Strokes Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 1 hour ago, Rogstanley said: Just very tenderly explain to them that you guarantee them at least one orgasm I wouldn't want the start of a romance to be based on a lie.
fuchsntf Posted 13 November 2017 Author Posted 13 November 2017 I used to use the following, with slightly different slants on the words..... It never failed to amuse and break the ice... Hey I hear you like/get turned on, by filmstars, my name is Frankenstein, Your just that spark I need. or , yes I am ugly, but even Frankenstein is a filmstar... Sometimes one can be even insulting.... Hey, you look amazing ,you remind me of a filmstar....errrm ...(.after a short pause)...Frankenstein!!! My 2nd girlfriend, was a real showstopper, that line started a great 3 yr relationship. Even used it on my wife to be, now 30yrs happily married, when we were getting dressed to go to a great night out, concert,and night club cabaret with meal... Another thing, the topic was ..Non- sexual harassment lines, so far 99% seem to be the opposite.
stez Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Mine, during the 80s were as non-sexist as you could get: 'hello, ok bye'
woznotwos Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 15 hours ago, the fox said: i got 20,000+ posts on FT. Get yur coat , you've pulled !
foxfanazer Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Pick a number from one to ten..........you lose! Take your top off
Houdini Logic Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Can I take you to a local fort or a Victorian folly?
Saxondale Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 "With all due respect to your right to self-determine your gender and with no preconceptions regarding specific definitions within a gender fluidity spectrum, I have no comment to make regarding your appearance, other than that I am attracted to you. I make this assertion in a strictly non-confrontational manner and with no intentions (sexual or otherwise) implied. Notwithstanding, and with no undue duress intended, I politely request your express permission to converse with you further." Should be fine with that. "Sign this please"
Mike Oxlong Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Hi, I went to the gp today but he couldn’t say what was wrong with me and was absolutely useless. I’d love it if you could sack my doc.
Buce Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 1 hour ago, BornBlue said: "With all due respect to your right to self-determine your gender and with no preconceptions regarding specific definitions within a gender fluidity spectrum, I have no comment to make regarding your appearance, other than that I am attracted to you. I make this assertion in a strictly non-confrontational manner and with no intentions (sexual or otherwise) implied. Notwithstanding, and with no undue duress intended, I politely request your express permission to converse with you further." Should be fine with that. "Sign this please" Or you could just say, “get yer tits out”. Always works for me.
Carl the Llama Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Hello pretty woman you seem like a nice lady. I am a fun-loving nice guy who is cool, my hobbies include cats, the new Ghost Busters and leaving the loo seat down. Not tested it but pretty sure that should work.
The Doctor Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 41 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said: Hello pretty woman you seem like a nice lady. I am a fun-loving nice guy who is cool, my hobbies include cats, the new Ghost Busters and leaving the loo seat down. Not tested it but pretty sure that should work. Why does it even go up? Fine, I ****ed my knees as a youth and take every opportunity to sit down as a result but sitting while whizzing is far more comfortable.
Jattdogg Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 https://youtu.be/jjNKrUXqrPw Thatll get em wet
Countryfox Posted 14 November 2017 Posted 14 November 2017 16 hours ago, Houdini Logic said: Can I take you to a local fort or a Victorian folly? You obviously like being on your own ..
Great Boos Up Posted 14 November 2017 Posted 14 November 2017 Buy her a tray of chips; then put on your best Puel accent as she picks up the first chip with her fingers and say "wood yew like a foork".
Mike Oxlong Posted 14 November 2017 Posted 14 November 2017 How times have changed Got to admire the camera work at 1.05
Nalis Posted 14 November 2017 Posted 14 November 2017 You from the Caribbean cos you Jamaican me crazy!
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