Unpopular Opinions You Hold

[Livid]

There are too many Traore’s playing football it’s very confusing. 

[Jon the Hat]

On 16/08/2021 at 16:39, Daggers said:

Building the beer snake is the single best thing about watching cricket.

I have literally no idea what this means.

[Daggers]

2 hours ago, Jon the Hat said:

I have literally no idea what this means.

1. Chant: "Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake!"

2. Add plastic pints to said snake

3. Continue chanting

4. Help beer snake move

5. Drink even more beer

6. Briefly remember there's a cricket match happening

7. Push it to the back of your mind, drink more beer and chant again

 

 

[ealingfox]

Fun until it goes over your head and you get soaked in a cocktail of dregs and saliva (and nothing else if you're lucky)

[Finnegan]

11 minutes ago, Daggers said:

1. Chant: "Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake!"

2. Add plastic pints to said snake

3. Continue chanting

4. Help beer snake move

5. Drink even more beer

6. Briefly remember there's a cricket match happening

7. Push it to the back of your mind, drink more beer and chant again

 

 

 

I have no idea what part of that was confusing to Jon, I mean it's completely obvious 

[Daggers]

Just now, Finnegan said:

 

I have no idea what part of that was confusing to Jon, I mean it's completely obvious 

Maybe he was thinking of trouser snakes? Once drunk, I often make the same mistake.

[Finnegan]

7 minutes ago, Daggers said:

Maybe he was thinking of trouser snakes? Once drunk, I often make the same mistake.

 

Yeah but the guidelines for playing Trouser Snake in the middle of a cricket crowd tend to have less steps and end a pinch more Police-ily. 

[Daggers]

21 minutes ago, ealingfox said:

Fun until it goes over your head and you get soaked in a cocktail of dregs and saliva (and nothing else if you're lucky)

You've just described all of my favourite nights out

[The Bear]

4 hours ago, Daggers said:

1. Chant: "Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake! Beer snake!"

2. Add plastic pints to said snake

3. Continue chanting

4. Help beer snake move

5. Drink even more beer

6. Briefly remember there's a cricket match happening

7. Push it to the back of your mind, drink more beer and chant again

 

 

So, just as shit as it sounds then. 

[Daggers]

28 minutes ago, The Bear said:

So, just as shit as it sounds then. 

I can’t hear you over the sound of the fun I was having.

[Silebyfox_89]

CH5 is now the best of the 5 original terrestrial TV channels.

[Stadt]

Kormas are absolutely fine, I'd never order one but macho one-up-man-ship about who can eat the spiciest food is so stupid.

 

The pineapple on pizza thing is another manufactured outrage, there's far better toppings but who cares? It's been done to death. "What do you call a cob?" is another lame viral tweet that's been done far too many times. I can't believe anybody out there isn't bored of it.

[Jon the Hat]

10 minutes ago, Stadt said:

"What do you call a cob?"

Is it a horse or a pony?  It is a mystery!

[Alf Bentley]

40 minutes ago, Stadt said:

"What do you call a cob?" is another lame viral tweet that's been done far too many times. I can't believe anybody out there isn't bored of it.

 

No need to get a cob on about it. 

[Sampson]

Most new builds and new build estates actually look really nice.

[Wymsey]

Banksy is vandalising various sites and should reveal his identity.

[Dr The Singh]

3 minutes ago, Wymsey said:

Banksy is vandalising various sites and should reveal his identity.

I am Banksy

[Innovindil]

16 minutes ago, Wymsey said:

Banksy is vandalising various sites and should reveal his identity.

I'm with this one. Think it's a complete joke. Saw a comment from a local council of one of the seaside ones he's just done. "we're waiting for confirmation from Banksy to see if it's genuine then we'll decide what to do". Wtf is the difference between "a Banksy" and a random on the street spray painting it? If it's good, leave it, if it's shit then paint over it.

 

Art is one of those things I don't think I'll ever understand, why the artist can matter more than the art is baffling. 

[The Syrup]

20 minutes ago, Wymsey said:

Banksy is vandalising various sites and should reveal his identity.

I thought Banksy's identity was common knowledge, just not officially confirmed. Anyway, his stuff has to be better than the usual graffiti tags you find on walls,  plus if you're lucky enough, you get the chance to flog your garden wall for £200k if he chooses your property to deface.

[RoboFox]

1 hour ago, Stadt said:

Kormas are absolutely fine, I'd never order one but macho one-up-man-ship about who can eat the spiciest food is so stupid.

 

The pineapple on pizza thing is another manufactured outrage, there's far better toppings but who cares? It's been done to death. "What do you call a cob?" is another lame viral tweet that's been done far too many times. I can't believe anybody out there isn't bored of it.

Kormas are straight up delicious, as are most mild curries. 

 

I like spicy dishes equally, but too much spice ruins it. I once went with some mates who had a spice-off between them. One of them tried to calm their spicy mouth down with copious amounts of lassi afterwards, but just ended up leaving the restaurant and walking down the street reliving the spice as he vomited chilli lassi everywhere. 

 

Edited 19 August 2021 by RoboFox

[Daggers]

2 hours ago, Dr The Singh said:

I am Banksy

W*nk Banksy 

[Izzy]

3 hours ago, Dr The Singh said:

I am Banksy

 

3 minutes ago, Daggers said:

W*nk Banksy 

W*nksy

[Dr The Singh]

51 minutes ago, Izzy said:

 

W*nksy

Only on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays, on Sunday I give it a rest.

[Nalis]

6 hours ago, Silebyfox_89 said:

CH5 is now the best of the 5 original terrestrial TV channels.

Love me some Bargain Loving Brits in the Sun.

 

'Nice one Sandra, you just saved yourself 2 euro, now show us your bingo wings'

[fuchsntf]

2 hours ago, Dr The Singh said:

Only on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays, on Sunday I give it a rest

Give over...You just Change hands..