Premier League Season 2016-17 Stuff it in here.

[limeydale]

Would that be the  B/ull   shite plan?

[Sharpe's Fox]

Looks like Kane is off to the hospital to be diagnosed with a sprained ankle and a serious case of mental retardation.

[Dr The Singh]

I can honestly say Sunderland are doggo, ll

[weller54]

Just now, Sharpe's Fox said:

Looks like Kane is off to the hospital to be diagnosed with a sprained ankle and a serious case of mental retardation.

Broken fetlock? 

[yorkie1999]

So januzaj gets sent of for basically the ref missing the shirt pulling on him.

[The Horse's Mouth]

I'm not the fashion police or anything but what the piss are Sunderland wearing 

[Matt]

2 minutes ago, weller54 said:

Broken fetlock? 

 

Very good.

 

[Dr The Singh]

1 minute ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

I'm not the fashion police or anything but what the piss are Sunderland wearing 

Your right, your not the fashion police, otherwise you had a case to arrest those feckers for Crimea against fashion

[limeydale]

what's Moyes doing trying to remember what comes after 3?

[weller54]

They shoot Horse's don't they? 

[tyfox]

16 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

Looks like Kane is off to the hospital to be diagnosed with a sprained ankle and a serious case of mental retardation.

I actually spat my drink out reading that. Bravo mate bravo

[Corky]

That Spurs fan will be furious that they are only winning 1-0 now. He'll surely want Man City to win the title because they score loads of goals.

[limeydale]

26 minutes ago, weller54 said:

They shoot Horse's don't they? 

Sometimes the "DON" orders their head cut off

[Matt]

Dave Jones of Sky Sports really doesn't like Leicester does he?

 

The other week he started Super Sunday by saying something like "Doesn't take long for the cream to rise to the top" (Or something along those lines, I've forgot exactly, I did quote it in this thread).

 

And now he just made the comment "Well they [Tottenham] took Leicester all the way last year, narrowly missing out, but they're up there already again this year"...Erm well, no, they didn't take us all the way and you could argue they missed out by quite a way really, I certainly wouldn't call it narrowly missing out...

[weller54]

4 minutes ago, limeydale said:

Sometimes the "DON" orders their head cut off

Nah.. Leave that.. Kane's is far too ugly! 

[jammie82uk]

38 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

So januzaj gets sent of for basically the ref missing the shirt pulling on him.

Yeah this is the same ref that was giving out penalties like confetti for shirt pulling a few weeks ago 

[Corky]

6 minutes ago, Matt said:

Dave Jones of Sky Sports really doesn't like Leicester does he?

 

The other week he started Super Sunday by saying something like "Doesn't take long for the cream to rise to the top" (Or something along those lines, I've forgot exactly, I did quote it in this thread).

 

And now he just made the comment "Well they [Tottenham] took Leicester all the way last year, narrowly missing out, but they're up there already again this year"...Erm well, no, they didn't take us all the way and you could argue they missed out by quite a way really, I certainly wouldn't call it narrowly missing out...

I know we all viewed it differently because we were involved but the reality is that we hardly gave them a chance. The closest they got after March 5th was five points. We actually got the required points at Sunderland on April 10th.

[CanadianFan]

Anyone else notice Harry Kane sucking his thumb like a big baby when they were wheeling him off on a stretcher? Hahaha.

[Matt]

Just now, Corky said:

I know we all viewed it differently because we were involved but the reality is that we hardly gave them a chance. The closest they got after March 5th was five points. We actually got the required points at Sunderland on April 10th.

 

Exactly, so i'm not sure where this twat (Who I actually used to like but since becoming the main football presenter seems to have turning into a top 4 worshiping willy puller) is coming from.

[HighPeakFox]

6 minutes ago, Matt said:

 

Exactly, so i'm not sure where this twat (Who I actually used to like but since becoming the main football presenter seems to have turning into a top 4 worshiping willy puller) is coming from.

It's easily explained. It's called 'sucking the biggest commercial cock'.

[FrankieADZ]

the thing with Rooney as well, to me anyway he seems to just slow everything down, i think a good number of his passes together went backwards, hes been pretty rubbish performance wise for a while now too imo and as already said you dont hardly see anyone poo pooing it, i guess its the england captain effect or something

[weller54]

49 minutes ago, CanadianFan said:

Anyone else notice Harry Kane sucking his thumb like a big baby when they were wheeling him off on a stretcher? Hahaha.

Let's hope it's nothing trivial! 

[Jimothy]

 

Anyone think he's realising earning £50k extra a week can't replace playing alongside your mates

[ARTY_FOX]

Just now, Facecloth said:

 

Anyone think he's realising earning £50k extra a week can't replace playing alongside your mates

He can come home in January. All will be forgiven N'Golo I promise! 

[Donut]

2 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

 

Anyone think he's realising earning £50k extra a week can't replace playing alongside your mates

That really is a bizarre quote for someone to come out with, even more so when youre a new player in a team and your job is pretty much to compliment the more skillful offensive players

 

Is that a genuine quote?