Dogs

[Unabomber]

 

 

 

*I`m going to be humming (no pun intended) this all day now 

 

 

I think the pics you posted of Alfie gave it away 

 

Haha I better point out that I was joking.

[Steven]

Poor old Gunner

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673906/Family-took-Jack-Russell-vet-cough-asking.html

 

[Finnegan]

UB you have a ridiculous garden. Where do you live?!

[cambridgefox]

UB you have a ridiculous garden. Where do you live?!

The garden centre looking at all those hanging baskets.

[Rincewind]

See what my sister did to her two dogs on her wedding day

Candy

Cookie

Poor things

[Rocket-Ron]

My dog bit me this morning.

The little scamp

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

My dog bit me this morning.

The little scamp

Play bite, or actual bite?

Mine play-bites me all the time when we're play fighting but she's really soft - if she applies any pressure I tell her off.

She's only properly bitten me a couple of times - once when we first got her, playing tug of war she accidentally chomped my thumb (still got a little scar) and I think she knew it actually hurt me because she seems to lunge less when we play now. Other time she was over-excited and jumped up to try to steal a toy I was teasing her with and tore a hole in my jeans. Bitch! (Literally)

[Costock_Fox]

My dog bit me this morning.

The little scamp

Is he called Suarez?

[Costock_Fox]

Play bite, or actual bite?

Mine play-bites me all the time when we're play fighting but she's really soft - if she applies any pressure I tell her off.

She's only properly bitten me a couple of times - once when we first got her, playing tug of war she accidentally chomped my thumb (still got a little scar) and I think she knew it actually hurt me because she seems to lunge less when we play now. Other time she was over-excited and jumped up to try to steal a toy I was teasing her with and tore a hole in my jeans. Bitch! (Literally)

Have you ever thought she just doesn't like you?

[Rob1742]

"Don't worry, he won't bite, he will just lick you to death"

"If you hadn't looked scared, he wouldn't have gone for you"

"It's only a nip, it hasn't gone through the skin"

"Don't run, else he will run after you"

"He's only playing, just be friendly with him and he will like you"

Just a few sentences I have heard from dog owners over the years, with smiles on their faces. Basically blaming you for their unruly smelly dog.

My last encounter was about 6 months ago when for some obscure reason my gardener bought his horrible dog with him. As I walked round the side of the house this dog started off chasing me from about 20 yards. I managed to run back, but put my back out. Managed to pick up a small garden chair and battled the dog with it.

Gardener basically said it was my fault that his dog came bounding towards me.

The only thing worse than dogs are dog owners who let their dogs carry on like this.

If dogs were humans they would end up in court for they do.

Edited 1 July 2014 by Rob1742

[Unabomber]

Rob you sound like such a pussy.

[AoWW]

Back for some more wumming?!

[Rob1742]

Rob you sound like such a pussy.

Just don't like these council pets. Are little kids who get butchered by dogs pussys?

[Unabomber]

Just don't like these council pets. Are little kids who get butchered by dogs pussys?

Is the lack of sense making in this post meant to be ironic?

[Rob1742]

Is the lack of sense making in this post meant to be ironic?

Lack of sense? Shame you can't work it out

Edited 1 July 2014 by Rob1742

[Unabomber]

Sorry Rob my council pet just butchered a little kids dogs pussy.

[Rob1742]

Think you worked it out, but wanted to avoid the point.

[Costock_Fox]

"Don't worry, he won't bite, he will just lick you to death"

"If you hadn't looked scared, he wouldn't have gone for you"

"It's only a nip, it hasn't gone through the skin"

"Don't run, else he will run after you"

"He's only playing, just be friendly with him and he will like you"

Just a few sentences I have heard from dog owners over the years, with smiles on their faces. Basically blaming you for their unruly smelly dog.

My last encounter was about 6 months ago when for some obscure reason my gardener bought his horrible dog with him. As I walked round the side of the house this dog started off chasing me from about 20 yards. I managed to run back, but put my back out. Managed to pick up a small garden chair and battled the dog with it.

Gardener basically said it was my fault that his dog came bounding towards me.

The only thing worse than dogs are dog owners who let their dogs carry on like this.

If dogs were humans they would end up in court for they do.

This dog violated your bum hole didn't it.

[Beliall]

This dog violated your bum hole didn't it.

I just choked!

[Rob1742]

Nope ~ the one that tried to shag me was when I was seven.

[Costock_Fox]

Nope ~ the one that tried to shag me was when I was seven.

Get yourself some counselling, it sounds like this event has troubled you for long enough.

[Beliall]

Nope ~ the one that tried to shag me was when I was seven.

In dog years?

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

This dog violated your bum hole didn't it.

Haha! And I bet it was called THEBIGJOHNSTEADER, and it wasn't a one off. Wasn't even a dog, just TBJS was so dog-like in his continual molestations that he's mentally scarred a man for life.

[LCFC31]

Just because you have a phobia of dogs doesn't mean no one can enjoy them. Also, wanting all of them put down? Nasty thing to say. I am still yet to meet an aggressive dog.

[Costock_Fox]

Just because you have a phobia of dogs doesn't mean no one can enjoy them. Also, wanting all of them put down? Nasty thing to say. I am still yet to meet an aggressive dog.

Let me introduce you to my X!