Wymsey Posted 12 November 2017 Posted 12 November 2017 Can I follow you, as my Mother told me to chase and grab my dreams..
VLC86 Posted 12 November 2017 Posted 12 November 2017 11 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said: Can I follow you, as my Mother told me to chase and grab my dreams.. I bet it’s like fish in a barrel with that one Wymsie.
Ian Nacho Posted 12 November 2017 Posted 12 November 2017 The alphabet based ones are pretty creepy. You know, there’s 24 letters in the alphabet, oh wait, I missed u and i.
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 I know a cracking owl sanctuary. How about it?
Izzy Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 “You don’t sweat much for a fat lass” is still acceptable according to my wife...
SheppyFox Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Hello there, I’d like to get you know you better. That tends to be enough when you look like me. Sex god.
TheLittleBigMan Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 "Let's breakout the plastic sheets for some messy play". I've always found that one to be fairly neutral.
TiffToff88 Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 8 hours ago, SouthStandUpperTier said: I know a cracking owl sanctuary. How about it? Sounds like a hoot
Alf Bentley Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 A polite, hypothetical question is the way forward. These blokes had the right idea:
Captain... Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Have you tried "Hello, can I buy you a drink?"
fuchsntf Posted 13 November 2017 Author Posted 13 November 2017 3 minutes ago, Captain... said: Have you tried "Hello, can I buy you a drink?" What !!! Spend money....
Captain... Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 2 minutes ago, fuchsntf said: What !!! Spend money.... Ok, try "Hello, can you buy me a drink?"
davieG Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 A mate from the my past used to start with "Can I shit in your handbag" Seemed to be quite successful then he was a good looking bastard.
Captain... Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 5 minutes ago, davieG said: A mate from the my past used to start with "Can I shit in your handbag" Seemed to be quite successful then he was a good looking bastard. I had a mate who would position himself close to the girls loos and ask them as they came out if they had just had a shit. He wasn't really interested in their toilet habits, just to see if they laughed or were offended.
Captain... Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 To be honest when it comes to chat up lines, you can say what you want, what annoys women is when men approach them and then won't accept no as an answer or get all pissy when they get rejected. A few weeks ago my missus was out with an old work friend, couple of guys came over and started chatting, but they weren't interested as they both had boyfriends, so he called them a pair of bitches and give them evil looks all night.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 If you're looking for a seat, love, you can sit on my face
Durnerz Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 11 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said: If you're looking for a seat, love, you can sit on my face For as long as I have a face you will always have a seat ?
Rogstanley Posted 13 November 2017 Posted 13 November 2017 Just very tenderly explain to them that you guarantee them at least one orgasm
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