BMR Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 The Mirror (yes we know, very reliable) has claimed that the axing of the chicken burger has caused the dressing room unrest! Can it be true that this £1.99 burger with fries and a coke is the reason that we are playing so badly! Have the players downed tools when forced to have pasta ??? We want our burgers back or we wont play!
foxfan92 Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 I think this maybe it. Forget the tinkering tactics, the inability to suitably replace Kante, the bizarre messages about training and tactics being changed and chopped leaving players confused, the hoofing the ball up the pitch and no plan B for when things go wrong ... This season's sharp downward spiral is all down to the club menu being changed ... because being denied a chicken burger at work has been proven to have such a huge impact on how you perform. (It was the cause of the Great Depression don't you know? And every recession since.)
Mickyblueeyes Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 Jesus Christ. Do the players not cringe when they read this stuff.
foxes_rule1978 Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 if I was on a 100 grand plus a week I'm sure that wouldn't bother me too much . I think I could go without
Tuna Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 “They may take our Chicken Burgers, but they’ll never take our freedom! ”
China Black Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 This is just getting stupid. This is just like the story at Man Utd a few years ago where they took chips off the menu and apparently the players had a hissy fit over it.
filbertstreet Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 13 minutes ago, Strokes said: Build a KFC, it's so obvious. nice try indykaila
the fox Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 Claudio tomorrow : " very happy with pasta, I trust pasta and I think it trust me back, i'm very happy with the texture and performance and our goal is still 40 bowls"
foxfan92 Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 6 minutes ago, the fox said: Claudio tomorrow : " very happy with pasta, I trust pasta and I think it trust me back, i'm very happy with the texture and performance and our goal is still 40 bowls" And if the pasta isn't happy being eaten it can go and tell the chairman...
GaelicFox Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 I expect the team to all be at a Chicken processing plant next time we keep a clean sheet , mechanically reclaiming meat from the rotten carcasses of chickens , then making burgers from the plastic meat , them all sitting down to a glorious chicken burger !
separator Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 Players have been bingeing on Rustlers microwave chicken sandwiches behind Claudio's back instead, Might go some way to explain their lack of effort.
Benguin Posted 6 February 2017 Posted 6 February 2017 "I want to see the Pasta fight fight Fight and become a very good dish. We feed chicken, we remove chicken, it's normal, but now is time to fight."
separator Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 Why did the chicken burger cross the road? Because Claudio said it was pasta its sell by date.
Tuna Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 21 minutes ago, Benguin said: "I want to see the Pasta fight fight Fight and become a very good dish. We feed chicken, we remove chicken, it's normal, but now is time to fight." "The Pasta make a good performance".
Chester Dontlie Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 So the Don doesn't fancy burgers... Interesting. Does that mean he'll go vegan next game?
Sol thewall Bamba Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 8 hours ago, Chester Dontlie said: So the Don doesn't fancy burgers... Interesting. Does that mean he'll go vegan next game? Is this a cryptic message to say Kapustka is starting on Sunday?
lgfualol Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 I about moved school when they replaced chicken burgers, pizza and chips with salad and pasta, so I know that feeling.
norwichfox Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 Sauce? We're not short of Chicken Wingers are we?
foxy boxing Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 are the players pasta their best or are they chickening out of games!
FLAN Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 The pastas in the past as my 5 yr old sang during her rendition of let it go
crazyleicester Posted 7 February 2017 Posted 7 February 2017 You know the journos are living our apparent demise and are clutching at every news story possible to fill up their shit papers. Lets face it, just as much as they loved "giving it" to the big clubs last season as shitty little Leicester won the league, they are loving breaking us down. They are complete idiots.
BMR Posted 7 February 2017 Author Posted 7 February 2017 Some great replies here guys Just to balance things up CR has denied chicken ban at press conference! I love deep fried chicken , even before games!
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