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Posted
3 hours ago, Finnegan said:

 

The problem is, it's just fvcking constant. 

 

Everyone thinks they're entitled to an explanation for every individual bit of moderation done to them. It doesn't seem unreasonable to them because it's just one post, or one thread they started. 

 

But to the mod/admin it was probably just one out of stacks of tidying up they had to do and if you stopped to explain it all, you'd be there all night. 

 

Especially because, and this is the real kicker here, the sort of people that need to ask why something was deleted are never going to actually agree. They're not looking for an explanation, they're looking to contest the decision. The usual dissenting voices come on here with that bullshit rhetoric of "we just want an explanation, we'd be happy if we got one, we're just frustrated that we don't understand" are completely full of shit. What they want is to argue with the mod. Preferably in public. 

 

It is infinitely better to just not engage. The vast majority of moderation is extremely obvious. Yes, there's undoubtedly inconsistency where an equally offensive post somewhere got overlooked when yours was removed but what are you expecting from a bunch of volunteers chipping in on their free time? 

 

It's an unbelievably thankless task and almost nobody who'd actually be any good at it wants to do it and the people that usually do want to volunteer want to be mods for the wrong reasons and would be dreadful. 

 

All in all, this place is exceptionally well moderated and wouldn't be one of the most successful fan forums in all of British football if it wasn't. 

:appl: ..  well said Taff.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Corky said:

The close season is the best time to be a football fan.

Every day is an amazing time be a football fan if you support Leicester, even if we finish mid table this season. 

Posted
12 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

I read that as expandable horses. I was pretty confused but also its @Daggers so yknow, it's quite possibly a joke I missed. But then @Bellend Sebastian chimes in and validates that expandable horses is actually a thing and I'm genuinely lost. 

 

I was literally about to open a new browser tab and Google expandable horses to see what the fvck they were talking about when I noticed (I was thinking maybe clothes horses, that would make sense? Probably. Someone should dragons den that, if they don't exist already they'd be handy for people with limited storage space. Some new builds you don't really get a good utility cupboard.)

 

I really need to skim read less.

 

 

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Edit:

For the record, it turns out if you Google expandable horse then Google assumes you're an idiot and shows you a bunch of expandable hoses anyway. The in laws have one, it's shit, I don't understand it, all the water just pools in it so I guess you have to turn the tap off ages before you've finished hosing so judging when to do so must be annoying. Plus it pisses out everywhere. 

 

Also, if you really persist with a search for expandable horses this is the most common image. Idk. 

 

Barbie-12-Dancing-Princess-Expandable-Ca

 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfKIHL274PYaQCDr4PXTw

 

Princess-Horse-and-Carriage-expandable-B

 

I don't think the horse itself expands I think it's more like the wagon does like a stretch barbie Disney limo? 

 

 

I think I need to go back to bed. 

 


I genuinely went one worse than this and read “expendable horses”.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Dunge said:


I genuinely went one worse than this and read “expendable horses”.

 

I was just about to post to say that I initially read it exactly the same. I'd just started to imagine another story of horseracing folk pictured on a dead horse, when I realised my error.

 

I've just noticed that Mr. Daggers has some sort of little woolly horse (?) as his profile photo, so maybe that affects (diseased) minds subliminally?

 

As for expandable horses, I'm sure that inflatable horses are available to purchase for those with an equine sexual kink....

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

I was just about to post to say that I initially read it exactly the same. I'd just started to imagine another story of horseracing folk pictured on a dead horse, when I realised my error.

 

I've just noticed that Mr. Daggers has some sort of little woolly horse (?) as his profile photo, so maybe that affects (diseased) minds subliminally?

 

As for expandable horses, I'm sure that inflatable horses are available to purchase for those with an equine sexual kink....

Some sort of little woolly horse?

 

Wooly?

 

Horse?

 

What kind of people does Mark let in here these days? Freaks, weirdos, and dimwits, that's who.

 

Wooly horse indeed.

 

It's the quintessential expendable horse. Just like a real horse, you can stuff sweets into its anus. But it's also one you can beat with a stick without having the RSPCA call you a depraved monster in court. Christ knows I've had my fill of that happening.

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Posted
29 minutes ago, The Bear said:

Agreed. I know someone who had two of them and both leaked. Binned them off for a normal one now. 

Wife made me buy a second after it sprang a leak. One month in, the new one now leaks. Ridiculous.

 

I expect more from my horses.

 

Hoses. I expect more from my hoses. Wow, it is easy to confuse them, I can see why this thread diverted now. Thank god I didn't complain about my tiny clock.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Daggers said:

Some sort of little woolly horse?

 

Wooly?

 

Horse?

 

What kind of people does Mark let in here these days? Freaks, weirdos, and dimwits, that's who.

 

Wooly horse indeed.

 

It's the quintessential expendable horse. Just like a real horse, you can stuff sweets into its anus. But it's also one you can beat with a stick without having the RSPCA call you a depraved monster in court. Christ knows I've had my fill of that happening.

 

lol

 

Are you trying to tell me that's a piñata? A funny-looking one, if so. I assumed it was a woolly, colourful, lovable little toy horse as that was the cute image you wished to present on here? 

 

Well, at least you've caused me to semi-educate myself about piñatas. I'd never seen one until I was in Spain about 25 years ago, but they were widespread in the UK by the time I had a kid of my own.

Wikipedia suggests that the concept was exported from Spain to Mexico in the 16th century but that a similar tradition already existed in Mexico & Central America. Presumably it has since been exported to the USA and then to the UK.

A bit like how Halloween was exported westwards across the Atlantic and has now been reimported (sadly at the expense of Guy Fawkes' Night).

 

 

11 minutes ago, Daggers said:

And I'm pretty damn sure it's a llama at that.

 

.....named Carl, I hope.

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Finnegan said:

 

...I sort of agree, I think there's a smug, self-satisfied undercurrent to the Safehouse that probably wasn't intended when it was first made.

I now own a hybrid.

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