'Killer Clowns'

[GaelicFox]

Are clowns a race ? 

 

Will fcuking Bono start singing about loving Clowns again ? 

 

Will Joanna Lumney launch a clown appeal? 

 

I say we should pause hunting foxes and turn the horse backed toffs , hounds and guns on Clowns ! 

 

 

[Guest Col city fan]

5 hours ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

this gimmick is hilarious 

Wouldn't have expected anything else from horse....

Who the fook actually does this and why?

Have kids got nothing better to do?

[Jon the Hat]

one should resist beating someone scaring kids until it is clear they are not a kid themselves.  That is all.

[Unabomber]

So what is going on? 

[VLC86]

Just had a message from a neighbour saying that one has just stood at the side of Hospital lane in Blaby. Fully expecting to see them as road kill on the drive to work tomorrow.

[ScouseFox]

58 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

So what is going on? 

yeh i wanna know this too. people are dressing up as clowns cos they think it's funny and there's at least 4 or 5 comments in this thread saying "someone will end up getting killed". wtf that seems a pretty big step from fancy dress to murder. 

[VLC86]

1 minute ago, ScouseFox said:

yeh i wanna know this too. people are dressing up as clowns cos they think it's funny and there's at least 4 or 5 comments in this thread saying "someone will end up getting killed". wtf that seems a pretty big step from fancy dress to murder. 

Arseholes running after people wearing clown suits with weapons.

[SystonFox]

Can't wait to read about the first clown death

[GaelicFox]

37 minutes ago, SystonFox said:

Can't wait to read about the first clown death

And raise a beer to his demise 

[Carl the Llama]

It's only a matter of time before they start teaming up and we see people being chased by knife-wielding pantomime horses.

[ozleicester]

8 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

It's only a matter of time before they start teaming up and we see people being chased by knife-wielding pantomime horses.

 

Such angry, very mad, wow.

 

and just think... they can fit hundreds into just one car  

[ElusiveEd]

Saw one at LFE services tonight.

 

He beeped his horn at me and his bumpers, roof and doors fell off.

 

That's gonna cost him.

[Rocket-Ron]

8 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

Just had a message from a neighbour saying that one has just stood at the side of Hospital lane in Blaby. Fully expecting to see them as road kill on the drive to work tomorrow.

I went to throw a bucket of confetti at him, but he rode of on his miniature bike before I got there.

[Danizen]

I thought I saw one on the Saff, last night but it was just a smack head, wearing a tracksuit.

[LeicesterBran]

Does anyone think these clowns will **** off after halloween ? But, they are really some sad individuals going round chasing people with weapons and going to schools. I bet if these twats came to Saffron Lane, Northfields, Highfields etc then they would probably get stabbed.

[Bellend Sebastian]

11 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

Just had a message from a neighbour saying that one has just stood at the side of Hospital lane in Blaby. Fully expecting to see them as road kill on the drive to work tomorrow.

The people of Blaby love stuff like this - they convinced themselves Maxine Carr was living in their midst (she wasn't)

 

[GaelicFox]

These are some of the sightings of clowns in the UK in a week: 

 

9

Epidemic? Our map shows how many places across the country have had reported sightings of the clowns

Bracknell: Leah Woodcock saw a clown peeping through a restaurant window as she ate with friends on Sunday night. 

Crawley, West Sussex: Residents report seeing people with clown masks 'lying in wait' on street corners as they prepare to chase adults and children down the streets. 

Manchester: On Sunday night, two separate incidents of two clowns jumping out at people as they stopped their cars outside a shopping centre were reported, with one woman claiming one jumped on her car bonnet. 

County Durham: A clown jumped out at four young children, aged 11 and 12, on their way to school.

Manchester: Children were left 'petrified' by a person driving through the streets wearing a clown mask.

Gloucester: Six reports were made of pranksters dressed as clowns wielding knives, following people or acting suspiciously.

Greater Manchester: A clown was spotted ambling down a street wearing a hockey mask and covered in 'blood' in the middle of the day in Ashton-under-Lyne  

Plymouth: A man posted a video online showing him being confronted at night in the town by a clown armed with a hammer. There have been other report of people dressed as clowns, including one near a school bus.

Newcastle: There have been several reports of a knife-wielding clown in a Teeside village where a mother and daughter were reportedly chased by one.  

Liverpool: A clowns social media account sharing images of schools in Liverpool on Friday, with scared youngsters also spotting them. Police presence increased outside several schools on Monday in response to apparent threats made by the clowns the week before. 

Dundee: Police were called to a park after eight youngsters in clown masks were spotted frightening motorists in the area.

Sheffield: Workers in Sheffield spotted a clown on a mobility scooter.

Leeds: Tom Jackson, 18, a first year student at Leeds Beckett University said he was 'very scared' when he saw a man dressed as a clown near an underpass in Leeds at 4.30am on Friday.  

Essex: Two young girls on their way to school were approached by a pair of male clowns in a black van who invited the girls to a birthday party. The girls fled in terror.

Caernarfon, North Wales: A passenger in a passing car spotted a clown near a kids playground at night. 

Walsall: A driver posted footage of a clown trying to get into her car, also claiming he had followed her into a pub and stared at her for five minutes before leaving. 

Norfolk, Norwich: A 30-year-old man dressed up as a clown has been arrested after jumping out on a lone woman in a park and chasing her. The man was arrested in connection with Public Order offences after screaming at the female victim on Sunday. He was given a caution.

Chorley, Lancashire: A clown lurked outside a home for 15 minutes before a grandmother shouted for it to 'p*** off'. 

Leicester: A woman claims she gave birth at eight months after a teenage clown jumped out and scared her, causing her to go into early labour. Mother and baby are said to be doing well. 

Watford, Hertfordshire: At 3.30pm on Sunday October 9 two children riding their bears up to Harebreaks were beeped at by a car which had a clown holding a butter knife in who shouted 'I'm a clown with a knife' 

Sandy, Bedfordshire: According to Clown Spotted UK on Facebook a picture was shared on Monday, October 10, of two clowns in nearby woods, one allegedly with a chainsaw.

Carmarthen, Wales: The social media page also showed one in the town centre of Carmarthen.

 

[TiffToff88]

According to "Spotted: Syston" on facebook (Highly reputable of course) there was one hanging around at Tesco in the town last night.

[foxy boxing]

6 minutes ago, GaelicFox said:

These are some of the sightings of clowns in the UK in a week: 

 

9

Epidemic? Our map shows how many places across the country have had reported sightings of the clowns

Bracknell: Leah Woodcock saw a clown peeping through a restaurant window as she ate with friends on Sunday night. 

Crawley, West Sussex: Residents report seeing people with clown masks 'lying in wait' on street corners as they prepare to chase adults and children down the streets. 

Manchester: On Sunday night, two separate incidents of two clowns jumping out at people as they stopped their cars outside a shopping centre were reported, with one woman claiming one jumped on her car bonnet. 

County Durham: A clown jumped out at four young children, aged 11 and 12, on their way to school.

Manchester: Children were left 'petrified' by a person driving through the streets wearing a clown mask.

Gloucester: Six reports were made of pranksters dressed as clowns wielding knives, following people or acting suspiciously.

Greater Manchester: A clown was spotted ambling down a street wearing a hockey mask and covered in 'blood' in the middle of the day in Ashton-under-Lyne  

Plymouth: A man posted a video online showing him being confronted at night in the town by a clown armed with a hammer. There have been other report of people dressed as clowns, including one near a school bus.

Newcastle: There have been several reports of a knife-wielding clown in a Teeside village where a mother and daughter were reportedly chased by one.  

Liverpool: A clowns social media account sharing images of schools in Liverpool on Friday, with scared youngsters also spotting them. Police presence increased outside several schools on Monday in response to apparent threats made by the clowns the week before. 

Dundee: Police were called to a park after eight youngsters in clown masks were spotted frightening motorists in the area.

Sheffield: Workers in Sheffield spotted a clown on a mobility scooter.

Leeds: Tom Jackson, 18, a first year student at Leeds Beckett University said he was 'very scared' when he saw a man dressed as a clown near an underpass in Leeds at 4.30am on Friday.  

Essex: Two young girls on their way to school were approached by a pair of male clowns in a black van who invited the girls to a birthday party. The girls fled in terror.

Caernarfon, North Wales: A passenger in a passing car spotted a clown near a kids playground at night. 

Walsall: A driver posted footage of a clown trying to get into her car, also claiming he had followed her into a pub and stared at her for five minutes before leaving. 

Norfolk, Norwich: A 30-year-old man dressed up as a clown has been arrested after jumping out on a lone woman in a park and chasing her. The man was arrested in connection with Public Order offences after screaming at the female victim on Sunday. He was given a caution.

Chorley, Lancashire: A clown lurked outside a home for 15 minutes before a grandmother shouted for it to 'p*** off'. 

Leicester: A woman claims she gave birth at eight months after a teenage clown jumped out and scared her, causing her to go into early labour. Mother and baby are said to be doing well. 

Watford, Hertfordshire: At 3.30pm on Sunday October 9 two children riding their bears up to Harebreaks were beeped at by a car which had a clown holding a butter knife in who shouted 'I'm a clown with a knife' 

Sandy, Bedfordshire: According to Clown Spotted UK on Facebook a picture was shared on Monday, October 10, of two clowns in nearby woods, one allegedly with a chainsaw.

Carmarthen, Wales: The social media page also showed one in the town centre of Carmarthen.

 

and the oulook for today is mild clowns in scotland and in southern England there will be a hurricane of clowns in all the major cities, with wales just experiencing a small shower of clowns. that is your clown weather for today?

[GaelicFox]

5 minutes ago, foxy boxing said:

and the oulook for today is mild clowns in scotland and in southern England there will be a hurricane of clowns in all the major cities, with wales just experiencing a small shower of clowns. that is your clown weather for today?

Chance of frozen clown in the East Midlands over night and as clown clouds roll in off the the Irish Sea there the possibility of a light scattering of clowns along the welsh border 

 

that's it from the clown forcast for today 

[VLC86]

58 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

The people of Blaby love stuff like this - they convinced themselves Maxine Carr was living in their midst (she wasn't)

 

I remember that, seamed a bit weird and I feel sorry for the people who lived there if it wasn't her but in all seriousness how do you know it wasnt? 

[Bellend Sebastian]

27 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

I remember that, seamed a bit weird and I feel sorry for the people who lived there if it wasn't her but in all seriousness how do you know it wasnt? 

The fact that that person bore not even a passing resemblance to Maxine Carr (other than that she was a woman as well) and appeared in the Mercury saying words to the effect of I don't know what's wrong with these twats, why is this happening, convinced me that it wasn't her.

 

Basically a woman moved into a house, and someone decided to start a rumour that it was Maxine Carr, and it was far more fun for everyone (except the woman, of course) to run with it and not check if it was true.

 

I do wonder how many of these clown sightings did involve someone actually dressed as a clown being seen by someone

 

 

[Rocket-Ron]

1 hour ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

The people of Blaby love stuff like this - they convinced themselves Maxine Carr was living in their midst (she wasn't)

 

You hate Blaby don't you Bell!!

[MPH]

People over here are starting to catch on that its actually a 'good' disguise for comitting crime - someone has robbed a bank dressed as a clow, another has molested a child. too many other examples to share!

[Bellend Sebastian]

5 minutes ago, Rocket-Ron said:

You hate Blaby don't you Bell!!

I've nothing against it!  It's probably a perfectly pleasant place to live.

 

It's at a slight disadvantage in that all I know about it is it's where they spread a rumour that Maxine Carr moved in, and in fairness, that's the sort of thing that could happen in any small community.  I'm from Anstey originally, and I can quite imagine something like that happening there.

 

What makes it worse is I only know one person from Blaby, and I'm sure it's an unfortunate coincidence, but she's exactly the sort of person that would revel in an unfounded rumour, so it's always sort of stuck with me that it's a place that people talk shite as a hobby