to work", instead I have to just attempt a fake smile.

Babies have no personality are either noisy or silent

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When people bring their kids round is fvcking horrible. I never have a clue what to say.

I used to be like that. Then we had two kids of our own and now it's fvcking horrible 24/7. And I still don't have a clue what to say lol

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When my neighbours, who have a perfectly good back garden, put their paddling pool out in the street so everyone can look at their children naked/in their underwear. At least put them in swim wear and what's wrong with in your garden anyway!

 

 

Why would you look at naked children anyway?

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